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Update 1836: This one hurts. Franzen, concussion like symptoms, out for tonite.

Starting the Live Blog a little early tonite.  Apparently, the Hasek Club Car is filling up and you know those idiots need something to do.  I’ll be here for the start of the game.  Commence your conversations.  Juveniliciousness is the only mandate.

Oh, and all those lower bowl seats the Delicate Genius was talking about? The empty ones he noticed after Kronwall’s hit?  Here they are, thanks to Dave Guralnick of the Detroit News.

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Gaping holes Mitch.  Gaping.

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mudshark's avatar

That was a nifty hold there on Kronwall.  I’m gonna need some “Oops, I Crapped My Pants” here in a minute or two…

Waiter!

Posted by mudshark from Divetown, Colorado on 05/10/08 at 08:23 PM ET

VooX's avatar

shutdown hockey at its best right now… keep it up guys!

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 05/10/08 at 08:25 PM ET

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I’d just like to get an insurance goal as who knows what will happen over the last 5 mins.  C’mon that third goal is HUGE.

Posted by Dave on 05/10/08 at 08:25 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Shots this period
DET 12
DAL 5

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Hockey Netherworld on 05/10/08 at 08:26 PM ET

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Dallas trying line mixing right now-- Morrow-Modano-Ribeiro.

Just one more, or shut ‘em down completely…

Posted by AndrewFromAnnArbor on 05/10/08 at 08:26 PM ET

mudshark's avatar

HELL YES!!!!!!

Posted by mudshark from Divetown, Colorado on 05/10/08 at 08:30 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Ohh my breathe breathe breathe

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Hockey Netherworld on 05/10/08 at 08:31 PM ET

mudshark's avatar

Way to go, Cap.

Posted by mudshark from Divetown, Colorado on 05/10/08 at 08:31 PM ET

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FINALLY!

Pulled goalie and Morrow goes to the box.

This shit ends here.

Posted by AndrewFromAnnArbor on 05/10/08 at 08:31 PM ET

mudshark's avatar

Brendan is upset the refs are calling “that sh*t” with 17 seconds left… Poor guy.

BIG stop here, guys!!!

Posted by mudshark from Divetown, Colorado on 05/10/08 at 08:31 PM ET

Osrt's avatar

Internet was down...I"m back with heart racing…

“This has been a lesson in puck possession"--CBC announcer, Jim something..

Posted by Osrt on 05/10/08 at 08:32 PM ET

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I’m so happy I just peed my pants… just a little though..

Posted by Mike from La-La Land on 05/10/08 at 08:32 PM ET

mudshark's avatar

SSSSTTRRESSSSS...

Posted by mudshark from Divetown, Colorado on 05/10/08 at 08:32 PM ET

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Anybody notice how Steve Ott looks like an extra from Lord of the Rings?

Posted by AndrewFromAnnArbor on 05/10/08 at 08:33 PM ET

mudshark's avatar

Here we go.  Let’s take a trip to ole Saint Louie…

Posted by mudshark from Divetown, Colorado on 05/10/08 at 08:33 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

Drapes is really lucky that right hook didn’t catch his jaw, gloved fist or not.

Posted by Nate A from Dark side of the moon on 05/10/08 at 08:33 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Six Chief—Six!!!!

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Hockey Netherworld on 05/10/08 at 08:34 PM ET

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Ozzie’s down...damnwtf

Posted by jrl123 on 05/10/08 at 08:34 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

aw shit shit shit shit shit. ozy hurt AFTER the whistle????

Posted by Nate A from Dark side of the moon on 05/10/08 at 08:34 PM ET

mudshark's avatar

nice chop to the nead of Ozzie at the end there.  *#$%@&.

Posted by mudshark from Divetown, Colorado on 05/10/08 at 08:35 PM ET

Osrt's avatar

Classless....utterly classeless..

Posted by Osrt on 05/10/08 at 08:35 PM ET

mudshark's avatar

Mac will see you in Dallas, Bitch.

Posted by mudshark from Divetown, Colorado on 05/10/08 at 08:35 PM ET

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WHAT THE HELL?!?

Somebody better get some supplementary discipline for that…

Posted by AndrewFromAnnArbor on 05/10/08 at 08:35 PM ET

mudshark's avatar

SLash to the throat.  Ribeiro better hope he gets suspended…

Posted by mudshark from Divetown, Colorado on 05/10/08 at 08:35 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

What TF happened with OZZIE

Robiero needs suspension for sure

Cheap Bastard

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Hockey Netherworld on 05/10/08 at 08:35 PM ET

IwoCPO's avatar

There’d better be a Ribeiro suspension or Gary’s worse than I *#$%@& thought.

Posted by IwoCPO from Washington, DC on 05/10/08 at 08:36 PM ET

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That’s a suspension for Ribeiro.  And that’s about a 9.5 for Osgood wink

Posted by Shane from Saskatoon on 05/10/08 at 08:36 PM ET

Osrt's avatar

Z, Dats, Ozgood: 1.2.3. stars

Posted by Osrt on 05/10/08 at 08:37 PM ET

IwoCPO's avatar

6.  Eat that shit bubba.

Posted by IwoCPO from Washington, DC on 05/10/08 at 08:37 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

Three stars:
Z
Dats
Ozy

Posted by Nate A from Dark side of the moon on 05/10/08 at 08:37 PM ET

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If they don’t suspend him for at least 1 game there is NO integrity in the NHL…

Posted by Mike from La-La Land on 05/10/08 at 08:37 PM ET

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Ozzie tried to spear him in the throat as he went by....

Posted by Backpacking Dad on 05/10/08 at 08:37 PM ET

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Forget Mac...Colin Campbell better see Ribeiro in Dallas, bitch.

Ozzie not hurt...just wanted to make sure the refs saw that.  Echoes of Calgary on Franzen last year.

A bit close for comfort there, but we’ve denied Dallas their favorite start.  Split in Dallas will work for me.

Posted by AndrewFromAnnArbor on 05/10/08 at 08:38 PM ET

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Ribeiro had BETTER be suspended for that shit.  Turco has been taking shots at Red Wings players all game and no one took a swing at him.

Stars are in meltdown mode.

Posted by Dave on 05/10/08 at 08:38 PM ET

Paul's avatar

I say a fine, no suspension.

Posted by Paul from Motown Area on 05/10/08 at 08:39 PM ET

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Ribby got a match penalty for that.

Posted by jrl123 on 05/10/08 at 08:39 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

Looks like Ozy was just over acting. Good thing. The way he was writhing on the ice I thought maybe somethin broke in the shoulder.

I guess it’s safe to change my pants.

Posted by Nate A from Dark side of the moon on 05/10/08 at 08:39 PM ET

cementslinger's avatar

should be interesting… with Ribiero being suspended and all. oh wait… he doesnt wear a red jersey
Ozzy will be suspended because “he started it”.

Posted by cementslinger from Midland MI on 05/10/08 at 08:39 PM ET

number9's avatar

Rebeiro’s trash.  He shouldn’t play again in this series.

Unless...oops, I forgot…

Thanks, Gary.  Ass.

Posted by number9 on 05/10/08 at 08:40 PM ET

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Is’nt a match penalty an auto suspension?

Posted by Mike from La-La Land on 05/10/08 at 08:40 PM ET

number9's avatar

Of course, then wouldn’t they have to suspend Turd-o for the slash to Z’s chest?

Yeah, that’ll happen too.

Posted by number9 on 05/10/08 at 08:41 PM ET

Osrt's avatar

Auto Suspension…

Freudian slip from the interviewer: “2 games away from the Cup finals”

Posted by Osrt on 05/10/08 at 08:43 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

SHOTS 1 2 3 T
Dallas 4 8 6 18
Detroit 12 9 13 34

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Hockey Netherworld on 05/10/08 at 08:44 PM ET

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They’re asking Cherry about a possible suspension.

First time I’ve ever heard those flappin’ gums NOT have an opinion.

Posted by AndrewFromAnnArbor on 05/10/08 at 08:45 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

SHOTS 1 2 3 T
Dallas 4 8 6 18
Detroit 12 9 13 34

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Hockey Netherworld on 05/10/08 at 08:45 PM ET

mudshark's avatar

Betcha no suspension.  Betcha a Big Mac Attack.

We need at least in split Bubba-ville…

Posted by mudshark from Divetown, Colorado on 05/10/08 at 08:45 PM ET

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Osgood’s butt-end to Ribeiro’s face might save that retard.

Posted by Steve from New Jersey on 05/10/08 at 08:45 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

Don Cherry:

“check chelio’s underwear back there, they’re not even sweatting....Osgood is having a tea party”

Posted by Nate A from Dark side of the moon on 05/10/08 at 08:46 PM ET

number9's avatar

I didn’t think they were quite equivalent (yeah, biased)...Ozzie kind of left the stick out there for Ribeiro to run into, where Ribeiro wound up and gave it to Ozzie.

Posted by number9 on 05/10/08 at 08:46 PM ET

mudshark's avatar

And it looked more like a butt end to the gut, not the face… Friggin Versus bastards…

Posted by mudshark from Divetown, Colorado on 05/10/08 at 08:47 PM ET

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