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Note To Kenny: I’ve Got Another One For You
by IwoCPO on 06/26/08 at 09:14 AM ET
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Memo below inspired by A2Y logic Czar, Grampa Pinhead.
Dear Tick Tock,
I know I said I’d leave you alone this summer. I said this was the true “Summer of Ken.” Your time to relax and enjoy the accolades and the rainbows, the puppies and bonfires and stuff.
But I take it back. I take it all back and I’m not ashamed.
Because Kenny?
We want you to sign Darcy Tucker.
We want you to sign him quickly, like July 1st at 0001. We’d like you to sign him because we saw what Dallas Drake did for this team last year and we think Tucker would offer at least that.
We’d like you to sign him because as much as we enjoy antagonizing the Dive fans and the Bitter Bitch Blues fans, the instinct to give it to the TO faithful is ingrained in us like nothing else.
We think you can get Tucker for relatively cheap, Kenny. We’re thinking 4 mil/year for two years? Yep. Fits the structure doesn’t it? I told you it would.
Kenny, you’re our friend. We like you.
Now get it done bitch.
Sincerely,
(Some of) The A2Y 19
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Sorry to interrupt but Ansar Khan of mLive just wrote:
http://www.mlive.com/redwings/index.ssf/2008/06/red_wings_drake_leaning_toward.html
Posted by SYF from Las Vegas, NV on 06/27/08 at 04:08 PM ET
I will break out the keg and the wine but no classical 
hehe
Top twenty songs on your Ipod, chose wisely!
1. Barracuda- Heart
2. crazy on you- Heart
3. Patience- Guns and roses
4. The Worst- stones
5. I love rock and roll- Joan jett
6. I’ll stand by you- Pretenders
7. I want to know what love is- Foreigner
8. amazing- Aerosmith
9. I’ll be your lover too. Van Morrison
10 the verve pipe - Colorful
11. Nothing compares- third day
12. My world is empty without you- the Supremes
13. Sometimes it’s a bitch- stevie nicks
14. Late night sax- whole cd
15. Cool Breeze- Alto reed
16. The piano- Nyman
17. if it makes you happy- Sheryl Crow
18. Promises in the dark -Pat Benatar
19. r u the one I’ve been looking for- Nick cave
20. adagio for strings- samual Barber
whole cd- Pure jazz hehe slip that one in there!
Posted by hankyspanky40 from Michigan on 06/27/08 at 04:09 PM ET
One minute penalties in OT?
http://griffinshockey.com/newsstats/releases/index.html?article_id=1085
Pretty soon, we’ll be seeing this implemented at the ECHL level.
Posted by SYF from Las Vegas, NV on 06/27/08 at 04:30 PM ET
One minute penalties in OT?
You can thank our good friend Brian Burke for that.
Posted by YzermanZetterberg on 06/28/08 at 12:36 AM ET
Slow day at work? Sounds like your are bored out of your mind.
Yup. Was it that obvious? The only thing worse than waiting for the end of Friday to come is not having anything to do but watch the clock and troll A2Y while waiting for the end of the day. And this insistence that I be in even if there’s nothing to do that can’t wait until next week, just to have a warm body in a seat, is stupid. I spend a lot of time looking out the window, wishing I had a better view.
That may be true, but we do still have Homer’s delightful linguistic skills.
And his charming drunk-chipmunk visage.
You are close on the name, Andrew very close.
Catriona? Kythryne? Katrin? Katrina?
Eh. I’m no good at guesssing games when I’m not bored out of my skull.
That would be fun to swap players and see how much we have in common and how much is different.
Well, we already know we have one thing in common—Rush! Neil Peart is one of the most underrated songwriters of the last thirty years. Now…how do you feel about noise rock? 
But I’m not doing the top-twenty thing until the Chief says it’s okay. I don’t want have the ignominiousness of being banned…
Posted by AndrewFromAnnArbor from the morning, getting my day's posting done on 06/28/08 at 01:24 AM ET
Avery??
RWBill doesn’t need him competing for Karen Newman’s affections.
Posted by HockeyTownTodd on 06/26 at 11:35 AM
Todd glad you’re looking out for me. Elisha broke my heart by going for the “stupidest player in hockey”, now if Karen went for him, aw God I couldn’t handle it.
Makes me sick that Sean Avery used to hit this.
Posted by RWBill from the Land of 12 in 12. on 06/29/08 at 06:45 PM ET
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