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by IwoCPO on 01/14/09 at 09:35 PM ET
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Hugely important evening in our world.
The gutters have been overflowing the last few weeks with your obscenity and grade-school humor. How could a family-oriented, well-intentioned, mild-mannered hockey blog turn into something so immature, so reeking of juvenistickidness?
I just don’t know.
Tonite, you begin the process of electing your champion. Watch the remarks closely, stay awake, don’t pass out drooling on your keyboard (Osrt)...and make your recommendations along the way for the five comments we’ll vote on tomorrow.
It’s a Live Blog bitches. A big, fat, west coast live blog.
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Douche Canoe would confirm if he were there.
Well the winds follow him, he likes to blow.
HOMER YOU BASTARD
Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 01/14/09 at 10:22 PM ET
Great play all the way up the ice and just laid it to Homer. Beauty!
Posted by clemshady from Greenwood, SC on 01/14/09 at 10:22 PM ET
Who was that guarding Holmstrom?
Oh.
Pronger.
Posted by IwoCPO from Washington, DC on 01/14/09 at 10:23 PM ET
That’s a video game goal.
At least it is when I play it on the retard level and do cross-passes for one-timers like that all game.
Posted by HockeyJoe from Upstate New York on 01/14/09 at 10:23 PM ET
Who was that guarding Holmstrom?
Oh.
Pronger.
and it was Niedermayer that Pavel skated away from in our own zone.
Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 01/14/09 at 10:24 PM ET
At least it is when I play it on the retard level and do cross-passes for one-timers like that all game
Like I do.
Posted by IwoCPO from Washington, DC on 01/14/09 at 10:24 PM ET
Homer scores on a beautypass from Dats!!
Too bad I still haven’t been able to see it because F@#$ing adthe.net is skippy and choppy!!
Posted by Alzy from Innisfail, Alberta, Canada on 01/14/09 at 10:24 PM ET
Maybe my brain is frozen from being outside in single digit weather.... but I am trying to think positively about our goaltending tonight.
Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 01/14/09 at 10:24 PM ET
I can’t recall a single game this year where Osgood looked confident. (Except for the first game, before he let up that first goal with a stupid giveaway.
Posted by Tuba Guy from Royal Oak, MI on 01/14/09 at 10:25 PM ET
Homer scores on a beautypass from Dats!!
Too bad I still haven’t been able to see it because F@#$ing adthe.net is skippy and choppy!!
switch to the second feed listed at http://www.atdhe.net (the one that’s not widescreen). the first one was choppy for me so I switched and it’s fine. no fullscreen, but it’s still better.
Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 01/14/09 at 10:26 PM ET
Matt,
Just too graphic bro...I kinda chickened out on embedding the whole lesion. Google “Giant condyloma”...you’ll get your look.
Don’t say you weren’t warned…
Posted by VikingDoc from Southern Shore of Lake Erie on 01/14/09 at 10:27 PM ET
Alzy, here’s another couple options
http://www.redwingsandbeer.com/?page_id=31
http://www.channelsurfing.net/watch-yahoo-nhl-2.php?w=11453640
Posted by Nate A from Dark side of the moon on 01/14/09 at 10:27 PM ET
Stuart has got to stop losing his stick in the defensive zone.
Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 01/14/09 at 10:27 PM ET
I did Paul, but it was freezing on me too. Could be my net connection, I’ve only got crappy high-speed from Telus.
Posted by Alzy from Innisfail, Alberta, Canada on 01/14/09 at 10:28 PM ET
Dare I say Lilja looked like Lidstrom on deflecting that pass?
Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 01/14/09 at 10:29 PM ET
nice crosscheck from Franzen there on Perry. That just *#$%@& warms me is what it does.
Posted by IwoCPO from Washington, DC on 01/14/09 at 10:30 PM ET
wow. talk about a late whistle. but hey, gotta make sure they have every chance (earned or not) to score.
Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 01/14/09 at 10:31 PM ET
I can’t recall a single game this year where Osgood looked confident.
Jeebsus, I said igoaltending and happy words You said ‘em.
That might be bad.
Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 01/14/09 at 10:31 PM ET
Nice kill there. Love the hustle by the forwards getting back after their rushes.
Posted by clemshady from Greenwood, SC on 01/14/09 at 10:32 PM ET
Did the cold cause your fingers to stutter, MO? 
Posted by clemshady from Greenwood, SC on 01/14/09 at 10:33 PM ET
Thanks Nate, I’ve finally found one that is consistent. I’ll just be about 20 seconds behind you guys, but whatever I’ll take it.
Posted by Alzy from Innisfail, Alberta, Canada on 01/14/09 at 10:33 PM ET
well, that ruined the good little laugh I had going from hearing “Samuelsson...fans on it.”
Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 01/14/09 at 10:35 PM ET
What the hell does this team have to do to stop teams from scoring, dear God.
Posted by Tyler from Arizona on 01/14/09 at 10:37 PM ET
Ducks are outskating us.
the Wings WERE flying. I hope they didn’t blow their Pronger...I mean, load...too early.
Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 01/14/09 at 10:37 PM ET
THAT’S a penalty?
Gary stays up late too it seems. Ass.
Posted by Alzy from Innisfail, Alberta, Canada on 01/14/09 at 10:37 PM ET
At least you guts get Ken and Murph, I’m stuck with the queer twins of Anaheim.
Posted by calquake on 01/14/09 at 10:37 PM ET
Thanks Viking, I will forever see that image when I close my eyes.
Posted by Tuba Guy from Royal Oak, MI on 01/14/09 at 10:38 PM ET
The Ducks don’t upset me quite as much since Burke is gone. They won’t get a majority of the calls without his lobbying and bitching.
Posted by Tuba Guy from Royal Oak, MI on 01/14/09 at 10:39 PM ET
Jesus. Getzlaf’s a frigging monster.
Posted by IwoCPO from Washington, DC on 01/14/09 at 10:40 PM ET
STUART looks like S#!T...again.
I’m starting to get that not so fresh feeling.
Posted by The Hurricane on 01/14/09 at 10:40 PM ET
Damnit, that was pretty nice.
WTF is Murph so happy about?
Posted by DetroitHockey on 01/14/09 at 10:41 PM ET
Shitty period.
On the bright side, Pronger was one of the worst players on the ice out there for those 20 minutes.
Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 01/14/09 at 10:44 PM ET
nice seeing Zetterberg get rode down to the ice from behind. and no call.
oh, wait I forgot there’s an asterisk next to that one in the rule book...no calls if it’s Zetterberg being held or hooked.
Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 01/14/09 at 10:44 PM ET
Defense is back to headless chicken mode. Someone contact me when the playoffs start.
Posted by Tyler from Arizona on 01/14/09 at 10:45 PM ET
Did anyone else catch that banter?
I wasn’t going to say anything because I was actually enjoying not hearing Murph guffaw with useless quips much in that period, but I sense a little tension between he and Ken?
Posted by The Hurricane on 01/14/09 at 10:45 PM ET
getzlaf and perry both remind me of R.O.U.S.’s, aka Rodents Of Unusual Size both with huge ass rat faces! Damn them both. And I almost forgot about Kunitz, that little bitch!
Posted by yzer19man from Chicago on 01/14/09 at 10:46 PM ET
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