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And Later That Night When The Ship’s Bell Rang?  That Was A Game 3 Live Blog, Brother

A muddy track deepinthehearta.  Sloggy and slushy.  Haze frigging gray and underway.  As it should be.

Wings win tonite?  Game, set, series.  Wings lose?  Start shoveling coal because we’ve got ourselves a Stress Train Special.

It’s a Game 3 Live Blog.  Commence your conversations.  The only mandate is juvenilicity.  I’ll join you when they drop the puck.

Updated 1940 EST:  Wanna guess who said this?

“We don’t think much of them on a personal, character level. We think that’s to our advantage.”

Yep. Turco

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If the Hudler-Helm-Mac line gets it going tonight, can we call them the Happy Double-D line?

Posted by jrl123 on 05/12/08 at 07:33 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

damn Helm can skate!

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 05/12/08 at 07:33 PM ET

Osrt's avatar

Helm won that....asses

Posted by Osrt on 05/12/08 at 07:33 PM ET

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Helluva shift by the Oompa Loompa there!

Posted by moocat on 05/12/08 at 07:33 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Freaking Helm is a bottle rocket—even in crappy ice

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Hockey Netherworld on 05/12/08 at 07:34 PM ET

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Oh come ON!  Helm was on that.  Bad call on icing now too.

Posted by AndrewFromAnnArbor on 05/12/08 at 07:34 PM ET

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For what its worth I have a ton of pets we can use.  What do you think we’d get for a coupla ferrets?

Posted by WingBitch on 05/12/08 at 07:34 PM ET

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Helm made a great play...Mac messed up.

Smart call Babs

Posted by Osrt on 05/12/08 at 07:35 PM ET

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Oh. Interesting. Uncle Mike using the timeout with 6 left in the first.

Ferrets will do wingbitch.

Posted by IwoCPO from Washington, DC on 05/12/08 at 07:35 PM ET

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Uncle Mike taking the T/O—good call

every.loose.puck

we just need to clear them when we have the puck on the stick—damnit

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Hockey Netherworld on 05/12/08 at 07:35 PM ET

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The ice is freakin’ horrendous.  Worse than I thought.

This may take some getting used to.

Posted by lilja4ever on 05/12/08 at 07:36 PM ET

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another BLATANT holding the stick let go, and Dallas scores.  gotta love it.

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 05/12/08 at 07:37 PM ET

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Oh freaking bejeezers

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Hockey Netherworld on 05/12/08 at 07:37 PM ET

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Dammit.  Bottom unit was way overmatched.

Posted by AndrewFromAnnArbor on 05/12/08 at 07:37 PM ET

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Auugh. That was awful.

Posted by Pete K on 05/12/08 at 07:37 PM ET

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Long ass shift there.  Modano was holding Lebda’s stick too.

Posted by Dave on 05/12/08 at 07:38 PM ET

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bastards…

Posted by WingBitch on 05/12/08 at 07:38 PM ET

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Saw that coming, tho didn’t expect it to take that long. That broken line combo didn’t have a clue how to cover the zone.

Posted by Nate A from Dark side of the moon on 05/12/08 at 07:38 PM ET

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Morrow held Lebda’s stick...only reason that pass went through...bull shit

Posted by Osrt on 05/12/08 at 07:38 PM ET

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look at that guy just laying on lebda’s stick- what the *#$%@&?

Posted by scheisskopf on 05/12/08 at 07:38 PM ET

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What a joke...Holding laying the stick..no call

Posted by moocat on 05/12/08 at 07:38 PM ET

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friggin Morrow, laying on Lebdas stick, he would have stopped that play.

Posted by aaron from phoenix, that makes me a transplant on 05/12/08 at 07:38 PM ET

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Ugh. The last few minutes, the Stars played like there was no tomorrow. The Wings need to start playing that way… but smarter.

Posted by Jennemy of the Skate from putting the b*tches in the box on 05/12/08 at 07:38 PM ET

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Go or no goal. Great shift from Chelios.

Posted by IwoCPO from Washington, DC on 05/12/08 at 07:38 PM ET

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that oughta quiet the crowd down!

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 05/12/08 at 07:38 PM ET

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Keep skating—Stars are gonna run out of gas

SCORE!!!!

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Hockey Netherworld on 05/12/08 at 07:38 PM ET

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2-1 b!tches!

Posted by scheisskopf on 05/12/08 at 07:39 PM ET

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Dat’s hattrick coming…

Posted by Osrt on 05/12/08 at 07:39 PM ET

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SUCK IT BITCHES

Posted by Pete K on 05/12/08 at 07:39 PM ET

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Or they can just do that! smile WHooo hooo!!!

Posted by Jennemy of the Skate from putting the b*tches in the box on 05/12/08 at 07:39 PM ET

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Woops. There goes that momentum. Bitches.  Looks like a circus out there, eh Marty?

Posted by IwoCPO from Washington, DC on 05/12/08 at 07:39 PM ET

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Nice, did that get called or are we gonna get robbed on review?

Posted by Nate A from Dark side of the moon on 05/12/08 at 07:39 PM ET

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instant Karma baby!

Posted by aaron from phoenix, that makes me a transplant on 05/12/08 at 07:39 PM ET

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Dats! WooT!

Posted by BuzzFledderjohn on 05/12/08 at 07:39 PM ET

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Eat that Marty.  Pavs again.

Posted by Dave on 05/12/08 at 07:39 PM ET

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Gotta love retaliation!

Posted by WingBitch on 05/12/08 at 07:39 PM ET

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Stars work like hell to score

DET gets #1 on the ice and score in like 20 secs

Reminescent of NSH

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Hockey Netherworld on 05/12/08 at 07:39 PM ET

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HAH!  DATS AGAIN!

Tit for tat, Stars.  Methinks you’re doing what we did in the first round.

(You like that, Marty?  Two from Datsyuk and the first ain’t over yet...)

Posted by AndrewFromAnnArbor on 05/12/08 at 07:40 PM ET

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Bury these guys.  Score here and they fall apart.

Posted by Dave on 05/12/08 at 07:40 PM ET

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Great shift from Chelios.

Agreed.

Turco is seeing flash backs right now… tonight he’s going to help prove that Dats is a Playoff Stud

Posted by Osrt on 05/12/08 at 07:41 PM ET

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“We don’t think much of them on a personal, character level. We think that’s to our advantage.”

I’m just sayin’.

Posted by IwoCPO from Washington, DC on 05/12/08 at 07:41 PM ET

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we do NOT like to get scored against.... way to go Pasha

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 05/12/08 at 07:41 PM ET

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That’ll suck the life right outta the Stars

If we can pot the next goal—this could get really ugly

and be a short freaking series

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Hockey Netherworld on 05/12/08 at 07:41 PM ET

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Oh man, what a time for my stream to go down.

Posted by Modnar from Cincinnati, OH on 05/12/08 at 07:41 PM ET

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so if you’re Turco, and Datsyuk is in alone, what do you do?  go for the fake?  expect the fake and let Datsyuk go the other way?  all Datsyuk would have to do is blink and Turco would wet himself.

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 05/12/08 at 07:41 PM ET

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Karma baby… karma.

Posted by Mike from La-La Land on 05/12/08 at 07:41 PM ET

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Pot one on the PP PLEASE!!!!

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Hockey Netherworld on 05/12/08 at 07:42 PM ET

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4 chops...beautiful…

Posted by Osrt on 05/12/08 at 07:43 PM ET

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How can they be so oblivious to all of the obvious penalties that Homer draws?

Posted by BuzzFledderjohn on 05/12/08 at 07:44 PM ET

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Mule—where art thou on the #2 PP unit?

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Hockey Netherworld on 05/12/08 at 07:44 PM ET

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