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by IwoCPO on 11/03/09 at 06:00 PM ET
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Pretty sure every one of you has H1N1, which is why I’ve kept my distance today. Oh, I was tempted. The discussion that just wouldn’t end about points and won/losses and hookers...a thriller.
Thank god it’s almost game time on Little Gary’s Closed Circuit TV Station.
It’s Gary’s world. If one accurate thing was uttered today that was it. The little troll’s got us by the nads.
So we might as well Live Blog this bitch.
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horrible kill.
no improvement whatsoever.
fire babcock ASAP.
Posted by IwoCPO from Washington, DC on 11/03/09 at 10:03 PM ET
When Gary moved to Piitsburgh he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederast.
That’s when Rosby’s mom invited him for cookies.
Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 11/03/09 at 10:03 PM ET
When Gary moved to Piitsburgh he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederast.
Posted by monkey from Gary’s World on 11/03/09 at 09:03 PM ET
What’s a pederast?
Posted by stayouttamalibu from Temporarily in Tempe, AZ on 11/03/09 at 10:04 PM ET
When Gary moved to Piitsburgh he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederast.
That’s when Rosby’s mom invited him in for cookies.
Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 11/03/09 at 10:04 PM ET
What’s a pederast?
You’re out of your element, Malibu
Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 11/03/09 at 10:05 PM ET
Penalty kill has been awful so far tonight.
Posted by monkey from Jesus and the Dinosaurs on 11/03/09 at 10:06 PM ET
The Kronwall set up that scoring chance. He has much Essence.
Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 11/03/09 at 10:06 PM ET
Skate to Throat, Bitches.
Been too infrequent to use that line.
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 19 on 11/03/09 at 10:06 PM ET
What’s wrong with Walter Dude?
Posted by stayouttamalibu from Temporarily in Tempe, AZ on 11/03/09 at 10:06 PM ET
What’s wrong with Walter Dude?
Upper follicle injury, Donnie.
Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 11/03/09 at 10:07 PM ET
magic to watch ...
Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 11/03/09 at 10:08 PM ET
Fantastic pressure.
I wanna see that offside again. I don’t buy it.
Posted by Nate A from Dark side of the moon on 11/03/09 at 10:08 PM ET
Life does not stop and start at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit.
Posted by monkey from Jesus and the Dinosaurs on 11/03/09 at 10:08 PM ET
Zetterberg has a nose for the slot and the net on the PP. Much of the essence that has been missing. No whiskey dick for Emma.
Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 11/03/09 at 10:08 PM ET
Going into tonight, Pav’s had 2 g, 6 a, in the last 5 games.
Add 2 a tonight.
en fuego
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 19 on 11/03/09 at 10:10 PM ET
Brian Engblom’s rug really ties the VS studio together.
Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 11/03/09 at 10:10 PM ET
No whiskey dick for Emma
Dude would have to be totally comatose to suffer whiskey dick with Emma.
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 19 on 11/03/09 at 10:12 PM ET
Brian Engblom’s rug really ties the VS studio together.
I want to be Woo.
Posted by monkey from Jesus and the Dinosaurs on 11/03/09 at 10:12 PM ET
What’s wrong with our power play Dude?
Posted by stayouttamalibu from Temporarily in Tempe, AZ on 11/03/09 at 10:12 PM ET
Oh...classic. “Now that’s 3 way calling.”
Posted by IwoCPO from Washington, DC on 11/03/09 at 10:12 PM ET
Dude would have to be totally comatose to suffer whiskey dick with Emma.
He’s just helping her conceive.
Posted by monkey from Jesus and the Dinosaurs on 11/03/09 at 10:13 PM ET
I want to be Woo.
Posted by monkey from Gary’s World on 11/03/09 at 09:12 PM ET
Well you’re not potty trained so you got that going for you.
Posted by pgoody from #8 spot in the West on 11/03/09 at 10:13 PM ET
He’s just helping her conceive.
Posted by monkey from Gary’s World on 11/03/09 at 09:13 PM ET
She’s not my special lady, she’s my *#$%@& lady friend.
Posted by stayouttamalibu from Temporarily in Tempe, AZ on 11/03/09 at 10:14 PM ET
Buccigross is a *#$%@& dipshit with a nine toed woman.
Posted by monkey from Jesus and the Dinosaurs on 11/03/09 at 10:15 PM ET
Yea, that zone clear and pass by Pavel was amazing.
Posted by stayouttamalibu from Temporarily in Tempe, AZ on 11/03/09 at 10:16 PM ET
Pav = magically delicious.
Dangle Dangle is the new Ben & Jerry’s flavour.
Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 11/03/09 at 10:16 PM ET
Helm draws one. Probably a good penalty to take.
Posted by Nate A from Dark side of the moon on 11/03/09 at 10:17 PM ET
Skate to throat.
Taz - Go “Speed Racer”
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 19 on 11/03/09 at 10:17 PM ET
alright, lets get the PP here and end this
also, is there a better invention that the domino’s pizza tracker?
Posted by FranzensMouthguard from Chicago, IL on 11/03/09 at 10:17 PM ET
Damnit little Willy. Don’t make me start hating you again.
Posted by Nate A from Dark side of the moon on 11/03/09 at 10:18 PM ET
Drapes is playing lie he’s 35 again.
Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from Earth. on 11/03/09 at 10:18 PM ET
make up ...
can’t let it get out of hand
gary would be upset
Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 11/03/09 at 10:18 PM ET
Drapes is playing lie he’s 35 again.
Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from Earth. on 11/03/09 at 09:18 PM ET
Milk out of the nose on that one.
Posted by pgoody from #8 spot in the West on 11/03/09 at 10:19 PM ET
Zatta—not saving much essence for Emma tonight, leaving it all on the ice
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 19 on 11/03/09 at 10:20 PM ET
oh man, Gordie from ABC warehouse is still around?!!? need to listen to the Detroit radio more
Posted by FranzensMouthguard from Chicago, IL on 11/03/09 at 10:20 PM ET
If you want to pick up a hooker when you’re on the road, there’s a map for that.
Posted by monkey from Jesus and the Dinosaurs on 11/03/09 at 10:20 PM ET
Did the Wings flirt with interference as much in 07-08? It seems less subtle and more illegal now.
Posted by Tyler from Arizona on 11/03/09 at 10:20 PM ET
There is a penalty call, but no call when Zetterberg gets hauled down, again. And not one hissy fit from Z. No wonder he doesn’t wear the “C”
Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 11/03/09 at 10:21 PM ET
Need to dump a body? There’s a map for that.
Posted by monkey from Jesus and the Dinosaurs on 11/03/09 at 10:21 PM ET
If you want to pick up a hooker when you’re on the road, there’s a map for that.
Yeah, but can it tell me where to hide the body afterwards?
Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 11/03/09 at 10:21 PM ET
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When Gary moved to Piitsburgh he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederast.
Posted by monkey from Jesus and the Dinosaurs on 11/03/09 at 10:03 PM ET