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by IwoCPO on 05/19/08 at 07:15 PM ET
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You’re damn right I switched to Seger. It’s not Night Moves.
Name it.
Then finish it. Please.
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03:45 Kris Draper, chin - Assists: Dallas Drake and Brad Stuart
LOL
why didn’t the post it that way?!
Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 05/19/08 at 08:07 PM ET
“It takes a life to win her
There is a drum of bourbon
Eight hundred pounds of nitro
His boots are thunder as he plays...”
I’m all about the Frank’s Wild Years tonight…
Posted by AndrewFromAnnArbor on 05/19/08 at 08:07 PM ET
Whew. Stars are over that overtime game. Finally.
Posted by IwoCPO from Washington, DC on 05/19/08 at 08:07 PM ET
YesRumbear, thank you.
Posted by Mike from La-La Land on 05/19/08 at 08:08 PM ET
Drat—MAC get in the damn game!!!
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Hockey Netherworld on 05/19/08 at 08:08 PM ET
Oh Mac, not again…
Posted by AndrewFromAnnArbor on 05/19/08 at 08:09 PM ET
very dumb, Dmac but Zet made it safe!!! WAHOO!
Posted by hockeychic from Denver, CO on 05/19/08 at 08:10 PM ET
Z! ANOTHER SHORTIE!
Posted by AndrewFromAnnArbor on 05/19/08 at 08:10 PM ET
SHORTY!!!
Going fetal, Marty? Time for your meds yet?
Posted by Matt from Chicago on 05/19/08 at 08:10 PM ET
But, hey, I’m big in Japan
I’m heading out west where they appreciate me.
Posted by Dave on 05/19/08 at 08:10 PM ET
Shorty for Hank—I was screaming the whole time c’moon Hank, c’mon Hank
Woo Freaking Hoo
BACK-BREAKER
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Hockey Netherworld on 05/19/08 at 08:10 PM ET
Geez… that was beauty, eh?
Posted by Jennemy of the Skate from putting the b*tches in the box on 05/19/08 at 08:10 PM ET
Dallas: Oh wait, we’re still a little tired from that overtime game.
Posted by Gabriel from San Diego, CA on 05/19/08 at 08:10 PM ET
Line of the night so far… Craig Simpson on CBC, “Marty Turco breaking his ankles trying to stop that one”.
Posted by Paul from Motown Area on 05/19/08 at 08:11 PM ET
Today on Sirius HNIC radio, Kelly Hrudey said Zetterberg and Datsyuk would be nervous tonite, maybe too nervous. I’m just sayin.
Posted by IwoCPO from Washington, DC on 05/19/08 at 08:12 PM ET
I was screaming the whole time c’moon Hank, c’mon Hank
All 19 of us were shouting along with you, Jeff
Posted by BuzzFledderjohn on 05/19/08 at 08:12 PM ET
So, Wings are totally dependent on the Z-Dats-Homer line, eh? At least they’re scoring in just about every situation…
Posted by AndrewFromAnnArbor on 05/19/08 at 08:13 PM ET
I haven’t been this happy since the wife gave me a ‘two fer’.
Posted by Mike from La-La Land on 05/19/08 at 08:13 PM ET
Brett Hull looks a bit sick. Its like he’s seen this machine work before.
Posted by Nate A from Dark side of the moon on 05/19/08 at 08:13 PM ET
did you hear that? I think somebody dropped a pin.
Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 05/19/08 at 08:13 PM ET
Turco got posterized…
...and Sammy hit the net...holy accuracy batman
Posted by Osrt on 05/19/08 at 08:13 PM ET
You know it is a bad night for Dallas when the Douche Fairy talks about his concussion.
Posted by hockeychic from Denver, CO on 05/19/08 at 08:14 PM ET
I haven’t been this happy since the wife gave me a ‘two fer’.
bwaahahahahhaaha
Posted by Osrt on 05/19/08 at 08:14 PM ET
All 19 of us were shouting along with you, Jeff
Confirmed.
Posted by IwoCPO from Washington, DC on 05/19/08 at 08:15 PM ET
should play nervous all the time
Posted by bhinde from toledo on 05/19/08 at 08:15 PM ET
there is the Lilja we know...wasn’t really intentional but still…
Posted by Osrt on 05/19/08 at 08:16 PM ET
Ah, there’s Lilja, just after I thought he did something good by sidestepping the forechecker roadrunner style and getting the puck no problem.
Posted by Nate A from Dark side of the moon on 05/19/08 at 08:16 PM ET
Dallas: Oh wait, we’re still a little tired from that overtime game.
Gabe, nice…
Posted by J.J. from kansas on 05/19/08 at 08:16 PM ET
You know it is a bad night for Dallas when the Douche Fairy talks about his concussion.
that explains a lot. apparently some concussions never go away.
Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 05/19/08 at 08:16 PM ET
You know it is a bad night for Dallas when the Douche Fairy talks about his concussion.
I’m guessing it resulted from blunt force trauma with Sid’s pelvis area?
Posted by Dave on 05/19/08 at 08:17 PM ET
At least Lils can’t be on the PK
Posted by Matt from Chicago on 05/19/08 at 08:17 PM ET
how about another shorty from Z?
Posted by Jennemy of the Skate from putting the b*tches in the box on 05/19/08 at 08:17 PM ET
I’m guessing it resulted from blunt force trauma with Sid’s pelvis area?
Classic. We’ll need stuff like that next round.
Posted by IwoCPO from Washington, DC on 05/19/08 at 08:18 PM ET
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Posted by Dave on 05/19/08 at 08:06 PM ET