Abel to Yzerman
Next entry: A Day Off
Previous entry: All Aboard: Keys To Game 5
In A Musty Old Hall In Detroy-it They Prayed…It’s A Game 5 Live Blog
by IwoCPO on 05/17/08 at 01:03 PM ET
Comments (385)
I had every intention of going with Seger. But..I gave it some thought this morning and I’m thinking it’s not time for a change. Lightfoot got us here and he’ll get us home. I love that line, and was going to save it for the Finals, but thought today was a good time to break it out.
It’s a Game 5 Live Blog. In a musty Joe Louis, 20,000 are praying for a trip back to where the Wings belong.
Press down. Hard.

Filed in: | Abel to Yzerman | Permalink
Comments
man, i live in baltimore, and nbc doesn’t show any sign of having the game. this really *#$%@& blows. stupid goddamn *#$%@& pony show.
Posted by scheisskopf on 05/17/08 at 01:18 PM ET
Time to get the party started—and to do it in the right way, time to give Lidstrom his due!!!
How ‘bout you post him on this blog Chief; that way you can be the first to hang his number from the Rafters!!! Before they hang it at the Joe, and before he is immortalized in Toronto!!!
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Hockey Hades on 05/17/08 at 01:18 PM ET
DAMN. Our local affiliate is still playing info-mercials! Like I want that crappy vacuum…
Posted by WingBitch from Virginia on 05/17/08 at 01:20 PM ET
This series ends today! We have the tools. We have the talent. So......
“BRING IT ON!”
Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!
Posted by Kate from Pa. on 05/17/08 at 01:21 PM ET
Gee WB, at least you are not having to watch a “used car salesman” informercial
You gotta love these “primetime” games!
Thanks, Gary. You are still an Ass!!
Good Chief—gotta go with the mojo!
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Hockey Hades on 05/17/08 at 01:22 PM ET
DAMN. Our local affiliate is still playing info-mercials! Like I want that crappy vacuum…
Mine has singing vegetables.
Posted by katiephd from Denver, CO on 05/17/08 at 01:24 PM ET
Hey, I was onto something with the Maritime Sailors’ Cathedral! Of course, that’s why Chief said maybe…
Pizza’s on, so I’ll be a bit late.
Let’s “Turn the Page” on this Dallas, lads.
Let’s Go Red Wings!
Posted by AndrewFromAnnArbor on 05/17/08 at 01:25 PM ET
A sign that you may have a problem? When any object that can be hurled must be cleared away from your seat. Unfortunately, that means the beer bottle too.
But you wanna know how I roll? That’s right, I’m drinkin mah beer from a motherf***in plastic sippy cup, bitches.
Posted by Gabriel from San Diego, CA on 05/17/08 at 01:27 PM ET
Outstanding Gabe. Outfriggingstanding.
Posted by IwoCPO from Washington, DC on 05/17/08 at 01:28 PM ET
Bill Patrick just reminded us it’s a short pregame, followed by a horsey race. Important: horsey race at 4:30. Did we tell you there’s a race today. Right after hockey. Hurry with the hockey. Hurry.
Don’t forget viewers, there’s a horse race from Pimlico.
Posted by IwoCPO from Washington, DC on 05/17/08 at 01:32 PM ET
Yeah Gabe, my wife got a chuckle out of that one too!! Well played!!
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Hockey Hades on 05/17/08 at 01:32 PM ET
Beer in a sippycup.
Start time of “1:30” probably mean more like 1:45 or 1:50. It’s like the damn stupid movie previews you have to sit through first.
I think I may just puke now and get it over with.
Posted by Baroque from Michigan on 05/17/08 at 01:34 PM ET
I love how a race that’s like only a few minutes long needs an hour and a half pregame…
Posted by Hap from GR but born and raised in South Detroit on 05/17/08 at 01:34 PM ET
NBC is great. at 1:30pm he comes on and says “the game is scheduled for a 1:38pm start, and we’re going to have a short pre-game show.” what have they been doing ever since? commercials. stellar pre-game show, guys!
Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 05/17/08 at 01:35 PM ET
And if they’re lucky, there won’t be any horses hurt.
Anthem on CBC now - of course, no one else wants to bother with that.
Posted by Baroque from Michigan on 05/17/08 at 01:35 PM ET
DAMN. Our local affiliate is still playing info-mercials! Like I want that crappy vacuum…
mine was great. my colon is very clean now. not that it had anything to do with the colon cleansing infomercial. sorry bout the mess on the Hasek.
Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 05/17/08 at 01:36 PM ET
Man, what I wouldn’t give to get CBC here in GR
Posted by Hap from GR but born and raised in South Detroit on 05/17/08 at 01:36 PM ET
magestic shot of downtown ...crowd sounds good...fired up early
fck u marty...it ends today
Posted by disch from bat country on 05/17/08 at 01:38 PM ET
HEY - Did anyone know the Red Wings are on? And the “empty” Joe Louis Arena sounds pretty loud, you dumb ass Cherry.
Posted by RWBill from the train station climbing on The Hasek.All Aboard on 05/17/08 at 01:38 PM ET
I don’t expect a blow out, indeed if Detroit gets too jacked early it will backfire. Detroit will keep it close to the vest and play their normal game.
Posted by RWBill from the train station climbing on The Hasek.All Aboard on 05/17/08 at 01:39 PM ET
Poor Tippett going to have to try to match lines with DET today
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Hockey Hades on 05/17/08 at 01:39 PM ET
Wings look loose. They were laughing on the bench.
Posted by Puck from San Francisco, CA on 05/17/08 at 01:40 PM ET
first whistle...and I’ll ask the obvious early question. why isn’t our checking line CHECKING?
Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 05/17/08 at 01:40 PM ET
anyone have a lineup check? any adjustments from uncle mike?
honestly, I think that second unit needs a shakeup. yea...I read the highlander’s column. just too much talent there to not be producing.
do we have a Fil sighting yet?
Posted by disch from bat country on 05/17/08 at 01:40 PM ET
thanks a lot paul, really appreciate it. but damn. this is the way hockey is meant to be watched. huddled over a laptop.
Posted by scheisskopf on 05/17/08 at 01:41 PM ET
Jesus. Cleary put it in the worst possible place.
Posted by IwoCPO from Washington, DC on 05/17/08 at 01:41 PM ET
F! Cleary! Right into Turco’s chest Damn!!
Posted by RWBill from the train station climbing on The Hasek.All Aboard on 05/17/08 at 01:41 PM ET
Fil and Cleary driving the net hard—good sign
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Hockey Hades on 05/17/08 at 01:41 PM ET
Ozzie with a great save early!
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Hockey Hades on 05/17/08 at 01:43 PM ET
interesting irony about JLA. teams want to put the puck in the corners so Turco can’t handle it...but in Detroit the puck doesn’t stay there.
Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 05/17/08 at 01:43 PM ET
Ozzie calm: Nice Start, not giving up any rebounds, that’s playoff experience, hold on to it.
Posted by RWBill from the train station climbing on The Hasek.All Aboard on 05/17/08 at 01:43 PM ET
what?! how the F is that a penalty?! he got the puck!!
do these refs read the rulebook?
Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 05/17/08 at 01:44 PM ET
Stuie screwed he got the puck first!!!
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Hockey Hades on 05/17/08 at 01:45 PM ET
“Gotta give Bill McCreary credit for this one.” Edzo.
Posted by IwoCPO from Washington, DC on 05/17/08 at 01:45 PM ET
oh shut up VS idiot. I don’t care if they have to make the call seeing it once full speed...that’s their JOB. they’re SUPPOSED TO be able to do that, it’s why they’re reffing the Conf Finals!
Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 05/17/08 at 01:45 PM ET
The CBC announcers are saying that it was all puck, too.
Posted by Baroque from Michigan on 05/17/08 at 01:46 PM ET
Add a Comment
Please limit embedded image or media size to 575 pixels wide.
Add your own avatar by joining Kukla's Korner, or logging in and uploading one in your member control panel.
Captchas bug you? Join KK or log in and you won't have to bother.
Most Recent Blog Posts
Quenneville: Hossa May Start Next Season In Goal
Here’s What We Do: Live Blogging A Day That Will Probably Be Uneventful For The Wings
Well Hoss…Catch You On The Flip Side?
About Abel to Yzerman
Welcome to Abel to Yzerman, a Red Wing blog since 1977. No other site on the internet has better-researched, fact-laden and better prepared discussions than A2Y. Re-phrase: we do little research, find facts and stats highly overrated and claim little to no preparation. There are 19 readers of A2Y. No more, no less. All of them, except maybe one, are juvenile in nature. Reminding them of that in the comment section will only encourage them to prove that. Your suggestions and critiques are welcome:
A2Y Stuff
-----------------------------
Wanna Feel Smart?
Does confusion make you sad? When you read words like "enigma" and phrases like "Thanks Gary. Ass", do you wonder why mean people speak in languages you don't understand? Fret no longer friend! The A2Y Glossary will bring you great joy and enlightenment.
-----------------------------
How Others View The A2Y 19
"Hell, I guarantee the content co-opters at Abel to Yzerman were about to link this article under the heading “Bitter Blues Fans” again right up until they just read that last half-sentance. Thanks but no thanks, you Kukla hangers-on."
--St. Louis Game Time
"I realize it’s the slow summer season, but can this guy tone down the tough-guy histrionics? His posts are fatiguing on an otherwise excellent site."
--A2Y Fan, Eternal_Fields
"I constantly marvel at how Bill (IwoCPO) and his disciples at Abel To Yzerman can be so pompous and full of themselves throughout every regular season, but come playoff time they collapse into wavering puddles of stress and nervousness as they anxiously await the impending and unavoidable collapse of the Red Wings in the post-season."
--Mile High Hockey
"I hate them because they are better than us. Of all the frigging teams…"
--In The Cheap Seats
"It's just a shame that the most classless, uneducated, lowbrow fanbase in the league gets this sweep. Red Wing fans don't deserve their team."
--Thhom
"I really don’t care what fans or bloggers think."
--Drew Sharp
"Why is it you Detroit fans are still so classless when you have such a classy hockey team, with such a professional GM and gentlemen players? I understand that the author of this blog is a manner-less cad, but the rest of you should be better."
--A2Y Fan, Jeff Beaumont
"Have you ever *read* A2Y? Its the most opinionated, juvenile stuff i've read."
--Paul Nicholson
"I actually like the Detroit team and have a sh&% load of respect for them, but their fans are the biggest douches next to Canadians."
--KStewy, PensBlog Commenter
"Just when it looks like we have bottomed out, the 19 hit a new low."
-A2Y legend, Hockeytown Todd
"And for the record, I don't hate the Red Wings, I hate their fans."
--Douche Bag at Puck Daddy who isn't Wyshynski
Head to Hockeytown
Blogs the Chief Likes
Crrrkkksshhh....the can of Whoop Ass has been opened!
Posted by Osrt on 05/17/08 at 01:15 PM ET