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Live Blog Tonite? You Can Bet Your Possum Dinners There’s a Live Blog Tonite

by IwoCPO on 12/10/07 at 05:08 PM ET
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I gotta tell you, and I have told the thousands of you (okay…two)  who’ve emailed me since the last live blog, they’ve become a little stale. The live blogs, that is.  Oh, we’re gonna keep doing ‘em. Yes we are.  But, I’m open to suggestions as to how we should spice them up.

Am I asking for TeamDub to bring back his borderline Cinemax-like garage-cam?  No.  For the sake of sweet baby Jesus, no.

But, we need to figure something out. Something daring and juvenile.  You have approximately three hours to do so.

A few items of interest.  Pete has returned to Yzerman is God.  He claims “grad school” has kept him busy. Okaaayyyyy.  Nobody believed my New Zealand story, but everyone’s going to be all, “oh, that’s great Pete. School comes first. Good on you. Great initiative.  Your priorities are definitely in order young man.”

Whatever.

Anyway, he obviously used his time off creatively and come up with something I’m going to go ahead and steal right frigging now.

Dominik Hasek
Last 3 games: 1.00 GAA, .942 SV%, 100 IR

“IR” is a statistic I made up called “Insanity Rating”. It’s a scale from 0-100 and the most desirable for a goalie is 100. Patrick Roy is known to have a lifetime average of 97, Hasek’s average is 99, which explains why those two are hall-of-famers. (Ed Belfour, however, had a 137 lifetime. ) Anyway, Hasek’s game is on: he’s healthy, confident, and willing as ever to throw himself out of the crease at lightning pace.

The insanity rating.  Nice.

Oh, and Gramps has something up his sleeve. What is it?  How about stealing more A2Y readers and hiring them on as bloggers at his own place.  Nifty ploy old man. 

WE ARE ABOUT TO ANNOUNCE SOME NEW CONTRIBUTORS
Stay tuned…..

He’s already got Baroque. Now she’s using her elitist vocabulary over there instead of in our comments here. Thanks Gramps, for stealing the only adult we had here at A2Y.  Who’s next?  Who’s the next mystery contributor to Hockeytown Todd’s? 

I’m guessing Thom.

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