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Big Frigging Kid Wants To Be A Wing
by IwoCPO on 08/21/08 at 10:01 AM ET
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I’ve got line combinations running through my head, but I can’t make sense of them yet. I have a post about Darren McCarty, and if he’d actually bring value to the Wings this season, bouncing around up there too.
I know Aaron Downey was offered a two-way deal for 565K…if he sticks in Detroit. About 1/6th of that if he goes down to GR. But that story bores me.
So here’s something. The biggest baby in the history of Weld County started Kindergarten this week.
Why is that interesting? Well. His mommy’s pretty smart.
Tori said she hopes her little tike grows up to be a hockey player for the Detroit Red Wings.
And why is that interesting?
Because Weld County isn’t in Michigan.
Giddy up.
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THIS is the biggest baby in Weld County!
Posted by mudshark from Divetown, Colorado on 08/21/08 at 10:44 AM ET
Obviously his overly large head squeezing out during natural child birth damaged the poor little guy’s brain. Hopefully he’ll recover and come to his senses.
Posted by rwhater on 08/21/08 at 11:56 AM ET
My bad. The story doesn’t say the little guy wants to be a Wing. His mom is from Michigan, and she wants him to be a Wing. Wow, quite a news flash there, chef. Anything more meaningless to post?
Posted by rwhater on 08/21/08 at 12:00 PM ET
You want meaningless? Colorado has a professional hockey team. Hope that satisfies your craving for the day.
Posted by Osrt on 08/21/08 at 12:36 PM ET
and Michigan has a hell-hole of a city called Detroit. Wow. This thread is now the epitome of meaningless.
Posted by rwhater on 08/21/08 at 12:45 PM ET
Terry Frei is now writing letters to the school district to get the kid kicked out for not being a Dive fan.
Posted by HockeyJoe from NY on 08/21/08 at 12:53 PM ET
Oh yeah, pick on Detroit. The last refuge of a scoundrel.
And Osrt, you got it wrong. The Dive isn’t professional, it’s “professional.” Don’t forget those quotes.
Posted by AndrewFromAnnArbor from the lab, experimenting on trolls on 08/21/08 at 01:00 PM ET
and Michigan has a hell-hole of a city that keeps winning championships while my own drag queen team tricks on the corner hoping for a playoff spot.
fixed.
Creative retort by the way. And here I thought that the government’s neglect of Detroit schools and basic infrastructure was criminal.
Posted by Osrt on 08/21/08 at 01:08 PM ET
I agree. Detroit is not a good city to live in.
It is top 5 in fattest people, top 5 in poor air quality and top 5 in violent crimes/rape.
Yeah, i would say not some place to raise the ole kids. I guess at that point it doesnt really matter how good the teams are. I would rather watch them from traverse city
Posted by callmedrw on 08/21/08 at 03:41 PM ET
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Talk about teeing it up…
Posted by mudshark from Divetown, Colorado on 08/21/08 at 10:37 AM ET