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Swine Flu Or Not?  The Levee’s Gonna Break And We’re Gonna Live Blog It

Pretty sure every one of you has H1N1, which is why I’ve kept my distance today.  Oh, I was tempted.  The discussion that just wouldn’t end about points and won/losses and hookers…a thriller. 

Thank god it’s almost game time on Little Gary’s Closed Circuit TV Station.

It’s Gary’s world.  If one accurate thing was uttered today that was it.  The little troll’s got us by the nads.

So we might as well Live Blog this bitch.

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monkey's avatar

When Gary moved to Piitsburgh he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederast.

Posted by monkey from here to Timbuktu on 11/03/09 at 09:03 PM ET

IwoCPO's avatar

horrible kill.

no improvement whatsoever.

fire babcock ASAP.

Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 11/03/09 at 09:03 PM ET

VooX's avatar

When Gary moved to Piitsburgh he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederast.

That’s when Rosby’s mom invited him for cookies.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 11/03/09 at 09:03 PM ET

pgoody's avatar

8 year olds dude.

Posted by pgoody on 11/03/09 at 09:04 PM ET

stayouttamalibu's avatar

When Gary moved to Piitsburgh he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederast.

Posted by monkey from Gary’s World on 11/03/09 at 09:03 PM ET

What’s a pederast?

Posted by stayouttamalibu from Temporarily in Tempe, AZ on 11/03/09 at 09:04 PM ET

VooX's avatar

  When Gary moved to Piitsburgh he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederast.

That’s when Rosby’s mom invited him in for cookies.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 11/03/09 at 09:04 PM ET

VooX's avatar

What’s a pederast?

You’re out of your element, Malibu

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 11/03/09 at 09:05 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Shut the *#$%@& up, Donny.

Posted by monkey from here to Timbuktu on 11/03/09 at 09:05 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Penalty kill has been awful so far tonight.

Posted by monkey from here to Timbuktu on 11/03/09 at 09:06 PM ET

VooX's avatar

The Kronwall set up that scoring chance.  He has much Essence.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 11/03/09 at 09:06 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

PP

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 11/03/09 at 09:06 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Skate to Throat, Bitches. 

Been too infrequent to use that line.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 11/03/09 at 09:06 PM ET

stayouttamalibu's avatar

What’s wrong with Walter Dude?

Posted by stayouttamalibu from Temporarily in Tempe, AZ on 11/03/09 at 09:06 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

Pile it on.

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 11/03/09 at 09:07 PM ET

VooX's avatar

What’s wrong with Walter Dude?

Upper follicle injury, Donnie.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 11/03/09 at 09:07 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

magic to watch ...

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 11/03/09 at 09:08 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

Fantastic pressure.

I wanna see that offside again. I don’t buy it.

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 11/03/09 at 09:08 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Life does not stop and start at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit.

Posted by monkey from here to Timbuktu on 11/03/09 at 09:08 PM ET

VooX's avatar

Zetterberg has a nose for the slot and the net on the PP.  Much of the essence that has been missing.  No whiskey dick for Emma.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 11/03/09 at 09:08 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Going into tonight, Pav’s had 2 g, 6 a, in the last 5 games.

Add 2 a tonight.

en fuego

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 11/03/09 at 09:10 PM ET

VooX's avatar

Brian Engblom’s rug really ties the VS studio together.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 11/03/09 at 09:10 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

No whiskey dick for Emma

Dude would have to be totally comatose to suffer whiskey dick with Emma.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 11/03/09 at 09:12 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Brian Engblom’s rug really ties the VS studio together.

I want to be Woo.

Posted by monkey from here to Timbuktu on 11/03/09 at 09:12 PM ET

stayouttamalibu's avatar

What’s wrong with our power play Dude?

Posted by stayouttamalibu from Temporarily in Tempe, AZ on 11/03/09 at 09:12 PM ET

IwoCPO's avatar

Oh…classic. “Now that’s 3 way calling.”

Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 11/03/09 at 09:12 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Dude would have to be totally comatose to suffer whiskey dick with Emma.

He’s just helping her conceive.

Posted by monkey from here to Timbuktu on 11/03/09 at 09:13 PM ET

mrfluffy's avatar

This announcer irritates me.

Posted by mrfluffy from Long Beach on 11/03/09 at 09:13 PM ET

pgoody's avatar

I want to be Woo.
Posted by monkey from Gary’s World on 11/03/09 at 09:12 PM ET

Well you’re not potty trained so you got that going for you.

Posted by pgoody on 11/03/09 at 09:13 PM ET

stayouttamalibu's avatar

He’s just helping her conceive.

Posted by monkey from Gary’s World on 11/03/09 at 09:13 PM ET

She’s not my special lady, she’s my *#$%@& lady friend.

Posted by stayouttamalibu from Temporarily in Tempe, AZ on 11/03/09 at 09:14 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Pav = magically delicious.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 11/03/09 at 09:15 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Buccigross is a *#$%@& dipshit with a nine toed woman.

Posted by monkey from here to Timbuktu on 11/03/09 at 09:15 PM ET

stayouttamalibu's avatar

Yea, that zone clear and pass by Pavel was amazing.

Posted by stayouttamalibu from Temporarily in Tempe, AZ on 11/03/09 at 09:16 PM ET

VooX's avatar

Pav = magically delicious.

Dangle Dangle is the new Ben & Jerry’s flavour.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 11/03/09 at 09:16 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

Helm draws one. Probably a good penalty to take.

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 11/03/09 at 09:17 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Skate to throat.

Taz -  Go “Speed Racer”

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 11/03/09 at 09:17 PM ET

FranzensMouthguard's avatar

alright, lets get the PP here and end this

also, is there a better invention that the domino’s pizza tracker?

Posted by FranzensMouthguard from Chicago, IL on 11/03/09 at 09:17 PM ET

VooX's avatar

JFC, WIlliams.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 11/03/09 at 09:17 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

Damnit little Willy. Don’t make me start hating you again.

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 11/03/09 at 09:18 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Willie - - not good at “D”

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 11/03/09 at 09:18 PM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

Drapes is playing lie he’s 35 again.

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from Lidstrom's head telling him 1 more year on 11/03/09 at 09:18 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

make up ...

can’t let it get out of hand
gary would be upset

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 11/03/09 at 09:18 PM ET

pgoody's avatar

Drapes is playing lie he’s 35 again.
Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from Earth. on 11/03/09 at 09:18 PM ET

Milk out of the nose on that one.

Posted by pgoody on 11/03/09 at 09:19 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Zatta—not saving much essence for Emma tonight, leaving it all on the ice

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 11/03/09 at 09:20 PM ET

FranzensMouthguard's avatar

oh man, Gordie from ABC warehouse is still around?!!? need to listen to the Detroit radio more

Posted by FranzensMouthguard from Chicago, IL on 11/03/09 at 09:20 PM ET

mrfluffy's avatar

Has Z’s eyes stopped rolling around yet?

Posted by mrfluffy from Long Beach on 11/03/09 at 09:20 PM ET

monkey's avatar

If you want to pick up a hooker when you’re on the road, there’s a map for that.

Posted by monkey from here to Timbuktu on 11/03/09 at 09:20 PM ET

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Did the Wings flirt with interference as much in 07-08? It seems less subtle and more illegal now.

Posted by Tyler from Arizona on 11/03/09 at 09:20 PM ET

VooX's avatar

There is a penalty call, but no call when Zetterberg gets hauled down, again.  And not one hissy fit from Z.  No wonder he doesn’t wear the “C”

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 11/03/09 at 09:21 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Need to dump a body?  There’s a map for that.

Posted by monkey from here to Timbuktu on 11/03/09 at 09:21 PM ET

VooX's avatar

If you want to pick up a hooker when you’re on the road, there’s a map for that.

Yeah, but can it tell me where to hide the body afterwards?

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 11/03/09 at 09:21 PM ET

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