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Bingo, Bango…Boom

by IwoCPO on 04/30/09 at 03:18 PM ET
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I told you guys I had something special for you.  As we continue to work our way through some quality Round 2 previews presented by Wing bloggers, I see this as an opportunity to introduce you to a few you may not be aware of.

Bingo Bango is a prime example of that.

This preview, I think that’s what it is, is so good, so brilliant, so angry and absolutely written from the very soul of a Wing fan…it just makes me warm.  I’ll play you a ditty, but you have to read the whole thing.  Promise me you will.  On our friendship. Swear it.  And when you get to the part about Pronger?  Just prepare yourselves. 

First? This.

And don’t get me started on Ryan Getzlaf. Great player can’t deny that. And I’m sure a really nice guy. But just like Mike Green he seems as though he may be the prototypical frat boy wannabe. That’s right I said wannabe. Because if he weren’t a hockey player, let’s just say the ladies would not be banging down his door or anything else for that matter. He seems exactly like the guy you see hanging around your local college bar, he balds at the age of 19, grows a *#$%@& up circa 1970s douche bag love patch to compensate and then uses pick up lines like this classic “God broke the mold when he made you.”

Something about this kid just bugs the hell out of me. He seems to want to be a blend of Avery’s fashion sense, Ovie’s skill (cough* not going to happen), and Mike Green’s 20 something self centered misogynistic persona. Maybe we could throw him and Green in a room together where they can plan their next hair style, tribal tattoo, and health clinic tests…..Honestly, for someone so clearly concerned with his appearance, he may want to wear his helmet during warm ups, interviews, and well all extra curricular activities. My utter dislike for this King of Tools will make it even more enjoyable to watch Zetterberg and Lidstrom shut him down.

Ahhh Getzlaf, take note of Crosby and Malkin last year, watch how Zetterberg made them his bitches over and over…and this year, ask Nash how it felt going pointless the first two games….oh yeah, bend over pull the pants down and get ready to experience Zetterberg and Lidstrom in the playoffs…I promise it won’t feel very good.

I had to give you all of that.  I didn’t know where to cut it off.  Now read the rest.  And remember…the Pronger part is historic.

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