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Born And Raised In South Detroit

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We’re starting with this, because we should. 

But we’re also starting early because I want you reminded of what this year has been like.  What you’ve said about it, and what still could be.

 

 

“Guys,

You don’t hear from me much.  My sister Phoebe is the mouthpiece of the family, and (excluding Paul) the voice of the Wings in South Florida.

I was 15 years old in 1997. I watched the entire cup run as a newly-minted hockey fan (1996 vintage) at the condo my sister was housesitting at.  1998 followed a similar pattern.

2002 was in the midst of my college years.  Unfortunately, paying my dues required working nights.  I will never forget calling home at 10 p.m. to ask my mom how game 7 of the WCF was going, and then seeing for myself when I arrive home.

Patrick Roy = stunned.

And stunned again

et cetera.

Nothing compares to this.  This is the first Cup that is mine alone, as an adult privileged enough to watch every game in full, with attendant rituals and superstitions.

We’ve been champions for 4 hours now, and I’m not a bit closer to sleep.  The champagne parted ways with ice to meet with tonsils long ago, but I still can’t sleep.

I don’t know who to toast first:  the Wings, led by the greatest extant leader in the NHL, or the sport itself.

Fedorov will be showing up to my office tomorrow.  Datsyuk will be showing up in my mailbox next week.

Winged Wheel will be showing up on my sister’s wrist within the week.  Pictures forthcoming.

LGRW,

Charlie

Posted by Charlie from Hollywood, FL on 06/05/08 at 03:25 AM ET
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“Stanley Cup champions.  The fourth Stanley Cup in eleven years.  God bless them.  God bless all of you crazy people as well.  Thank you, thank you God.  And by “God” I mean “Henrik Zetterberg”.

Posted by TDeters on 06/04/08 at 11:10 PM ET”
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“Thanks to all of the “19”!!
It has been a fabulous ride, made all that much more better because I got share it all with you Bitches!!
What a frigging ride!!

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Hockey Hades on 06/04/08 at 11:45 PM ET”
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“I haven’t commented on the A2Y 19 community thing yet, but I’ll keep it short. It’s awesome. Utterly, and completely awesome. Nothing more to say about all the emotional stuff that everyone has already hashed through. I’ll put it like this—yesterday morning driving to work they were talking about Dan Cleary winning the Cup on the radio, and I almost cried. I thought I was the only person that was literally this insane about the Red Wings. It’s good to know I am not.

Posted by Nathan from Jonny Ericsson’s ice cream truck on 06/06/08 at 09:19 AM ET”
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“A parade live blog?  Are you kidding me?  You guys rock.

Just got back from an interview, the HR guy who interviewed me was from Pittsburgh.  We spent about 15 minutes just talking about hockey.  I think the interview went well.

Posted by cephalopod from Chicago, on the poop deck, no pants on 06/06/08 at 02:14 PM ET”
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“Whatever emotional gulf between the fans and the players that was created by the fact that the Wings won in Pittsburgh was closed on that impossibly hot day that the players paraded down Woodward, telling the fans how much they meant, and how the Cup win was for them.  It was a love-in in every positive sense of the term, and that was the day that it truly sunk in that the Wings won the Cup.

I wouldn’t trade being down there for the world.  It was unbelievable.  Meeting Stanley himself while he was in the hands of Red Wings players, and taking a swig or two, those experiences were just the icing on one hell of a cake.

Posted by George James Malik from South Lyon, MI on 06/22/08 at 03:18 PM ET”
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“Is there a church or a website or something where I can go and accept Ken Holland as my personal Lord and Savior?

Oh my figgin’ god how good are we going to be next year?  Jeez, how freaking stacked can one team get?  I’m speechless.  I am utterly speechless.

Posted by TDeters on 07/02/08 at 01:21 PM ET”
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“I have been waiting for tonight since June5th. The morning after the season ended.  Expectations are high for this season but they always are. I have been watching Red Wing Hockey for over forty years and i am looking forward to forty more.
My boys have all grown up watching good hockey from our beloved Wings, but I have reminded them it hasn’t been all Stanley Cups and good seasons. I’m so glad that the Darkness with Harkness days are far behind.
They serve as a good reminder to be thankful for what we fans have. A great team.

“BRING IT ON!”
“AGAIN!”
Lets Go Red Wings

Posted by Kate from Pa. on 10/09/08 at 04:57 PM ET”
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“Detroit comes out in absolute style.  Sure the Hawks logo and jersey is tight.  But when you put the package together on the Wings… the classic jerseys, the wicked leg socks, and the coaches wearing felt/wool caps… PURE PIMPS BITCHES.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 01/01/09 at 04:50 PM ET”
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“Homer: “You signing renewing and using ink for a name with paper?”

Zetterberg: “Jesus Homer”

Me, 16 January”
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“I want to comment on this post… but I have no idea what you said.

Yet… fascinated.

Posted by HockeyinHD on 02/17/09 at 11:53 AM ET”
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I’m almost to the point of resignation.  Nearly there. Almost at that stage where anything could happen and I’d kind of shrug. Will an early exit be painful?  Oh yes.  But not as painful as if they’d played dominant hockey—the kind of hockey a team with this much frigging talent should play—all year only to lose to an 8 seed.

But I’m not there yet.  Because if this team is owed anything, even a morsel after the regular season they’ve had statistically, it’s this:  they deserve the benefit of the doubt. They earned it last year.  Actually, they earned it the last two years.

Me again, 9 March
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I blame the drinking game.  Clearly the Hockey Gods are frowning on a team whose fanbase doesn’t take the games more seriously.

That, and if you guys don’t cut it out someone is going to drink themself dead.

As far as the game itself goes, let me ask you all a question:  If the Wings had won last night 8-0, whould we be thinking they had the Cup sown up?  I doubt it.

We take losses much harder than we appreciate wins.

Posted by HockeyinHD on 03/01/09 at 01:42 PM ET
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What just makes me pull my hair out though is, how can they not find this embarrassing? Like Chief said, the *#$%@& Islanders are 56 points behind the Wings. When they got down 1-0, how did they not get the motivation to just crush the Islanders to bits?

I’m really questioning Uncle Mike here. This has been a season-long problem, and I can’t believe he’s still letting this slide. These guys clearly don’t seem to get the message that you need to put in 100% every game.

But the even worse thing is, I still think with only a 75% effort, we will make it to the Western Conference Final, only perpetuating the notion that it’s ok for them to slack off. We’ll get mangled by the Sharks at only 75% though.

I’m looking squarely at Babcock. This shit has to stop.

Posted by Alzy from Innisfail, Alberta, Canada on 03/28/09 at 01:34 AM ET
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“You guys are ridiculous.

Watch the game, not the score.

Sometimes the pucks just don’t go in.  It happens.

Posted by Ryan from Toronto on 03/28/09 at 02:03 AM ET”
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The bitching on the Jacket blogs today is intense.  Apparently they feel it’s ok to have too many men on the ice and have them play the puck.  Nice to know they and the Jacket players feel the basic rules shouldn’t apply to them.  Portzline quoted Peca as saying: ”Don’t put the game on the line for that”.  Because you know, if you’re Mike Peca you can’t possibly ever have accountability for anything, it’s always someone else’s fault…

Posted by Primis on 04/24/09 at 09:23 AM ET
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RWBill, 5/1/09
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Here’s to you, to Stevie, to the 19, to our Detroit Red Wings, and to the annihilation of the motherf*cking piece-of-sh!t Anaheim Ducks. May the sweet baby Jesus send them to rot in hell.

LET’S GO RED WINGS!!!!!

Posted by Bella from puddle of her own vomit on 05/14/09 at 06:12 PM ET
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*#$%@& you Anaheim! *#$%@& you refs! Don’t admire your save Hiller! God, I screamed so loud at Buckets’ goal my cat jumped three feet in the air and I think I woke up the neighborhood if not the *#$%@& county. Hopefully my hands will stop shaking soon. Someone pass the booze, stat.

Posted by Aphaea from Pennsylvania on 05/14/09 at 09:45 PM ET
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The Ducks are the biggest collection of a**holes, whiners, and gutless cheap shot artists ever assmebled on one team. And their coach is probably the biggest crybaby in the league.

I usually feel a modicum of respect or sympathy for a team after a playoff series, but the Ducks are absolutely dead to me, in a way even the Avalanche never were. I could at least appreciate and respect players like Sakic and Forsberg. But there isn’t a player on the Ducks who I’d piss on if they were on fire.

One last thing:

Suck it Neidermeyer. Suck it long, suck it hard. That’s not gloating; that’s an order.

Posted by Mandingo from 6’3”, 3 bills on 05/15/09 at 09:42 AM ET
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What a carrot-topped big-talking ineffective-spinning-no-defense whiner.

Before I didn’t mind him all that much - but now I want to epoxy his lips together to make him shut up.  Stop talking until you can play well enough to have a coach trust you not to make a dumbass pass at the blue line in overtime and not recognize that it’s a mistake that you shouldn’t do again.

Posted by Baroque from Michigan on 05/23/09 at 06:36 PM ET
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We are our brothers keeper. I know a lot of people do not think this way but, it is the way I was brought up and, the way we raised our children as well.

This city just took one heck of a punch and it will take years to bring it back but hope is an amazing thing. Like you said Chief it might not be much in the grand scheme but, it is one small thing. Anything is better than nothing.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa. on 06/02/09 at 07:00 AM ET
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We have been oddly immune and blessed the last few months and years.  My father is healthy.  We have a roof over their heads.  Things could be a lot better but we know things could be worse.  I can’t wait until the days when Detroit gets a turn on their bad luck and everyone says “Remember how crappy the state of Michigan was? That was crazy”.  Until then, it’s sports that offer a momentary breath of air, when the world feels suffocating.

When things are bad, I count my blessings.  One blessing, regardless how vain and inconsequential in caring about a sports team, that Michigan has is that they have an organization that has class, brilliance, and a hard work ethic that leads to success to cheer for.

Posted by MarkK from Ithaca on 06/02/09 at 08:05 AM ET
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I’m 46 years old, had 12 years with my company and 23 in my profession, and spent 45 minutes Monday filing for unemployment for the first time in my life. ‘Not an auto worker, but certainly I’ve been affected by their woes. I truly am scared, as there seems to be quite a gap in the employment listings between “Neurosurgeon” and “part-time clerk at Blockbuster.”

I just woke up to get my kids off to school, and the first thing that came to mind as I climbed out of bed was, “I wonder if Datsyuk’s gonna play tonight?” Then I remembered that I have no job. ‘Not sure if that’s anything to brag about, but this team HAS at least given me a bit of a diversion. (Funny, but I can remember when my job provided me with a diversion from the Red Wings.)

Very good post, Chief, very well written. And I don’t want these guys to win this thing for me, or even my family. I don’t want some stupid television network that gives lip service to the sport and the city and the state 99 percent of the time to start using the stupid angle of “CAN THIS TEAM DO IT FOR THE PEOPLE???” I want them to do it for themselves. But I have to think that, yeah, they know what’s going on around them. And while I refuse to use the ‘P’ word, if the opportunity arises to drive down I-75 to Detroit for a little get-together in the coming days, my family will be there. I’ll make a sign that says, “Thank You.”

Posted by Old Red Barn from Saginaw County on 06/02/09 at 08:13 AM ET

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Bella's avatar

WALLY

Posted by Bella on 06/06/09 at 08:11 PM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

Fuching Fil. Em. Up.

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from Lidstrom's head telling him 1 more year on 06/06/09 at 08:11 PM ET

J.J. from Kansas's avatar

RED BLUR MOTHERF*CKERS!

Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 06/06/09 at 08:11 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 06/06/09 at 08:11 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

BITCHESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Posted by RWBill from the Land of 12 in 12. on 06/06/09 at 08:11 PM ET

Incognetis's avatar

There are entire parts of New York City that I avoid for this simple reason. I can tell you this from having to interact with them on occasion is that their lives are more pathetic than you can imagine. Any pox you wish upon them has been fulfilled. This thought makes me happy.

The girlfriend’s sister and bro-in-law live in Bay Ridge, and there’s a possibility we might be moving up there together early next year once we both finish grad school.  I’ve only visited a couple times but love it up there.  Although, every last hipster in Williamsburg can go ahead and die.

Posted by Incognetis from Delaware... Hi... I'm in... Delaware on 06/06/09 at 08:11 PM ET

Jennemy of the Skate's avatar

Filllllllll!!!! Sweet. That was freaking awesome.

Posted by Jennemy of the Skate from putting the b*tches in the box on 06/06/09 at 08:11 PM ET

IwoCPO's avatar

YES
YES
YES
and no, that’s not because my wife just passed out

Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 06/06/09 at 08:11 PM ET

rock & rye's avatar

VALTERI!

Posted by rock & rye from Cartersville, Ga on 06/06/09 at 08:11 PM ET

creasemonkey's avatar

FILP!

Posted by creasemonkey from Murph's flask on 06/06/09 at 08:11 PM ET

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I knew they were going to score..just knew it

Posted by UMFan from Colorado on 06/06/09 at 08:11 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

Osgood with the assist.

not elite, of course.

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 06/06/09 at 08:11 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Pavel magic and no soup - dratto

Then who, who???

FIL!!!!!

What a pass by Ozzie!!!!

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 06/06/09 at 08:11 PM ET

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Ozzie with the Assist!  Wally!

Posted by Ha Hockey on 06/06/09 at 08:11 PM ET

jman077's avatar

Wooohoo.

I love the “score right after the power play” thing.

Hehe. Crosby misses.

Posted by jman077 from North Detrooooit on 06/06/09 at 08:12 PM ET

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Ozzie with the 2nd assist!! A PP Goal!

I’m phugging happy jack.

Let’s Go Red Wings!

Posted by Deuce from Brooklyn on 06/06/09 at 08:12 PM ET

Gabriel's avatar

Old superstition: Wings score when I pee.

New superstition: Wings score while I have a mouthful of spaghetti.

I’ll leave it to your imagination about which one causes the bigger mess.

Posted by Gabriel from San Diego, CA on 06/06/09 at 08:12 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

5 X 5 GOALS BITCHES!

I love ol’ Puddin Mitt in JLA!

Posted by RWBill from the Land of 12 in 12. on 06/06/09 at 08:12 PM ET

MarkK's avatar

Doesn’t matter for Ozzy because only Brodeur and Lundqvist are elite, puckmoving goalies.

Posted by MarkK from Maryland on 06/06/09 at 08:12 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

a hit by Scuderi on Helm?  what *#$%@& game are they watching?

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 06/06/09 at 08:13 PM ET

Incognetis's avatar

Boy the Wings sure look tired and run-down.

Posted by Incognetis from Delaware... Hi... I'm in... Delaware on 06/06/09 at 08:13 PM ET

TeamDub's avatar

Evenin’ BoB.

Gabe(!)

You obviously have to pee on your noodles, drop a deuce then shoot some tequila.

Posted by TeamDub from The gratch. on 06/06/09 at 08:14 PM ET

Jennemy of the Skate's avatar

Old superstition: Wings score when I pee.

New superstition: Wings score while I have a mouthful of spaghetti.

I’ll leave it to your imagination about which one causes the bigger mess.

So as long as you have something going in or coming out, the Wings score?

Posted by Jennemy of the Skate from putting the b*tches in the box on 06/06/09 at 08:14 PM ET

Incognetis's avatar

Doesn’t matter for Ozzy because only Brodeur and Lundqvist are elite, puckmoving goalies.

Don’t forget Marty Tur…. ahahahaha, sorry I couldn’t even finish typing that without laughing.

Posted by Incognetis from Delaware... Hi... I'm in... Delaware on 06/06/09 at 08:15 PM ET

jman077's avatar

Old superstition: Wings score when I pee.

New superstition: Wings score while I have a mouthful of spaghetti.

I’ll leave it to your imagination about which one causes the bigger mess.

I happily endorse this new superstition.

I do not, however, believe in my new “The Wings score when I don’t switch from the Tigers game until a half-minute into the period” superstition.

Posted by jman077 from North Detrooooit on 06/06/09 at 08:15 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

01:44 DET Valtteri Filppula (3) Backhand - Assists: M. Hossa (9) & C. Osgood (1)

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 06/06/09 at 08:15 PM ET

jennyquarx's avatar

That goal was a thing of beauty.

Posted by jennyquarx on 06/06/09 at 08:15 PM ET

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  Old superstition: Wings score when I pee.

  New superstition: Wings score while I have a mouthful of spaghetti.

  I’ll leave it to your imagination about which one causes the bigger mess.

I’ll take “Things that have to do with noodles for $100 Alex?

Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 06/06/09 at 08:16 PM ET

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Gabe, I was just going to tell you that you’re allowed to relieve yourself now…

...but that sounds bad.

and no, that’s not because my wife just passed out

Thank god for the time difference, mine’s asleep.

Posted by AndrewFromAnnArbor from Fortress Europe on 06/06/09 at 08:16 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

CLAAAAAAAANG for Hoss

Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 06/06/09 at 08:16 PM ET

Bella's avatar

Damn. Bulls on Parade so close.

Posted by Bella on 06/06/09 at 08:17 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Hoss = CLANCK

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 06/06/09 at 08:17 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

... breath ... puke ... breath ...

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 06/06/09 at 08:17 PM ET

Jennemy of the Skate's avatar

You obviously have to pee on your noodles, drop a deuce then shoot some tequila.

Holy crap… I just nearly choked on my lemonade. That was awesome Dub.

Posted by Jennemy of the Skate from putting the b*tches in the box on 06/06/09 at 08:17 PM ET

J.J. from Kansas's avatar

Datsyuk.  That is all.

Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 06/06/09 at 08:18 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

PP Bitches = SKATE TO THROAT

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 06/06/09 at 08:18 PM ET

IwoCPO's avatar

man, man. datsyuk makes such a difference.

Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 06/06/09 at 08:18 PM ET

AndrewFromAnnArbor's avatar

Penalty on their best PKing defenseman.  I’ll take it.

Posted by AndrewFromAnnArbor from Fortress Europe on 06/06/09 at 08:18 PM ET

rock & rye's avatar

Got them reeling, hit them with a knockout punch

Posted by rock & rye from Cartersville, Ga on 06/06/09 at 08:18 PM ET

Gabriel's avatar

You obviously have to pee on your noodles, drop a deuce then shoot some tequila.

So as long as you have something going in or coming out, the Wings score?

Gabe, I was just going to tell you that you’re allowed to relieve yourself now…

...but that sounds bad.

I suddenly feel like I’m in a Hunter S. Thompson book.

Posted by Gabriel from San Diego, CA on 06/06/09 at 08:19 PM ET

Bella's avatar

KRONNER DANGLE!

Posted by Bella on 06/06/09 at 08:19 PM ET

VooX's avatar

The Wings are on fire.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 06/06/09 at 08:19 PM ET

jman077's avatar

KRONWALL!!!!!

Posted by jman077 from North Detrooooit on 06/06/09 at 08:19 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

YYYYYEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 06/06/09 at 08:19 PM ET

rock & rye's avatar

MUF just got Kronwalled

Posted by rock & rye from Cartersville, Ga on 06/06/09 at 08:19 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

I just scared the hell out of my wife and dog.
JR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 06/06/09 at 08:19 PM ET

AndrewFromAnnArbor's avatar

KRONNER!

JUNIOR’s pinching puts the dagger in!

Posted by AndrewFromAnnArbor from Fortress Europe on 06/06/09 at 08:19 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

I was going to ask wtf Kronwall was doing in the corner with the puck, but ehhh…never mind.

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 06/06/09 at 08:19 PM ET

MarkK's avatar

I can’t see too well was that Brendan Shanahan?

Posted by MarkK from Maryland on 06/06/09 at 08:19 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

WOOOHOOOO

BITCHES!!!!


KRONNER—DAMN

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 06/06/09 at 08:19 PM ET

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