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by IwoCPO on 10/15/07 at 10:05 PM
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All of our employers can thank one Gary Leonore Bettman for our lack of productivity tomorrow morning...again.  Those of you staying up to watch this game have serious issues.  You, most likely, have to be up for work in roughly 7 hours.  Look at yourselves.  Where are your priorities? 

Exactly.  Crack ‘em if you got ‘em.  Ducky broadcast team just announced Todd Marchant’s out too.  They also said the primary goal is to shut down the ______ line.  Shocking.

2238: Wondrous dive by Perry.  Hopefully Drake gets a rematch tonite.  Then Mowers with a decidedly Anaheim-like boarding call.  Nice to see it took you all of a month to pick up some quality characteristics. Goal Duckies.  Another penalty to the Wings, then another.  Grampa Pinhead will be fun to read tomorrow.

2242: Duckie broadcast guys (not bad), just announced Evenwuzzier is on IR for a week.  Carlysle said today that Boogard’s hit wasn’t dirty but that “he seemed to be out of position”.  Oh.  Because Sasquatch and Niedermayer were both in position when they assaulted Homer last year.

2301: Poultry TV just asked Sasquatch to give two consecutive complete sentences about his Stanley Cup memories.  Naturally, because that stupid MF’er knew I was watching, he said..."Game 5 against Detroit.” So, because I deserve it for staying up this late to watch a regular season game in October, they showed a couple clips that really made the children sing.  The fluttering puck from hell, the Lilja situation, the Selanne issue.  Nice

2308
:  A couple mild observations to start the second.  Lilja just got knocked on his ass by an oompa-loompa.  In open ice, in his own end.  Then a giveaway from LILJA, delayed penalty on LILJA, then a poultry goal. Jesus Mike.  Meech. Soon

2318: Schneider’s a “special guest” with the Disney announcers.  Everybody’s happy.  BFF’s.  Oh hey, another Wing penalty.  6 through 1 1/2 periods.  Thanks Gary.  Ass.

2322: Schneider just said, “Hasek has absolutely no idea what he’s going to do with the puck when he plays it.” That’s ironic because I was just about to post a little ditty I think you’ll all remember and enjoy with me.  Anyone sense this is going to be relevant tonite?

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2326
: Well look at Matt Ellis why don’t you?  Another goal for Zetterberg.  By the end of tonite, he’ll be averaging two points/game. 

2335:  Never has such a big puss taken such a big dive in such a blue crease.  Sasquatch.  Hate him.

2344: Zetterberg took that penalty and knew he was headed off ten seconds before the whistle.  Niedermayer high-sticked him off the faceoff then Hank chased him all the way down the ice and planted an elbow in his head.  Hell yes.  Give him the “C”.  Well, give it to him next year, or in a few. I mean...eventually.

0000: Does it make me a bad person to be rooting against the Colorado Rockies simply because I assume there are Dive fans at that game tonite and I want them to feel pain?

0007: Drake, Maltby, Draper and Cleary have all registered hits the first three minutes of the third.  Woops. Been four minutes without a Wing penalty. Can’t have that.  Off goes Maltby.

0018: Here’s Gary Leonore’s legacy.  Of all the penalties the Wings have taken tonite, none were more obvious than the non-call on Filppula.  But they don’t call it because the refs know how lopsided it’s become.  Then Perry, that punk ass, is whistled for nothing and off he goes.  The ineptitude goes much deeper than the refs. It’s institutional and there’s a shorthanded goal for Anaheim. Skippy.  17 power plays tonite.  17.  That’s Gary’s NHL.

0030: Long west-coast flight. Back-to-back games.  Long, penalty-filled, violent matchup tonite.  Chris Chelios looks tired.

0036: Not real fond of Corey Perry, in case I hadn’t point that out before.

0043: Bryzgalov was a stud.  Entertaining game.  19 minors.  C’mon.  The two best teams in the league and 19 minors? 

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That Leonore thing there in the middle there - that’s nice.

Of course the Wings belong in the West, eh?  #@! *#%@ Little Gary

Posted by Hoser from Downer Peninsula, Michigan  on  10/15  at  10:31 PM

Haha don’t ever change the way you post...that brand of pepper is the sort of spice we love (to soun babcock-esq)

Posted by underthechestnuttree from LaSalle, Ontario, Canada  on  10/15  at  10:36 PM

I finally get to watch a game, but um, what’s up with all the penalties?

FSD didn’t show why Homer got a unsportsmanlike penalty; can someone tell me what happened there?

Is Lilja schizo?  He officially has my vote for goat-of-the-year.

oh my god...in the time it took me to write this brief post, Lilja got himself a permanent seat on the goat seat.

wtf; what did Flip do?

Posted by srt  on  10/15  at  11:15 PM

Then a giveaway from LILJA ... Meech. Soon.

I’m a Hoser, and I approve this message.

Posted by Hoser from Downer Peninsula, Michigan  on  10/15  at  11:15 PM

I’m wondering if we can get Lilja deported.

He doesn’t have to go back to Sweden; we could send him to Hawaii for a long vacation and not let him on a plane or boat back to the continent.

Posted by Baroque from Michigan  on  10/15  at  11:20 PM

I second the motion to make Lilja the Goat Of The Year.  He makes me yell “DAMMIT!” more than anyone else.

I would rather see Hasek play the puck outside of the crease than see Lilja play the puck.  DAMMIT!

Posted by BuzzFledderjohn from Frederick, MD  on  10/15  at  11:21 PM

Anybody who can’t get excited about watching Zetterberg should just stop watching hockey.

Oh, wait, I guess they did.

Screw them.

Z-berg for “C"… when he grows up of course.

Posted by Hoser from Downer Peninsula, Michigan  on  10/15  at  11:32 PM

Okay, it’s 3-1 when I flip over to see what Arizona is doing in Colorado, and now it’s 3-3?

This might be one of those games when they only score when I’m not watching. smile

Posted by Baroque from Michigan  on  10/15  at  11:35 PM

Any notice that stick to the face on Z? Right, of course you did. Something of a wonder how the guy in stripes standing two feet away didn’t.

Posted by soft watch from ontario plates  on  10/15  at  11:51 PM

I’ve started just thinking of the refs as zebra-striped random power-play generators.  It keeps my blood pressure from spiking quite as much.

Posted by Baroque from Michigan  on  10/15  at  11:54 PM

Does it make me a bad person to be rooting against the Colorado Rockies simply because I assume there are Dive fans at that game tonite and I want them to feel pain?

No.  I like Gaborik, but root against the Wild because I will never forgive the stupid Twinkies for 1987.

Posted by Baroque from Michigan  on  10/16  at  12:09 AM

If Chris Pronger were Andreas Lilja, he’d get called for all that diving.  What a difference a name makes.

Posted by Clark  on  10/16  at  12:36 AM

Pronger looks like Pinnochio with that long pointed nose of his.

And the Ducks uniforms are ug-ly.

Posted by Baroque from Michigan  on  10/16  at  12:39 AM

Just a statistical oddity I thought I’d point out.

The Ducks scored a 6-on-5, a 5-on-3, a 5-on-4, a 4-on-4, a 4-on-5, and a 4-on-6 goal tonight.  Six different manpower goals, and not one of them a 5-on-5.

That sort of game, I guess, but we needed those points.  Sharks are starting to wake up.

Posted by Earl Sleek from Los Angeles, CA  on  10/16  at  12:58 AM

These refs can’t possibly call another NHL game in their lives!  How did they get a game of this caliber? Go do the bjs and who-the-f-ever…

Umm… Wings post game show just had a “story” that Left handed shooters do everything else with their right hands...do tell...WTF??? How stupid/ desperate are these people…

Weirdly, John Keeting interviews Babbles and he says that there were a lot of things to be pleased about tonight. He actually cracked a smile, or the closest thing he comes to such.

Posted by srt  on  10/16  at  01:06 AM

Is Lilja schizo?

He very well may be.  It’s amazing that one player can play solidly one game, then look like a completely useless meatbag the next.  Any idea when Quincey will un-break his hand?

Otherwise, that was a horrid game.  Zetterberg was dy-no-mite as usual, but it was really, really, really hard to watch this game with all the penalties—on both sides.  When did they start giving blind monkeys whistles, skates, and striped jerseys?

Wait, you mean those were the officials?!

Posted by RedMenace from Winston-Salem, NC  on  10/16  at  01:47 AM

“The NHL should pay fans to watch crap like this....”

The Post is up
Thanks for the mention IWO

Posted by HockeyTownTodd  on  10/16  at  02:33 AM

Not that I have to emphasize this much more, but just casting my second vote for Lilja as this year’s whipping boy.  If not Meech, didn’t Kindl want a chance this year?  Ericsson’s looking good for the Griffs too.  Just anyone but ol’ DP Lilja.

(Yes, I AM venturing into filthy stories about his personal life.  If you’ve got the hate like I do, you’ll be doing the same.)

Posted by AndrewFromAnnArbor from The Cold Light of Day  on  10/16  at  04:23 AM

Yup, with the first two penalties called in that game (which were pretty lame calls), the refs were making a statement that this will not get out of hand.  That the game will be controlled by the refs.  No kiddin!  That is exactly what happened.  The refs controlled the game.  Stupid, stupid calls on both sides of the fence.  It wasn’t worth staying up that late to watch it. A bad product by the refs last night for sure.

Cheli did look tired.  Pissed.  Must’ve missed a nap.  I get that way. It’s okay bud.  Take a nap and forget about the day. 

Drapes and the super line looked damn good. 
Hasek looked okay.  He, with the rest of the team, are probably going to enjoy the extra day off.

Gary… Ass!

Posted by cementslinger from Midland MI  on  10/16  at  07:57 AM

Two things:

1. It’s time for Lilja to go back to the 7th defenseman role. At this stage, Meech can’t possibly play worse than Lilja has through the first 7 games. Lilja alone has probably cost this team 3 out of the 5 points they’ve dropped.

2. This game was embarassing for the league. The officiating (for both teams, no excuses here) was among the worst we’ve seen since the lockout. It seems like every time the Wings and Ducks faceoff in Anaheim that an extremely poor job of officiating goes down. I don’t know why that is. Do the refs have a tough time properly calling the Ducks’ games because of their physical play (kind of like Shaq in the NBA)? And (yes, I mean this seriously) does the poor ice play a factor in this because it causes guys to fall more, even with the smallest amount of contact? Detroit must have been sent to the box on phantom “tripping” calls five times, and the Ducks must have gone for phantom “holding” calls just as much. To me, these types of games are an embarassment for the league. To top it all off, the penalty that was supposed to be a focus by the league coming out of the lockout—interference—was being committed every 15 seconds by both teams, with no attention from the officials.

The inconsistency is baffling. Professional sports leagues should have a higher standard of officiating. As the players get better, the stakes on the games become higher, and the officiating needs to adjust as well. I know it’s a tough job, but games like last night’s happen all too often in the “new” NHL.

Posted by Nathan  on  10/16  at  08:55 AM

Couldn’t agree more RE: the comments thus far on officiating, Pronger and Lilja (my new official nominee as 2007-08 Scapegoat®). Here are my two cents on those and a few other topics:

Officiating -- little gary has successfully transformed the NHL into the NIHL (No Integrity Hockey League), where phantom penalties rule the day and actual infractions are largely ignored...unless, of course, the coin lands on tails and the league decides to make a “statement” by dishing out suspensions.

Chrissy -- While his and the rest of the Ducks diving techniques were quite impressive (I didn’t remember Mowers being so weak on his skates!), I would be remiss if I didn’t state my admiration for his amazing cross-checking abilities. Heck, he sent Datsyuk flying at least 15 feet on one! And best of all, he didn’t get called for a single cross-check. BTW, that Holmstrom sure must be a dirty player...five penalties to just one for “clean-livin’ Chris.” I bet they enjoyed that down at the NIHL office!

Lilja -- One sequence says it all: Lilja tries to set up the play behind the net. He looks confused, and waits. Still looking confused, he passes directly to a Duck at center ice. Play comes back into the Red Wing zone and, somehow, the puck ends up back on Lilja’s stick behind the net. Now clear about his mission, he sets up the offense...and passes directly to a Duck just inside the blue line. GOAL...ANAHEIM! Maybe he needs glasses...maybe he’s a double agent...maybe when people said he played good in the playoffs except for the turnover in Game 5, he misunderstood and thought the turnover was the “good” part. The only thing I know for sure is that Lilja must be stopped NOW!

Getzlaf -- Does this guy have a “C” on his sweater? No? Well then he must have an “A,” right? Nope. Then what the f@#& is he doing jawwing at the refs during every stop in play? And, at least twice, he fired the puck down the ice after a whistle. If the refs want to “control” the game, it starts with putting a leash on jackasses like this.

Chelios -- Perhaps he was tired. More likely, he was wondering why the hell the NIHL commissioner and (former) NIHLPA executive director had nothing better to do than email each other jokes about sending him to Russia on a one-way ticket? Now that’s what I call professionalism.

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Posted by YzermanZetterberg from Saginaw, MI  on  10/16  at  11:32 AM

Good point about Getzlaf. He’s a talented player but I almost forgot how much of an a*& he was being last night.

I think we can attribute Cheli’s exhaustion to all the PK duty. That will run anyone ragged.

Posted by srt  on  10/16  at  11:54 AM

Yeah, I don’t single out Chelly as being tired. I think the entire defense (Nick included) looked winded because they’ve spend the better part of the last 48 hours killing penalties.

I’m actually going to side with Getzlaf here… he certainly does jaw to the refs when he shouldn’t, but c’mon, as Wings fans we know what it’s like to have a team with only one Captain, but a half dozen “captains”. So I’ll be fair on that one.

Again, I say this in seriousness—I truly wonder if the poor ice played a role in this, and if it wasn’t really that much diving. Because both Ducks and Wings were falling unprovoked, hitting divits in the ice and such.

Posted by Nathan  on  10/16  at  11:59 AM

YZ
“Lilja tries to set up the play behind the net. He looks confused, and waits. Still looking confused, he passes directly....”
I will give Lilja a pass on this one..there are 4 other wing skaters that are supposed to give him something to do with the puck.  Did you ever coach?

Nathan:
“I think the entire defense (Nick included) looked winded because they’ve spend the better part of the last 48 hours killing penalties.”

There is no question that you know your hockey, but you are maybe just stating the obvious--3 games in 4 nights?
and
have you ever tried to skate on slush?
There are deep ruts, and the better skater you are, the more it affects you.
and
Oh yeah--from Hockeytowntodd
“*Outplayed:  Randy Carlyle vs Mike Babcock appears to be a mismatch”

Posted by HockeyTownTodd  on  10/16  at  12:39 PM

Oh man, if only I could edit my comment.
My apologies to Nathan, I just realized he mentioned the ice.

Posted by HockeyTownTodd  on  10/16  at  12:42 PM

Haha, no worries, Todd.

I agree with you, I was stating the obvious, my point was just that I wouldn’t freak out about Chelios being old and not being able to handle it, when Lebda and Kronwall didn’t exactly play that well with their youthful legs.

And yes, the ice was awful. I used to live on a lake and skate into late March when I was growing up. It probably wasn’t safe, but I have experience skating in slush, and it is tough!

Posted by Nathan  on  10/16  at  04:16 PM

that was an entertaining read. =] i wish i was that funny.  it was a good, hard-fought game.  and lest you think i’m saying that to rub it in, i’m not. i enjoyed it… but I always enjoy games against Detroit.

=] there will be a re-match.

Posted by finny from anaheim, ca  on  10/16  at  05:55 PM

I have to disagree. If a team other than Detroit had been in the game, I’d have turned it off after the first period. In terms of just plain good hockey, it was far off. The officiating was poor for both sides, and neither side showed much discipline once they knew the game was going to be called like garbage.

Posted by Nathan  on  10/16  at  06:26 PM

perhaps I should clarify: by “good, hard fought game”, maybe I could’ve said, “entertaining… despite the multitude of penalties.”

Posted by finny from anaheim, ca  on  10/17  at  03:53 AM

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