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Could It Be The North Wind They’d Been Feeling? Yep. And A Game 4 Live Blog’s Coming With It
by IwoCPO on 05/14/08 at 07:23 PM ET
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As usual, I’ll be aboard for the drop of the puck. It’s essential that you leave all adult pretense behind. There is no room, and I’m serious, for mature thought.
It’s a Game 4 Live Blog. Finish it.
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here we go! this is going to be a good period of hockey
Posted by yzer19man from chicago on 05/14/08 at 08:54 PM ET
I make no apologies for saying I’d let that edge girl in my nostril.
I’d let her ride my zamboni anytime.
Posted by Dave on 05/14/08 at 08:54 PM ET
namu myoho renge kyo
Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 05/14/08 at 08:55 PM ET
Evening. Sorry I’m late. Boy, I showed up just in time to see the trainwreck...er...goal. Tonight’s offering from Virginia, in exhchange of a Wings goal is a 2 year old Briard named Bella.
Posted by WingBitch from Virginia on 05/14/08 at 08:55 PM ET
Z!!! GAME ON BITHCES!!!!
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Hockey Netherworld on 05/14/08 at 08:56 PM ET
Oh, Z, you magnificent bastard!!
Posted by Matt from Chicago on 05/14/08 at 08:56 PM ET
TSN announcers are all about the disallowed goal...I think we should put one of them in a ref uniform and slap skates on ‘em.
And THAT’S how you tie a game that should be a lead. Z!
Posted by AndrewFromAnnArbor on 05/14/08 at 08:56 PM ET
Gee. Glad that worked. Bye you silly mutt! GOAL!!!
Posted by WingBitch from Virginia on 05/14/08 at 08:56 PM ET
prophetic on Andrew’s Stars Blog:
I barely believe that we have a lead. . .No worries. It’ll be gone soon.
Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 05/14/08 at 08:56 PM ET
I love good predictions!
Posted by yzer19man from chicago on 05/14/08 at 08:56 PM ET
“This line doing a great job of not allowing odd man rushes...”
3 on 2, Z scores.
Posted by Steve J from Columbus, OH on 05/14/08 at 08:56 PM ET
and we score 30 seconds after I chant…
namu myoho renge kyo
cause that’s how I roll mofos
Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 05/14/08 at 08:56 PM ET
Let the circus in Marty’s head begin...Dats is the ring master
Posted by Osrt on 05/14/08 at 08:56 PM ET
and from DC a dog named Sailor is nervous.
Posted by IwoCPO from Washington, DC on 05/14/08 at 08:56 PM ET
Stop me if you’ve heard this one before.
Turco lets in a softie.
Posted by HockeyJoe from NY on 05/14/08 at 08:56 PM ET
ZETTERMONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by PB on 05/14/08 at 08:57 PM ET
Turco: “That wasn’t Datsyuk?! All these Europeans look the same!”
Posted by Nate A from Dark side of the moon on 05/14/08 at 08:57 PM ET
Damn Helm is fast
Wings really buzzing
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Hockey Netherworld on 05/14/08 at 08:58 PM ET
Oh jimminy crickets.
Posted by Jennemy of the Skate from putting the b*tches in the box on 05/14/08 at 08:58 PM ET
Terrible Ice...that’s all slush. Puck getting stuck in puddles..
Posted by Osrt on 05/14/08 at 08:59 PM ET
Helm is an explosive skater! gotta figure he has earned himself a permanent spot on the roster for next year.
Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 05/14/08 at 08:59 PM ET
DAL had the lead for 71 SECS!!!
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Hockey Netherworld on 05/14/08 at 08:59 PM ET
Pretty marginal trip, but par for the course, I spose. GO WINGS
Posted by mudshark from Divetown, Colorado on 05/14/08 at 08:59 PM ET
I seriously have broken out in hives over this sh*t.
Posted by WingBitch from Virginia on 05/14/08 at 08:59 PM ET
Yeah, Orst. Looks like they’re skating in puddin’. That’s right, puddin.
Posted by mudshark from Divetown, Colorado on 05/14/08 at 09:00 PM ET
Oh the TSN feed is so much easier on the ears.
Posted by PB on 05/14/08 at 09:01 PM ET
Did I just hear them compared to soccer players?! Travesty.
Posted by WingBitch from Virginia on 05/14/08 at 09:01 PM ET
WHY did Sammy let that pass go by him? He could have had that easily.
Posted by AndrewFromAnnArbor on 05/14/08 at 09:01 PM ET
Somebody wanna them we’re on the PP?
Posted by mudshark from Divetown, Colorado on 05/14/08 at 09:01 PM ET
Stars keep stacking the blueline and Wings keep trying to skate the puck into the zone.
Posted by Dave on 05/14/08 at 09:01 PM ET
WTF was that Raffy?
Andy why is everyone trying to skate though the blueline?
Posted by Osrt on 05/14/08 at 09:02 PM ET
Alright guys, we need an answer here.
Posted by mudshark from Divetown, Colorado on 05/14/08 at 09:03 PM ET
Cleary with no stick --DAL puck in the net
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Hockey Netherworld on 05/14/08 at 09:03 PM ET
Buckets with no stick...Drapes a milisecond too late.
The only lead that matters is at the end of the game.
Posted by Osrt on 05/14/08 at 09:03 PM ET
why are you all so worried? do you really think Dallas is going to win 3 more if they win tonight?
Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 05/14/08 at 09:04 PM ET
Uh, ref...Morrow had his ass in Ozzie’s face and his stick on Ozzie’s stick. Sure you don’t want to call that?
Posted by AndrewFromAnnArbor on 05/14/08 at 09:04 PM ET
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