We wanted Bubba, now we got him. We wanted Ellis instead of Kipper, Luongo or even Jose Three or Four. We got him. We wanted Arnott instead of Iginla. Got that too.
But we weren’t displeased with Edmonton once. And LA was a nifty matchup once too.
Whatever. Whoever. The playoffs suck no matter who the opponent is. 8 months of irritation leading up to full-blown physical pain and suffering.
Oh, and in case you’re wondering...Bubba wants you too. Bubba was fetal at the thought of playing San Jose in the first round, the team that’s made a postseason tradition of kicking redneck tail. Bubba wasn’t unhappy at all about losing to Chicago last night, as if I had to tell you that. They want them some Wings and some Wings they’ve got.
“If you go based on the past couple of playoffs, we didn’t do very well against San Jose,’’ Predators goalie Chris Mason said. “But Detroit’s the best team in the league and there are plenty of reasons for that. So regardless of who you in the playoffs, you know you’re going to have a big challenge on your hands.’’
Not your hands tough guy. Ellis’. Mason won’t see a minute of time against the Wings unless Ellis is pulled. Rephrase, once Ellis is pulled, that’s the time we’ll see Mason.
Oh, we’ll get to Bubba. Yes we will. Port side of the page will be loaded up today with all your first-round resources: blogs, newspapers, roadkill recipes. All the fun stuff.
But first we have internal issues to handle. Serious issues. You’re going to read today and for several days afterward that it takes a lucky team, a healthy team, to win the Cup. The team that suffers the least, loses the least amount of man games to injury, and has nearly the talent the other teams do? That’s your winner.
So I guess we should just frigging quit now, because this team is far from healthy. Far from it. Maltby, Samuelsson: both out for Game 1. Draper, Homer: both coming back tomorrow against Chicago, but far from fully healthy. Kopecky: done. Stuart: maybe for game 1. Cleary: recovering, but scoreless since his return. Oh, and Zetterberg and Datsyuk?
Targets.
It’s more physical and guys are playing harder on Pav and Hank, it makes it tougher on them.
That’s Chris Chelios talking there, and he put it mildly. If I were an 8 seed and had nothing to lose, an unproven goaltender and a sketchy offense? I’d do my best to drill both of them early and often, before and after the whistle. Every chance I got. And Bubba will. Count on it. And if we lose one or both, this round, next, the third or the Finals? Sayonara sister.
But that’s theoretical paranoia, and you know we’re not into paranoia here. Nope. And plus, Uncle Mike will tell us that one man’s injury is another player’s opportunity. I know he’s said that so he must feel it, because Uncle Mike never frigging lies.
And now we have the potential story of the Spring. Michigan boy, Muskegon hero, MSU star, Detroit Red Wing: Justin Abdelkader.
Wasn’t it so typically Red Wing the way the dailies just dropped in a small story Thursday? Kind of..."Hey, umm, the Wings signed Abdelkader today...and, yeah, he might just, you know, stay with them for the ENTIRE FRIGGING POSTSEASON.”
WTF? Was this a panic signing? How else do you view it? And that was before Kopecky’s knee got wrecked and Maltby tweaked his hammy. Yeah, it probably was. Sammy, Draper, Homer: no one knows the extent of the injuries they’ll have to play through. So Tick Tock Kenny gave the kid a shot and, wouldn’t you know it, we may be on to something here Stress Trainers.
11 minutes, 3 shots, 3 hits and 3 for 6 on faceoffs. Interesting. And, guess what? The kid can defend. Eleven minutes for a 21 year old kid who three days earlier was probably trying to score in Cedar Village?
“I thought he was good, determined, physical, he should have scored a goal,” said Detroit coach Mike Babcock after the Wings beat Columbus 3-2 at Joe Louis Arena. “Whether you’re 46 like (Chris Chelios) or 18, if you’re a really good player and you come in the league, it doesn’t take you very long.
“It looks to me like this guy’s got good hockey sense. He’s mean, he’s trying to run over top of you, which I really like.”
Oh, he’s gonna get his minutes. I got a feeling, and so do you. And since that’s the case, somebody better come up with a damn nickname and fast. Because I’m already tired of typing that name, despite the fact that most of it occurs on the home keys and that’s always fun.
And hey, guess what Abdelkader’s emergence makes Kirk Maltby? Wally Pipp, that’s who. Abdelkader’s gonna show up in some strange places tomorrow. Like the penalty kill, like on a line with guys like Cleary or even Datsyuk. Maltby’s got years of playoff experience behind him so it’s tough to say he’s out of the mix completely, but like I said, I’ve got a feeling we’re going to see much more of Sparty.
Do we have to get into goaltending today? Is that mandatory? I’m having a nice Saturday morning, relatively stress free. Can’t we just avoid that subject, just for one day?
No?
Ok, I’ll give you something to think about today, just a tidbit.
Our Czech Miracle of Insanity has a save percentage of a flat .900. That’s over 40 games. Ranked 37th in the league.
Dan Ellis? .924 over 44 games. Yeah, that would be 1st. And, um, yeah...he and Bubba have been fighting for a playoff spot all year, so every game’s been kinda important.
You wanna stress today? Don’t worry too much about the injuries. If you’re looking to ruin your Saturday and obsess about bad things, start thinking goaltending. It’s April and that’s what Wing fans do in April.
Suck. Suck. Suck. That’s what the playoffs do.
Chief: I agree, we need to find Abdelkader a nickname, and soon; his name—as you noted isn’t hard to type—well its just that you ahve to think about it, and thats just too freaking hard first thng in the morning.
Ohh, and I think we will be typing his name alot this post season. The kid brings energy, seems pretty fast on his skates, plays sound defense, and he really delivers the hits in a big way—but, not so far anyway, at the expense of taking himself out of the play. Hit, hit, hit—and a damn good nose for the net too. He could have easily scored against the BJ—maybe even twice.
So yes, a moniker for Abdelkader is needed. Alas, that requires some thought too. Maybe during Sunday’s game an epiphanhy will present itself. Too early right now.
I actually thougt Hasek was pretty good against the BJ’s, except for that Blew-liner he gave up (you know the one Abdelkader tried to block from the top of the circle, face first). The only thing about this post-season that concerns me is the Wings goal-tending. Generally it has been good—due in large part to the League best shots against. But it is, especially lately, inconsistent = unreliable. You really don’t know what to expect. Inconsistent, unreliable, equals unknown = stress.
If the Wings manage to play the postseason without injury to the main guys, we know what to expect from the skaters. League bests shots per game, top 10 PP and PK. Win alot of games that way; provided your goalie can make his stops.
That, IMO, is the $64,000.00 question. Hasek hasn’t played enough to be “consistent” (Ozzy was really good when he played that stretch in NOV/DEC/JAN; but that was months ago). Uncle Mike appears to be going with the CMOI. Question that decision we will.
I like the Bubba match-up for two reasons: (1) it is geographically close, and (2) most importantly, they remind me of adolescent punks(from their stupid chants, assinine P.A., awful play-by-play, and that punk of punks TooToo)—and isn’t it always fun to watch a punk get his comeuppance!!
Homer where art thou!! Too bad on Kopecky, he was, IMO, really starting to play solid minutes and learning how to use that big frame of his. Draper needs to get back in, if for nothing else to win the freaking face-offs (Wings were bad against the BJ in the circle).
Time for more coffee—heres my ticket Chief, wheres my damn seat??
Posted by Jeff - - OklahomaWingNut from Wind-Swept-Plains on 04/05 at 09:22 AM