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Bikini Night in Utah
by Alanah McGinley on 03/08/07 at 05:07 PM ET
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Courtesy of the ECHL’s self-promotion machine, I bring you this:
The Utah Grizzlies have announced that Wednesday, March 7 when they host the Bakersfield Condors, it will be “Bikini Night” at the E-Center. Face-off is scheduled for 7:05 p.m. “Bikini Night” is presented by Bevan’s Marine.
During the intermissions, contestants will go through various competitions with the top three winning prizes.
Apparently Jeremy Roenick wasn’t doing much, and was happy to participate in the celebrations. First prize, an America’s Next Top Model photoshoot:
Note: Sadly, I was just bragging to a friend how good I am with Photoshop. I hope he doesn’t pick today to verify that.
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yeah. thanks for the visuals. made our day.
you should make it up to us by at least photoshopping a picture of yourself with the Yo!Luongo tatoo. or better yet get a henna one and try it out for a while. don’t think we’ve forgetten.
If you don’t get it by the end of the season, a bunch of us will come in the night and brand you. who’s with me? cmos, jes golbez, you’ve been promising vengence for a while.
Posted by grey wall on 03/08/07 at 07:24 PM ET
Freakin’ tattoo. I’ll have an announcement about that tomorrow.
Regarding the visuals, just quit complaining everyone and be grateful I didn’t choose Ricci… 
Posted by Alanah McGinley from British Columbia on 03/08/07 at 07:35 PM ET
You know…now that Bertuzzi is a Wing…me thinks he deserves a little Alanah-shop work.
Posted by GZ Expat on 03/08/07 at 08:45 PM ET
Who is Jeff Cowan and what has he been smoking lately?
I mean, its to the point of ridiculousness now.
Posted by grey wall on 03/08/07 at 10:06 PM ET
about the earlier post, “I keed, I keed.”
Posted by grey wall on 03/08/07 at 10:20 PM ET
C-Cup seems to be a trend this week doesn’t it?
That being said, I’m sending you a bill for a new keyboard and a new cup of juice. There are no words for that picture.
Posted by Sherry on 03/09/07 at 12:13 AM ET
Ok, now I’m really starting to worry about you.
Just remember the bad karma you got from photoshopping the Slovak dynamic duo. Be careful where ya tread, honeybunches of oats.
Posted by Jes Golbez on 03/09/07 at 12:15 AM ET
So bikini night .....hmmm… Would like to see those hockey players in a little banana sling… Could be interesting!
Yeah I ‘m being naughty. Too bad. ; )
Posted by Tai-Tai on 03/09/07 at 03:32 AM ET
GZ Expat— Bertuzzi will only ever be photoshopped in an effort to make fun of his teammates. In other words, if I have to throw him under a bus to make fun of Chris Chelios, I’ll do it, but I won’t like it.
Greywall— I know “you keed, you keed”. It’s my own fault anyway… me and my dumbassed bets…
Sherry— I don’t pay for juice spillage. I mean, I’d like to, but I’m thinking you should be prepared for such images before you open up this web page. 
Jes— Be grateful I didn’t drop Demitra in a bikini. Hell, I still might give that a shot…
Tai-Tai— Excellent idea, except even I might struggle to deal with the lasting image of Roenick in a banana sling. *shudder*
Mike— My apologies. Allow me to buy you a Guinness and you can pretend you never saw this post…
Posted by Alanah McGinley from British Columbia on 03/09/07 at 11:55 AM ET
Shit! JR and Jessica have the same jaw line! Gross…..
Posted by Zanstorm from Smithers on 03/09/07 at 06:48 PM ET
I’d hit that.
waitaminute…. that’s… EWWW!! *spit spit*
Posted by V from Edmonton on 03/09/07 at 07:31 PM ET
Zanstorm— I can’t tell you have disturbed I am that you were able to identify Jessica Simpson’s airbrushed body from that photo!
V— “I’d hit that.” ? That’s probably the most disturbing thing I’ve read this year…
Posted by Alanah McGinley from British Columbia on 03/09/07 at 10:19 PM ET
What do you mean? That is one of the most searched Simpson pics on the web!! haha I like it!
Posted by Zanstorm from Smithers on 03/10/07 at 12:24 AM ET
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Alanah McGinley has been blogging hockey since 2003 (with a notable gap in time through 2010, kicking it with new baby Lucy while living knee-deep in chaos while reading “parenting for complete idiots” during every spare minute) sharing opinions, rants and not-so-deep thoughts with anyone who will listen.
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