Abel to Yzerman
Next entry: Yeah Bubba, You Got Screwed. Sorry About That.
Previous entry: Don't Forget About The Canoe
What The…? Yes, It’s A Game 2 Live Blog
by IwoCPO on 04/12/08 at 01:45 PM ET
Comments (238)
Despite the fact that I can’t participate until afterward, I’m setting all of you up for success. Creating circumstances for your happiness. It’s what I do. Yes, it’s a Game 2 Live Blog.
Filed in: | Abel to Yzerman | Permalink
Comments
Good lord, what was that crap.
Posted by Jennemy of the Skate from putting the b*tches in the box on 04/12/08 at 02:23 PM ET
STAY IN THE NET...Damn. Dom’s not catching any breaks this period. Someone break out the duct tape.
Posted by Gabriel from San Diego, CA on 04/12/08 at 02:23 PM ET
What a fooking joke…
Yeah, “great break.” Thanks Gary. Ass.
Posted by mudshark from Divetown, Colorado on 04/12/08 at 02:23 PM ET
Ridiculously lucky bounce on a power play that shouldn’t have happened and then they get another.
And DC just came in his pants.
Posted by Clark on 04/12/08 at 02:23 PM ET
SMOI- Swedish Miracle of Incompetence.
Posted by mudshark from Divetown, Colorado on 04/12/08 at 02:23 PM ET
ARGHGHGHGHHHHH...........
Posted by Jennemy of the Skate from putting the b*tches in the box on 04/12/08 at 02:23 PM ET
Buck up gezzz take the a--- tuu tuu out and get ride of lija!!!!
Posted by dwingsrock on 04/12/08 at 02:23 PM ET
gotta love the playoffs. throw another shovel of coal in the stress train.
Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 04/12/08 at 02:24 PM ET
I’d be happier than a dawg rollin’ in warm bacon grease if someones on th’ Motor City team would run that #22 car hard up into th’ wall.
Posted by O-Joe from a Cracker Barrel somewheres on I-65 on 04/12/08 at 02:25 PM ET
Jesus, are we on the PK or something? TWO POSTS? CHRIST! Time out Babs...settle them down!
Posted by Gabriel from San Diego, CA on 04/12/08 at 02:26 PM ET
Having a freaking heart attack here.
Posted by Jennemy of the Skate from putting the b*tches in the box on 04/12/08 at 02:27 PM ET
why does Tootoo get to cross check someone in the back who doesn’t have the puck? are the refs on Nashville’s jock like the announcers?
Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 04/12/08 at 02:27 PM ET
DRAPER! Thank God.
Posted by underthechestnuttree from LaSalle, Ontario, Canada on 04/12/08 at 02:29 PM ET
First Mac now Drapes… if only Malts was playing tonight… WhoooHOOOO!
Posted by Jennemy of the Skate from putting the b*tches in the box on 04/12/08 at 02:29 PM ET
There ya go. Good on ya Drapes.
Posted by mudshark from Divetown, Colorado on 04/12/08 at 02:29 PM ET
Draper playin’ pool!
Wonder if they’ll note the secondary scoring…
Posted by jrl123 on 04/12/08 at 02:30 PM ET
JRL—hell no—they got their noses stuck too far up Trotz’s as@
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Hockey Netherworld on 04/12/08 at 02:33 PM ET
Lucky F’in bounce for Draper. I wasn’t sure about putting Sammy and Hudler out there...I really thought he would have put a couple more veterans out. Shows you how much I know.
Oh...and DWing, from your question like an hour or so ago: Yeah, that was of course a total a BS call, but I’m not surprised he didn’t get the benefit of the doubt. Hasek is one of the worst overactors in the league. It’s downright embarrassing to see him flopping around as much as he does when someone gets too close.
Posted by Gabriel from San Diego, CA on 04/12/08 at 02:34 PM ET
flopping? too close? he had his leg yanked out from under him by the Pred player’s stick! homer.
Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 04/12/08 at 02:34 PM ET
Why does Doc have to apologize to DC for interrupting him? The Wings have the play in the offensive zone, it’s not time to talk about whatever’s paddling the canoe’s brain.
Posted by Steve from New Jersey on 04/12/08 at 02:34 PM ET
C’MON LILJA! You call that a shot? You just passed the freakin puck to the goalie.
Posted by Gabriel from San Diego, CA on 04/12/08 at 02:35 PM ET
What a wild freaking game. Nice shot by Stuie, guess his finger is feeling better
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Hockey Netherworld on 04/12/08 at 02:36 PM ET
No, Paul, I meant historically he’s been a flopper. As I said, that was a BS call.
Posted by Gabriel from San Diego, CA on 04/12/08 at 02:36 PM ET
Maybe DC should go give Dumont a backrub to make him feel better.
Posted by Jennemy of the Skate from putting the b*tches in the box on 04/12/08 at 02:36 PM ET
Wait. I heard it. I did. I swear. They said Franzen is one of the most underrated players in the league.
Gee. Wonder why that is.
Posted by jrl123 on 04/12/08 at 02:37 PM ET
WOW did Douche Canoe just give Franzen-stein a compliment—I must be hearing things
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Hockey Netherworld on 04/12/08 at 02:37 PM ET
getting too cute on the PP—Shoot the freaking puck
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Hockey Netherworld on 04/12/08 at 02:40 PM ET
Rumor has it DC and Dumont have a date after the game!
Posted by dwingsrock on 04/12/08 at 02:42 PM ET
Dumont’s back. Hit him again, guys.
Posted by Matt Saler from Grand Rapids, MI on 04/12/08 at 02:43 PM ET
WOW NSH has two shots this period—two goals on two shots…
Oh and at least two posts
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Hockey Netherworld on 04/12/08 at 02:44 PM ET
NBC Not Bright Commentary!
FUNNY!!!
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Hockey Netherworld on 04/12/08 at 02:47 PM ET
It sure would be nice if the Wings could start winning some of the battles in the corner.
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Hockey Netherworld on 04/12/08 at 02:48 PM ET
Add a Comment
Please limit embedded image or media size to 575 pixels wide.
Add your own avatar by joining Kukla's Korner, or logging in and uploading one in your member control panel.
Captchas bug you? Join KK or log in and you won't have to bother.
Most Recent Blog Posts
73 Men Sailed Up For This Live Blog and It Was 19 Who Led Them
Bartender, Statesman, Instigator…Voox
If The Sun Refused To Shine…We’d Live Blog
Jimmy D: “We’d Be Happy With A Top Ten Pick”
Swine Flu Or Not? The Levee’s Gonna Break And We’re Gonna Live Blog It
About Abel to Yzerman
Welcome to Abel to Yzerman, a Red Wing blog since 1977. No other site on the internet has better-researched, fact-laden and better prepared discussions than A2Y. Re-phrase: we do little research, find facts and stats highly overrated and claim little to no preparation. There are 19 readers of A2Y. No more, no less. All of them, except maybe one, are juvenile in nature. Reminding them of that in the comment section will only encourage them to prove that. Your suggestions and critiques are welcome:
A2Y Stuff
-----------------------------
Wanna Feel Smart?
Does confusion make you sad? When you read words like "enigma" and phrases like "Thanks Gary. Ass", do you wonder why mean people speak in languages you don't understand? Fret no longer friend! The A2Y Glossary will bring you great joy and enlightenment.
-----------------------------
How Others View The A2Y 19
"Hell, I guarantee the content co-opters at Abel to Yzerman were about to link this article under the heading “Bitter Blues Fans” again right up until they just read that last half-sentance. Thanks but no thanks, you Kukla hangers-on."
--St. Louis Game Time
"I realize it’s the slow summer season, but can this guy tone down the tough-guy histrionics? His posts are fatiguing on an otherwise excellent site."
--A2Y Fan, Eternal_Fields
"I constantly marvel at how Bill (IwoCPO) and his disciples at Abel To Yzerman can be so pompous and full of themselves throughout every regular season, but come playoff time they collapse into wavering puddles of stress and nervousness as they anxiously await the impending and unavoidable collapse of the Red Wings in the post-season."
--Mile High Hockey
"I hate them because they are better than us. Of all the frigging teams…"
--In The Cheap Seats
"It's just a shame that the most classless, uneducated, lowbrow fanbase in the league gets this sweep. Red Wing fans don't deserve their team."
--Thhom
"I really don’t care what fans or bloggers think."
--Drew Sharp
"Why is it you Detroit fans are still so classless when you have such a classy hockey team, with such a professional GM and gentlemen players? I understand that the author of this blog is a manner-less cad, but the rest of you should be better."
--A2Y Fan, Jeff Beaumont
"Have you ever *read* A2Y? Its the most opinionated, juvenile stuff i've read."
--Paul Nicholson
"I actually like the Detroit team and have a sh&% load of respect for them, but their fans are the biggest douches next to Canadians."
--KStewy, PensBlog Commenter
"Just when it looks like we have bottomed out, the 19 hit a new low."
-A2Y legend, Hockeytown Todd
"And for the record, I don't hate the Red Wings, I hate their fans."
--Douche Bag at Puck Daddy who isn't Wyshynski
"You’re nothing but a douchebag ****, c3po. Go f**k yourself, and learn something about hockey in the process. Nothing ruins my day more than seeing your byline on the kk page."
--Hector, A2Y fan, statesman, Pittsburgh Chapter of Jonas Brothers Fan Club President
"I can just imagine the kindergarten teacher’s reaction when the tyke blurts out 'Mommy says Gary Bettman is a f*cking f*ckface! He wants to give ‘Rosby the bad touch.' ”
--Bella, of the 19
Head to Hockeytown
Blogs the Chief Likes
burned by the stanchion.
Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 04/12/08 at 02:22 PM ET