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Hugely important evening in our world. 

The gutters have been overflowing the last few weeks with your obscenity and grade-school humor.  How could a family-oriented, well-intentioned, mild-mannered hockey blog turn into something so immature, so reeking of juvenistickidness?

I just don’t know.

Tonite, you begin the process of electing your champion.  Watch the remarks closely, stay awake, don’t pass out drooling on your keyboard (Osrt)...and make your recommendations along the way for the five comments we’ll vote on tomorrow. 

It’s a Live Blog bitches.  A big, fat, west coast live blog.

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VooX's avatar

And as I post my opinion he is a moveable asset, Charlie Buckets ties the game to shut me up… momentarily.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 01/15/09 at 12:08 AM ET

clemshady's avatar

HA!  How about that?!  A sneaky one goes our way.  About time!

Posted by clemshady from Greenwood, SC on 01/15/09 at 12:08 AM ET

The Hurricane's avatar

EAT IT PUNK…THAT’S HOW WE ROLL BITCHES!

Posted by The Hurricane on 01/15/09 at 12:08 AM ET

ckittle's avatar

oh my god. eye hand coordination. i hope it stands

Posted by ckittle from Durham, New Hampshire on 01/15/09 at 12:09 AM ET

IwoCPO's avatar

Oh. Oh. Oh. MULE. You magnificent swedish bastard. high stick? no.  good goal….oooh, close.

Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 01/15/09 at 12:09 AM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

just. like. that.

wish I were drunk.

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 01/15/09 at 12:09 AM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

On the phone with Gary right now.  No goal????

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from Lidstrom's head telling him 1 more year on 01/15/09 at 12:09 AM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Looks close…....

Posted by Rumbear from Top O da Hasek, sippin rum & catchin some rays on 01/15/09 at 12:09 AM ET

Nate A's avatar

How the hell did that get through?!?

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 01/15/09 at 12:09 AM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

2 big asses is alot for a goalie to keep track of and all, tween Homer n the Mule

Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 01/15/09 at 12:09 AM ET

yzer19man's avatar

yes what a comeback and now lead!  thats a good goal!!!  why does that have to be so close?

Posted by yzer19man from Chicago, IL on 01/15/09 at 12:09 AM ET

VooX's avatar

Anaheim needs to find their happy place.  Too bad Disneyland sucks.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 01/15/09 at 12:09 AM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

oh damn, that’s getting called back.

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 01/15/09 at 12:09 AM ET

clemshady's avatar

Ah.  I may have spoken too soon…..

Posted by clemshady from Greenwood, SC on 01/15/09 at 12:10 AM ET

DetroitHockey's avatar

As Ken Daniels just noted, the Wings were owed that one.

Posted by DetroitHockey on 01/15/09 at 12:10 AM ET

IwoCPO's avatar

YES BITCHES

Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 01/15/09 at 12:10 AM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Yeah Baby!!!!

Posted by Rumbear from Top O da Hasek, sippin rum & catchin some rays on 01/15/09 at 12:10 AM ET

clemshady's avatar

Must be an Avon call from that game earlier this year.  I’ll take it.

Posted by clemshady from Greenwood, SC on 01/15/09 at 12:11 AM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

wow the officials in this league suck.

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 01/15/09 at 12:11 AM ET

Nate A's avatar

VooX, Cleary cant move. No trade clause till the last year or so of his contract.

Franzen is the only one alowed to make highstick goals. i like it.

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 01/15/09 at 12:11 AM ET

HockeyTownTodd's avatar

Way to go VooX, now talk about trading Zetterberg and maybe he will score.

Posted by HockeyTownTodd on 01/15/09 at 12:12 AM ET

IwoCPO's avatar

What’s left? 9?  Chances the Wings hold this lead? 

Slim.

Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 01/15/09 at 12:12 AM ET

ckittle's avatar

woooooo goal stand. and giggy is left whining and shaking his head. mule-tiful

Posted by ckittle from Durham, New Hampshire on 01/15/09 at 12:12 AM ET

J.J. from Kansas's avatar

Ref:  Was it a high stick?

Toronto War Room:  Who cares?  *#$%@& the Ducks.

Ref:  Agreed.

Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 01/15/09 at 12:12 AM ET

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What the heck we’re scoring goals

Posted by Tyler from Arizona on 01/15/09 at 12:12 AM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

Gary. Ass. Must have been preoccupied as to not have gotten the call.
Every damn goal that lovely bastard the Mule scores makes this whole Hossa-Z-Mule thing so much more “interesting”.

Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 01/15/09 at 12:13 AM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

9:00 minutes left.  I’m still nervous.

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from Lidstrom's head telling him 1 more year on 01/15/09 at 12:13 AM ET

DetroitHockey's avatar

mule-tiful

Don’t let those Versus tools from Monday hear that one.

Posted by DetroitHockey on 01/15/09 at 12:13 AM ET

IwoCPO's avatar

What the heck we’re scoring goals

Even strength ones at that Tyler

Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 01/15/09 at 12:13 AM ET

clemshady's avatar

This just means that we’re looking at a 5-on-3 for the Ducks before it’s said and done.

Posted by clemshady from Greenwood, SC on 01/15/09 at 12:13 AM ET

yzer19man's avatar

We have to keep taking it to them.  DO not give them anything to go on!  I do not want to see another 5-4 ot game, losing to a very inferior team!

Posted by yzer19man from Chicago, IL on 01/15/09 at 12:14 AM ET

VooX's avatar

Way to go VooX, now talk about trading Zetterberg and maybe he will score.

I can take request for those in hockey pools.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 01/15/09 at 12:14 AM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

mule-tiful
Don’t let those Versus tools from Monday hear that one

Razorific. Mastadonic even.

Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 01/15/09 at 12:15 AM ET

ckittle's avatar

getzlaf just missed a pass that could have been a ducks goal. i bet dats would have completed it on his backhand, with his eyes closed while sasquatch was throwing an elbow in his back

Posted by ckittle from Durham, New Hampshire on 01/15/09 at 12:15 AM ET

IwoCPO's avatar

So before the Wings decided to score two, Ken said something about Meech back on D in place of Lebda with Lilja.  Is Lebda hurt?

Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 01/15/09 at 12:17 AM ET

yzer19man's avatar

two great plays by Lils!

Posted by yzer19man from Chicago, IL on 01/15/09 at 12:17 AM ET

clemshady's avatar

Looks like Lebda is at the end of the bench by Conks.  Probably figured Meech is playing better.

Posted by clemshady from Greenwood, SC on 01/15/09 at 12:18 AM ET

Nate A's avatar

Homer looked confused behind the net.

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 01/15/09 at 12:19 AM ET

DetroitHockey's avatar

Way to stay with it, Ozzie.

Posted by DetroitHockey on 01/15/09 at 12:19 AM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

best save I’ve seen from Osgood in a long, loooong time!

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 01/15/09 at 12:19 AM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

WOOOOOOOOOOOOF. Oz just made me flinch.

Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 01/15/09 at 12:19 AM ET

Nate A's avatar

Holy heart attack batman.

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 01/15/09 at 12:19 AM ET

The Hurricane's avatar

Has there been any talk about bad ice? Something doesn’t seem right in the Poultry’s end.

Posted by The Hurricane on 01/15/09 at 12:20 AM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

Damn, that was too close.

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from Lidstrom's head telling him 1 more year on 01/15/09 at 12:20 AM ET

ckittle's avatar

nice save ozzie. of course, leave it to him to turn an easy high glove save into a shoulder deflection to nerve wracking mess in the crease

Posted by ckittle from Durham, New Hampshire on 01/15/09 at 12:20 AM ET

VooX's avatar

Datsyuk’s dekes are hanging the Niedermeyer (Hardly) Boys out to dry causing their jocks to be strewn around the arena like mama Niedermeyer is doing laundry in the stands.

Osgood checks in to the game with 5:00 minutes left in the third to make a great save.  Better late than never to get a good goalie in between the pipes, unless it’s May then it’s too late.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 01/15/09 at 12:21 AM ET

HockeyTownTodd's avatar

Maltby’s salary: $883,333

Shanny signed today for $800,000.00, 1 yr.

Posted by HockeyTownTodd on 01/15/09 at 12:21 AM ET

IwoCPO's avatar

Look at that emotion from Franzen. I’ll send it to Minnesota.

Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 01/15/09 at 12:21 AM ET

IwoCPO's avatar

Maltby’s salary: $883,333

Shanny signed today for $800,000.00, 1 yr.

Came close to mentioning that in my Maltby post Gramps.  But I’d already used like three statistics and was dizzy.

Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 01/15/09 at 12:22 AM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

Shanny signed today for $800,000.00, 1 yr.

NJ right?

Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 01/15/09 at 12:23 AM ET

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