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In The Ruins Of Her Ice Water Mansion: It’s a Game 4 Live Blog

I’m tired.  Tired of my wife kicking my butt in Wii bowling.  To quote Appollo Creed, that’s very hard for a man of my intelligence to take.  It is, however, what it is.

The solution? A Game 4 Live Blog set to yet another lyric from the greatest folk song of all time.  A folk song that kicks the living hell, by the way, out of anything Bob Dylan ever did.

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Rumbear's avatar

I paraphrase…...

Sometimes you just gotta stand up and take your ass whuppin like a man…Charles Barkley ex Bassetball Great.

Keep the pedal down!

On another note…strange doings in The Hasek….everyone is sitting up, several are standing and two are actually leaning on the bar.  No one is in the fetal position.  What an evening!

Posted by Rumbear from Top O da Hasek, sippin rum & catchin some rays on 05/01/08 at 11:00 PM ET

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Not only have all the goals been scored by Swedes, all the penalties have been taken by Swedes too…even tho two of those were BS calls on Holmstrom

Posted by Matt from Chicago on 05/01/08 at 11:01 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

WOW. 32 consecutive touches on the puck before that last goal.

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 05/01/08 at 11:01 PM ET

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No goals yet in the third?  WTF?  Must be fight fighting the altitude.

Posted by O’Long-apo~J’oe on 05/01/08 at 11:02 PM ET

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I think they come out and try to get as few whistles as possible so it’s over as quickly as it can be.

I hope.  Still smarting from February and the Injury Express.

Posted by jrl123 on 05/01/08 at 11:02 PM ET

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And another Swede…Lilja…helped the Avs score their one goal with his “defense”

Posted by Matt from Chicago on 05/01/08 at 11:05 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Uncle Mike not letting the foot off the gas, #1 PP unit in.  Maybe trying to get Z a hat-trick

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 05/01/08 at 11:06 PM ET

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The Avs have tried Theodore, they’ve tried Budaj.  Here in the third they should just pull the goalie and try with an empty net, can’t be much worse.

Posted by Clark on 05/01/08 at 11:06 PM ET

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Addendum:  Actually, nevermind.  If the Dive start pulling crap, Sammy can start blasting pucks into the Dive bench.

That was intentional!

No, dude, really.  I have no aim.  Ask Charlie.

Posted by jrl123 on 05/01/08 at 11:06 PM ET

mudshark's avatar

Wonder what Grapes would think about that scoring line, well since there are no good Canadian boys in there.

Obviously the only reason the Swedes are running roughshod on the Dive is the absence of so many good Canadian boys on the injured list…

Posted by mudshark from Divetown, Colorado on 05/01/08 at 11:07 PM ET

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Hanging 7 goals on the buttholes from Colorado before the end of the 2nd period…....PRICELESS.

Posted by wings fan in KC on 05/01/08 at 11:09 PM ET

Gabriel's avatar

Yeah, so I think it’s a pretty safe bet this is the last NHL game that will ever be coached by Joel “Would You Like Fries With That?” Quenneville.

Posted by Gabriel from San Diego, CA on 05/01/08 at 11:09 PM ET

wingsfanindenver's avatar

i missed the beginning of the game. Who is Lilja in for?

Posted by wingsfanindenver on 05/01/08 at 11:10 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Nice save there by Ozzy.  This game has lost any semblence of intensity.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 05/01/08 at 11:10 PM ET

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SHOW NO MERCY—LEAVE NO DOUBTS

Posted by wings fan in KC on 05/01/08 at 11:11 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

If the Dive start pulling crap,

and so it begins…

Hammer Time!

Posted by Rumbear from Top O da Hasek, sippin rum & catchin some rays on 05/01/08 at 11:12 PM ET

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I am actually a little pissed at the Dive for not making this a more competetive series.

Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 05/01/08 at 11:12 PM ET

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i missed the beginning of the game. Who is Lilja in for?

Forsberg

Posted by BuzzFledderjohn on 05/01/08 at 11:12 PM ET

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Bond is dead.

What?!

Your latest gadget blew up his head off.

Posted by jrl123 on 05/01/08 at 11:12 PM ET

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WE WANT ROY! WE WANT ROY! WE WANT ROY!

Posted by Matt from Chicago on 05/01/08 at 11:12 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

SAMMY!!!

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 05/01/08 at 11:13 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sammy!

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 05/01/08 at 11:14 PM ET

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Sammy getting close to a hat trick.  All Swedes all night long…

Posted by Dave on 05/01/08 at 11:14 PM ET

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Sammy has a multiple goal game.  It’s official: this is completely absurd.

Posted by BuzzFledderjohn on 05/01/08 at 11:14 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

The Avs have tried Theodore, they’ve tried Budaj.  Here in the third they should just pull the goalie and try with an empty net, can’t be much worse

Too true Clark, Too True!!!

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 05/01/08 at 11:15 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

Total domination.

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 05/01/08 at 11:15 PM ET

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Eh.  Very marginal call, but whatever.

Posted by BuzzFledderjohn on 05/01/08 at 11:15 PM ET

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Homer Formsby would be proud!!!!!!!


/too obscure?

Posted by ScottH from Kalamazoo on 05/01/08 at 11:15 PM ET

Gabriel's avatar

Sammy with two? Further evidence that scoring on the Dive tonight is as easy as scoring at a Nashville family reunion.

Posted by Gabriel from San Diego, CA on 05/01/08 at 11:15 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

It is absurd Buzz, must be why I find it so freaking appealing to my mind

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 05/01/08 at 11:16 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

“a giveaway by Lilja”

Who’s surprised to hear that phrase? Hooray for a 7 goal lead.

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 05/01/08 at 11:16 PM ET

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Bullshit call on Drake but whatever.

Posted by Clark on 05/01/08 at 11:16 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Lets see, if the Wings can score while defending a 5 on 3, then absurd will have a new definition

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 05/01/08 at 11:17 PM ET

TeamDub's avatar

You *#$%@& call THAT a delay of game for a 5 on 3 in the NHL playoffs?

What a disgusting joke, regardless of score.

*#$%@& you, gary. Ass.

Posted by TeamDub from The gratch. on 05/01/08 at 11:17 PM ET

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Time for a 3-on-5 shorty!  That would be new.

Posted by BuzzFledderjohn on 05/01/08 at 11:17 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

Good one Gab!

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 05/01/08 at 11:17 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

That was a miserable call.

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 05/01/08 at 11:17 PM ET

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Hah, the Ass Can sounds like they just tied it up.

Posted by BuzzFledderjohn on 05/01/08 at 11:18 PM ET

Gabriel's avatar

Wow…the fans are really excited about that one.

Posted by Gabriel from San Diego, CA on 05/01/08 at 11:18 PM ET

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Bond is dead.

What?!

Your latest gadget blew up his head off.  You’re fired, Q.  Die.  thxkbai

Posted by jrl123 on 05/01/08 at 11:18 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

well damn—there goes the Wings PK numbers

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 05/01/08 at 11:18 PM ET

lilja4ever's avatar

Red Wings,

maddefredag.jpg

Join me at the royal castle for supper.

Madeleine,
Princess of Sweden

Posted by lilja4ever on 05/01/08 at 11:18 PM ET

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Oh.  A Colowado goal.  How ohdinawy.

Posted by Matt from Chicago on 05/01/08 at 11:19 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

Ozzie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 05/01/08 at 11:19 PM ET

Gabriel's avatar

Here it is! The comeback is starting!  They only need one goal every 80 seconds.  It could happen.

Posted by Gabriel from San Diego, CA on 05/01/08 at 11:19 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

I know its still a 6 goal lead, but there’s no need to get sloppy AND lazy here.

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 05/01/08 at 11:20 PM ET

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All the Dive must be skating around thinking “Just 7 more…just 7 more…”

Posted by BuzzFledderjohn on 05/01/08 at 11:20 PM ET

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Wings playing like that last goal was an affront to them. Keep up the intensity.

Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 05/01/08 at 11:21 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Yeah Gabe it could, kinda like “Q” thinking “Lose 3 or 4” could actually stop “Tre Kronner”

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 05/01/08 at 11:22 PM ET

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Oh, good for the Dive.  Bless their hard-working little hearts. 8-2.

Posted by O’Long-apo~J’oe on 05/01/08 at 11:24 PM ET

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