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A few issues.  First, I’ve decided Live Blogs for road games will feature lyrics specific to the state in which the Wings are playing.  Oh, I know.  It’s nutty.  But that’s who I am.

Secondly, I’ve decided to decree something.  I’m not sure if I spelled “decree” correctly, but decreeing I am.  Any game in which the Wings are outshot, I’m decreeing it a loss.  And my decree will be so public as to snap the Wings out of their bowls of milk (hangovers). 

It’s a Live Blog bitches.  A post-hangover Live Blog featuring the guy who’s picked against the Wings in practically every series the last five years.  Your thoughtful prose is welcome, along with your courtesy and restraint (Stones reference).

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MOWingsfan19's avatar

Chief, I just snarfed chili dog out my nose I think.
That’s g’damn funny. The Mullets big mouth and all

Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 11/13/08 at 07:54 PM ET

Gabriel's avatar

Am I justl numb from the last game, or is this a really slow, boring start?

Posted by Gabriel from San Diego, CA on 11/13/08 at 07:55 PM ET

Gabriel's avatar

Maybe it’s the lights. Makes me think it’s sleepytime.

Posted by Gabriel from San Diego, CA on 11/13/08 at 07:56 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

Both Gabe.

Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 11/13/08 at 07:56 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

Godzilla not a Cap still sounds odd to my knot head

Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 11/13/08 at 07:57 PM ET

J.J. from Kansas's avatar

Forwards trying to do too much cycling down low.  I’d like to see them get the D-men more involved in the zone.

Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 11/13/08 at 07:57 PM ET

cephalopod's avatar

Didn’t Lecavlier wear 19 once upon a time?

Posted by cephalopod from Chicago...nope, still not over it. on 11/13/08 at 07:57 PM ET

J.J. from Kansas's avatar

Of course they start doing it right as I’m typing about it…

Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 11/13/08 at 07:58 PM ET

IwoCPO's avatar

Has Franzen even been on the ice?  I’m serious. I haven’t even noticed him yet.

Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 11/13/08 at 07:58 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

First whistle.  Get ready for the rain.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Land of Ice and Snow on 11/13/08 at 08:00 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

Flat footed sumbitches.

Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 11/13/08 at 08:00 PM ET

Gabriel's avatar

You can tell Mick’s spitting all over the mic.

Posted by Gabriel from San Diego, CA on 11/13/08 at 08:00 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

WWGRD, fall down.

Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 11/13/08 at 08:01 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

Lilja knocked him down with his mind.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Land of Ice and Snow on 11/13/08 at 08:02 PM ET

J.J. from Kansas's avatar

Fil just got away with a hook twice as bad as the one that put us down 5-3 on Tuesday.

Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 11/13/08 at 08:02 PM ET

IwoCPO's avatar

“Hossa had 26 points in the playoffs to help the Wings win the Cup”????

Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 11/13/08 at 08:02 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

There my Mule…  but I think the song is Where’s My Mule

Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 11/13/08 at 08:02 PM ET

Gabriel's avatar

?? Chief, who said that?

Posted by Gabriel from San Diego, CA on 11/13/08 at 08:03 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

“Hossa had 26 points in the playoffs to help the Wings win the Cup”????

Someone been sippin’ Grampa’s cough syrup again?

Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 11/13/08 at 08:03 PM ET

VooX's avatar

damn. Kronwall over commuted on the blue line.  And Ozzie I’d living up to his .880 sv%

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 11/13/08 at 08:03 PM ET

Gabriel's avatar

damn. Kronwall over commuted on the blue line.  And Ozzie I’d living up to his .880 sv%

Watch what happens when beer and keyboard collide…;)

Posted by Gabriel from San Diego, CA on 11/13/08 at 08:05 PM ET

IwoCPO's avatar

One of the TB announcers said it…I think.

Probably not a good sign of hangover relief when a guy with six chins breezes up the wing without being touched then scores.

Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 11/13/08 at 08:05 PM ET

J.J. from Kansas's avatar

Watching Pit/Phi during commercial break and “hockey’s best player” just slid into the boards without much help from Braydon Coburn.

Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 11/13/08 at 08:06 PM ET

IwoCPO's avatar

Same here JJ. We must have tuned in at exactly the same time.  And the call was “holding”.

Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 11/13/08 at 08:07 PM ET

VooX's avatar

Gabe, add the iPhone keyboard to sausages and Canadian Cigars and ggdsgrcb!

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 11/13/08 at 08:09 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

Here comes the rain.  Freaking whistles.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Land of Ice and Snow on 11/13/08 at 08:10 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

Gary.Ass. Is everyeffingwhere.
I’ve been flipping too

Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 11/13/08 at 08:10 PM ET

J.J. from Kansas's avatar

What a weird period.  Best scoring chance by Maltby and Lilja as the best Wings D-Man on the ice.

Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 11/13/08 at 08:11 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

Umm…. uh oh.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Land of Ice and Snow on 11/13/08 at 08:12 PM ET

IwoCPO's avatar

Off Kronwall’s skate

Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 11/13/08 at 08:12 PM ET

Gabriel's avatar

Hossa’s been invisible.  Time to let him see what it’s like on the 2nd line…let’s reunite the Circus for a bit.

Posted by Gabriel from San Diego, CA on 11/13/08 at 08:13 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Somebody shoot me.

Posted by monkey from here to Timbuktu on 11/13/08 at 08:14 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Man… do the Wings look flat or what?

Posted by calquake on 11/13/08 at 08:14 PM ET

cephalopod's avatar

Who are these clowns?

Posted by cephalopod from Chicago...nope, still not over it. on 11/13/08 at 08:14 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

let’s reunite the Circus for a bit.

Z of all needs the attaboy. Give it a ride for 20 minutes. What’s to lose?
Seriously. Somethings gotta give.

Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 11/13/08 at 08:14 PM ET

Gabriel's avatar

Ha!  I just had a thought.  Wouldn’t it be funny if that Wings just kept playing like this and actually missed the playoffs?

Ha…

ha…

Posted by Gabriel from San Diego, CA on 11/13/08 at 08:16 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

I’m glad I filled the beer drawer, looks like I might need it… thanks Gabe.

Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 11/13/08 at 08:17 PM ET

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That was God-awful. Our star players are playing worse than guys like Maltby, Kopecky…Lilja…

Posted by Tyler from Arizona on 11/13/08 at 08:19 PM ET

moocat's avatar

What the hell does Tomas Kopecky bring the to team?

Bring Leino up and give Z someone to work with.

Posted by moocat on 11/13/08 at 08:20 PM ET

IwoCPO's avatar

Ha!  I just had a thought.  Wouldn’t it be funny if that Wings just kept playing like this and actually missed the playoffs?

Ha…

ha…

Not sure if my neighbors realize just how flammable their house is.

Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 11/13/08 at 08:21 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

Quiet soft spoken Nik needs to slam the locker room door and kick everyones a$$ starting with his. There are times that hell need be raised. This might be one.
Represent the fire of the eyes that lived in that C for 20 years.

Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 11/13/08 at 08:22 PM ET

J.J. from Kansas's avatar

No pressure in the zone. Nobody going to the net.  High-risk cross-ice passes at our own blue line.  This is not Red Wings hockey.

Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 11/13/08 at 08:22 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

Not sure if my neighbors realize just how flammable their house is.

After last year, if they didn’t build a concrete house it’s their bad Chief.

Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 11/13/08 at 08:22 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

Note to Ryan Malones wife, RWBill has seen you…..

Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 11/13/08 at 08:24 PM ET

VooX's avatar

hey Chief don’t forget Mullet hippocracized the past two years by calling us one of the top five best run franchises in the world.  I feel dirty and sorry for Stamkos.  His personal friend gives him the job and he kisses Tick-Tock’s butt.  Limited shelf life.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 11/13/08 at 08:24 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

Wonder if the Mullet has a back door open to return to EPSN with the odd chance he gets the boot?

Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 11/13/08 at 08:27 PM ET

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Kopecky is one of our hardest workers and is great at getting the puck around…

Posted by Tyler from Arizona on 11/13/08 at 08:31 PM ET

IwoCPO's avatar

A Wing pp would make me smile right now.

Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 11/13/08 at 08:32 PM ET

Gabriel's avatar

Screw this. Forget calling the next goal.  Who do you have for the next turnover?

Posted by Gabriel from San Diego, CA on 11/13/08 at 08:33 PM ET

Gabriel's avatar

...too angry to enjoy that goal.

Posted by Gabriel from San Diego, CA on 11/13/08 at 08:34 PM ET

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