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by IwoCPO on 01/14/09 at 09:35 PM ET
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Hugely important evening in our world.
The gutters have been overflowing the last few weeks with your obscenity and grade-school humor. How could a family-oriented, well-intentioned, mild-mannered hockey blog turn into something so immature, so reeking of juvenistickidness?
I just don’t know.
Tonite, you begin the process of electing your champion. Watch the remarks closely, stay awake, don’t pass out drooling on your keyboard (Osrt)...and make your recommendations along the way for the five comments we’ll vote on tomorrow.
It’s a Live Blog bitches. A big, fat, west coast live blog.
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ouch. that was a really bad check by Meech. it should have at least been Pronger.
Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 01/14/09 at 11:16 PM ET
Voox, I’m as happy to see you as I am to see the better half… you figure it out if that’s a compliment or not.
So all those times you asked me how my day was, you didn’t care? Bastard.
Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 01/14/09 at 11:17 PM ET
How many 2-on-1s can Hossa and Zetterberg get without scoring?
Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 01/14/09 at 11:18 PM ET
*#$%@&. Ozzie was slow getting there and never set himself. Ugh.
Posted by clemshady from Greenwood, SC on 01/14/09 at 11:19 PM ET
Jesus. Unobstructed glove side.
Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 01/14/09 at 11:19 PM ET
It has been a while since I’ve been here… I just realized I’m still sober… I’ll be back A2Y 19, I have some catching up to do. Hits from the bong, bitches. 
Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 01/14/09 at 11:20 PM ET
Willy was a floater with us & still seems to be floating around.
It wouldn’t surprise me if Hitch stopped using him after 12-13 games.
Posted by HockeyTownTodd on 01/14/09 at 11:20 PM ET
I’ll need to get hammered ASAP. Yet another great save by Conklin. Oh wait, it’s Osgood in net, nevermind.
Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 01/14/09 at 11:20 PM ET
JR almost delivered that to Hoss on a silver platter
Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 01/14/09 at 11:21 PM ET
[/qSo all those times you asked me how my day was, you didn’t care? Bastard.
Posted by VooX from Inside the Pipes & Tubes on 01/14/09 at 11:17 PM ET
uote]Yes, yes I am.
By the way I do NOT like the Wings style of play tonight.Posted by calquake on 01/14/09 at 11:21 PM ET
And Osgood protects the lead with a great save on that one-timer. Oh wait, that was Giguere in net, nevermind.
Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 01/14/09 at 11:23 PM ET
Where the hell is Conk? Ozzie looked pitiful on the 2nd and 3rd goal.
Posted by HockeyTownTodd on 01/14/09 at 11:23 PM ET
Damn it, MO. GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!
Should I sit in the tree stand tomorrow afternoon or the ground blind? Last day, pressure’s on. Hell I can’t decide, you tell me.
Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 01/14/09 at 11:24 PM ET
Ozzie’s hurt or tweaked something.
Doesn’t excuse his giving up of goals that a peewee goalie could have stopped but he’s moving slower than normal laterally and getting up slow.
Might have tweaked his groin again.
Posted by moocat on 01/14/09 at 11:24 PM ET
Conks has to get the start tomorrow. Right? RIGHT??
Posted by clemshady from Greenwood, SC on 01/14/09 at 11:24 PM ET
Conks has to get the start tomorrow. Right? RIGHT??
Come down off the ledge and we’ll talk, okay?
Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 01/14/09 at 11:26 PM ET
The Ducks are having their way with us now.
Someone. ****ing. Learn. To hit.
Posted by Tyler from Arizona on 01/14/09 at 11:26 PM ET
Well, if it’s windy, I’m keeping both feet on terra firma. If it’s calm, I’m up in the stand.
Posted by clemshady from Greenwood, SC on 01/14/09 at 11:26 PM ET
yeah looks like Meech might have hurt his back.
Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 01/14/09 at 11:26 PM ET
someone has to step up here and take out one of thier boys! I hate these birds!
Posted by yzer19man from Chicago, IL on 01/14/09 at 11:28 PM ET
Abbadabba?
Nah, bring up Helm, have him center Kopy and Drapes. But let Draper take faceoffs.
Posted by calquake on 01/14/09 at 11:28 PM ET
F*cking Poultry.
Somebody go Bobby Clarke on Perry’s ankle.
Posted by Alzy from Innisfail, Alberta, Canada on 01/14/09 at 11:29 PM ET
get in the friggin box you big douche bag rat! Ryan (the wings will get the last laugh) Getzlaf
Posted by yzer19man from Chicago, IL on 01/14/09 at 11:29 PM ET
Well, if it’s windy, I’m keeping both feet on terra firma. If it’s calm, I’m up in the stand.
Bout a 150-160 class 12 on the line too…. Monday he was ‘bout 60 yards out. 
If not for him, in this cold I’d say SCREW it.
Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 01/14/09 at 11:30 PM ET
Meech to Festerling: You’re doing it all wrong…pu$$y!
Posted by The Hurricane on 01/14/09 at 11:31 PM ET
That “hangover stat” for first 1/2 was impressive actually, given the company listed there.
Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 01/14/09 at 11:32 PM ET
I’d say that’s reason enough to brave this weather for one more day! Good luck! I’ll be working. You win
Posted by clemshady from Greenwood, SC on 01/14/09 at 11:32 PM ET
i wish we could bring up Downey and Mac for a game like this!
OK WHAT THE HELL, why can we not score off the right side of their net? thats twice with great chances!
Posted by yzer19man from Chicago, IL on 01/14/09 at 11:33 PM ET
we have had some huge thirds this season, and I feel another one comming on! don’t go to bed yet!
Posted by yzer19man from Chicago, IL on 01/14/09 at 11:36 PM ET
I want to see Conklin start the 3rd.
Does that mean Ozzie will get his wish and play D for Meech?
Posted by clemshady from Greenwood, SC on 01/14/09 at 11:39 PM ET
Bed? Go to bed? I need to drink myself silly to escape the image of the giant condyloma permanently etched into the back of my eyeballs.
Posted by The Hurricane on 01/14/09 at 11:40 PM ET
I want to see the real Red Wings start the 3rd.
Posted by calquake on 01/14/09 at 11:39 PM ET
Took the words right out of my mouth quake.
Posted by Alzy from Innisfail, Alberta, Canada on 01/14/09 at 11:40 PM ET
I want to see the real Red Wings start the 3rd.
Would a real Red Wings goalie please stand up, please stand up?
Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 01/14/09 at 11:41 PM ET
I want to see the real Red Wings start the 3rd.
they’ve started each period. they just haven’t kept playing past the halfway point.
Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 01/14/09 at 11:41 PM ET
I went to MSU (and partied with ) Kip Miller. That family is one hell of a hockey franchise. Dad shoots hockey pucks for sperm.
Anyone else hopeful that Murphy gets replaced by Maltby?
Posted by The Hurricane on 01/14/09 at 11:42 PM ET
Voox, Ozzie is a 3 gpg guy this year. If that doesn’t change by deadline Tick Tock may have to make a move.
Posted by calquake on 01/14/09 at 11:44 PM ET
“Laying someone out is a great feeling”.....
That can be run with in so many directions.
Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 01/14/09 at 11:45 PM ET
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Willy was a floater with us & still seems to be floating around
Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 01/14/09 at 11:15 PM ET