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POOL:  HOW LONG INTO THE NBC BROADCAST BEFORE DOUCHE CANOE ATTRIBUTES THE WINGS GAME 1 WIN TO LUCK AND A SERIES SWEEP BY NASHVILLE IS INEVITABLE?

My guess:  15 seconds.

Posted by RWBill from Richmond, VA on 04/12/08 at 01:50 PM ET

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Douche Canoe was on the WDIV pregame with Mick and Bernie.  I only caught the last part where Bernie asked him if he was ever scared to be the guy between the benches.

Posted by jrl123 on 04/12/08 at 01:55 PM ET

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Gentlemens, start yer engines.

Posted by O-Joe from a Cracker Barrel somewheres on I-65 on 04/12/08 at 02:03 PM ET

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If he makes it to the drop of the puck I’ll be surprised.

Dan

Posted by ITDeuce from Michigan on 04/12/08 at 02:09 PM ET

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I sure hope someone gets that sign up there!  DC!!!!

Dan

Posted by ITDeuce from Michigan on 04/12/08 at 02:11 PM ET

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Whew!...what a day...daughters softball game, son’s PeeWee football game and now HOCKEY with Bloody Mary!!

GO WINGS!!

Posted by Rumbear from Sandy Eggo on 04/12/08 at 02:15 PM ET

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Pierre was hypothetically “coach of the Red Wings” and asked what to do if he were the coach.  surprised he didn’t say “there’s nothing they can do, they’re finished.” Ass.

Posted by Alex from San Francisco on 04/12/08 at 02:17 PM ET

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Jumpin’ That bald fella broadcastin’ from pit row is uglier than a heapin’ pile of smashed a$$holes.

Posted by O-Joe from a Cracker Barrel somewheres on I-65 on 04/12/08 at 02:19 PM ET

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these idiots on NBC talking about “does top line against top line cancel anything out?” “No, I don’t think so.” Derrrrr look at the stats moron.

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 04/12/08 at 02:22 PM ET

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Alright.  So everyone agrees that nobody’s going to text the scores to the Chief, right? I mean, I think I have his number here somewhere, you know, in case you want to just call and say hi.  Maybe pass along some bowling tips. But you absolutely aren’t going to text him, right?

Because that would be wrong.

Posted by Gabriel from San Diego, CA on 04/12/08 at 02:23 PM ET

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uh oh.  that went over the line before the net came off.

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 04/12/08 at 02:23 PM ET

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Umm...is there always a security guy standing behind Pierre?

Posted by Gabriel from San Diego, CA on 04/12/08 at 02:23 PM ET

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MCCARTY!!!!!

Posted by Gabriel from San Diego, CA on 04/12/08 at 02:24 PM ET

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MAC!

Nothing like a 4th line goal to start things off.

Posted by jrl123 on 04/12/08 at 02:24 PM ET

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yeah baby!! Darren!!!!!

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 04/12/08 at 02:24 PM ET

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D-Mac!

Posted by Jennemy of the Skate from the back of the Hasek car drinking heavily on 04/12/08 at 02:24 PM ET

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anybody still questioning him wearing the Wheel again?

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 04/12/08 at 02:24 PM ET

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McCarty!

Posted by underthechestnuttree from LaSalle, Ontario, Canada on 04/12/08 at 02:25 PM ET

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I think every dog in the neighborhood heard me screaming incoherently...think I might just close the front door now.

Posted by Gabriel from San Diego, CA on 04/12/08 at 02:26 PM ET

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Grandpa is grinning ear to ear somewhere out there!!

Posted by eyesris from Chestertown, MD on 04/12/08 at 02:27 PM ET

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Darren you magnificent bastard!

Posted by Mike from La-La Land on 04/12/08 at 02:28 PM ET

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Gotta’ love Doc’s excitement over McCarty’s goal.

Posted by Steve from New Jersey on 04/12/08 at 02:31 PM ET

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Holy crap, Dom.  Hell of a save.

Posted by Gabriel from San Diego, CA on 04/12/08 at 02:33 PM ET

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Dmac nearly with #2.

I was mistaken about him.

Posted by Nate A from the Church of Babcock on 04/12/08 at 02:36 PM ET

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what’s the over/under on Ellis getting pulled?

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 04/12/08 at 02:38 PM ET

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Dom is gettin’ crazy!

Posted by Alex from San Francisco on 04/12/08 at 02:39 PM ET

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Geez, Dom is seriously pioughed today…

Nice to see the CMOI is feeling like his old violent self today.

Posted by mudshark from Divetown, Colorado on 04/12/08 at 02:39 PM ET

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Shots are 13-6, Bubba.  I don’t like that.

But Dom’s standing on his head.

Posted by jrl123 on 04/12/08 at 02:40 PM ET

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They’re going to the net well today.

Posted by Matt Saler from Grand Rapids, MI on 04/12/08 at 02:40 PM ET

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Get that MFer off the bench!

Posted by Jennemy of the Skate from the back of the Hasek car drinking heavily on 04/12/08 at 02:41 PM ET

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JLA ALIVE! Great to see.  Does the 2-8 Tigers start have anything to do with it?  Tigs fans coming back to the Wings for the playoffs.

Posted by RWBill from Richmond, VA on 04/12/08 at 02:41 PM ET

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Dom is freaking awesome!!
Ellis looks shaky!!
Nash is pinching giving the Wings lots of counter attack opportunities

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Hockey Hades on 04/12/08 at 02:41 PM ET

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Does anybody else hate the on bench interviews during the game as much as I do?

Posted by Jennemy of the Skate from the back of the Hasek car drinking heavily on 04/12/08 at 02:43 PM ET

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ALERT!

Behind Ellis’ left shoulder there’s a chick with a red V neck top with huge jugs.  Awesome.  About 2 rows up.

Posted by RWBill from Richmond, VA on 04/12/08 at 02:44 PM ET

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holy crap Dom is on his game.

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 04/12/08 at 02:45 PM ET

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Good thing Dom didn’t take his Lithium today.

Posted by jrl123 on 04/12/08 at 02:45 PM ET

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WOW Dom is INSANE

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Hockey Hades on 04/12/08 at 02:45 PM ET

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The Drake Train! what a hit.

Posted by underthechestnuttree from LaSalle, Ontario, Canada on 04/12/08 at 02:45 PM ET

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Good Lord!!!!! On a role......in the club car stressing!!!!

Posted by dwingsrock from VA on 04/12/08 at 02:46 PM ET

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Wings need to tighten up quite a bit.  NSH winning the battles on the boards

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Hockey Hades on 04/12/08 at 02:46 PM ET

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Beter enjoy this period, the smart money says everything gets locked down for the second period.  Some great action though...awesome hit by Drake. Gotta keep your head up.

Posted by Gabriel from San Diego, CA on 04/12/08 at 02:47 PM ET

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that screaming squirrel makes me laugh every time.

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 04/12/08 at 02:48 PM ET

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@ Jennifer: yeah interviews on the bench during the game cheapens the NHL.

@ RWBill: |Hoping for wings PP / to get a good look two rows up behind Ellis…

Duthie on TSN is saying the Preds goal was in...hm

Posted by underthechestnuttree from LaSalle, Ontario, Canada on 04/12/08 at 02:48 PM ET

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Good work down low by Draper

DAMN FILL!!!

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Hockey Hades on 04/12/08 at 02:50 PM ET

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CMON FLIPPUILIASA

Draper looking really good..I bet he gets one today.

Posted by underthechestnuttree from LaSalle, Ontario, Canada on 04/12/08 at 02:50 PM ET

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I can’t remember the last time I saw the Wings play this physical.  Awesome!

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 04/12/08 at 02:51 PM ET

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please don’t tell me Cheli is hurt.

Posted by Jennemy of the Skate from the back of the Hasek car drinking heavily on 04/12/08 at 02:52 PM ET

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So how late was that hit by Tootoo on Chelios?

Posted by Clark on 04/12/08 at 02:52 PM ET

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Tooo toooo Get Fu--!

Posted by dwingsrock from VA on 04/12/08 at 02:53 PM ET

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I hope everybody on the Wings takes a shot at PooPoo.

Posted by Jennemy of the Skate from the back of the Hasek car drinking heavily on 04/12/08 at 02:53 PM ET

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