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Could It Be The North Wind They’d Been Feeling?  Yep. And A Game 4 Live Blog’s Coming With It

As usual, I’ll be aboard for the drop of the puck.  It’s essential that you leave all adult pretense behind.  There is no room, and I’m serious, for mature thought.

It’s a Game 4 Live Blog.  Finish it.

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PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

holy crap.  that wasn’t even close to offsides.  his back foot was still a foot behind the blue line.  wtf?!

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 05/14/08 at 07:23 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

DET winning the board battles on the PK

Stuie must have put rockets in his skates tonight

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Hockey Netherworld on 05/14/08 at 07:23 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

How many ineffective PP for the Stars now this series?

Posted by Nate A from Dark side of the moon on 05/14/08 at 07:23 PM ET

Osrt's avatar

positional play for Ozzie…

...and the Olczyk begins riding Oz’s jock…

Posted by Osrt on 05/14/08 at 07:24 PM ET

mudshark's avatar

I’ll give that an 8.7.

Posted by mudshark from Divetown, Colorado on 05/14/08 at 07:25 PM ET

IwoCPO's avatar

I guess the cliche’d first ten minutes just turned into the first twelve.

Lidstrom in the box.  Not good.

Posted by IwoCPO from Washington, DC on 05/14/08 at 07:25 PM ET

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Nick in the box.  #%^$@$%

Posted by Matt from Chicago on 05/14/08 at 07:25 PM ET

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Yeah, I saw interference too, ref-- only it was a green sweater…

Posted by AndrewFromAnnArbor on 05/14/08 at 07:25 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

I must be hallucenating but I could have swore I saw Nick in the Sin bin

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Hockey Netherworld on 05/14/08 at 07:25 PM ET

Jockey full of bourbon's avatar

boy the refs are gonna give dallas every chance possible to get a win tonight

Posted by Jockey full of bourbon on 05/14/08 at 07:26 PM ET

mudshark's avatar

Shades of the CMOI there… Stay in the *#$%@& net!!!

Posted by mudshark from Divetown, Colorado on 05/14/08 at 07:26 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

Zetterberg > all five Stars

amazing.

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 05/14/08 at 07:27 PM ET

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Z is a frigging wizard

Posted by Matt from Chicago on 05/14/08 at 07:27 PM ET

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OK.  Fine.  To play Dallas, we don’t need 5 skaters.

Posted by jrl123 on 05/14/08 at 07:27 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Z—all world on the PK!!

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Hockey Netherworld on 05/14/08 at 07:28 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Okay, breathe now!

Posted by Rumbear from Sandy Eggo on 05/14/08 at 07:28 PM ET

Osrt's avatar

May have saved a goal...they’re playing for their lives!

Z is challenging Oz for the Conn Smythe

Posted by Osrt on 05/14/08 at 07:28 PM ET

IwoCPO's avatar

If selke voting was still underway it would be unanimous for zetterberg.

Posted by IwoCPO from Washington, DC on 05/14/08 at 07:28 PM ET

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Way to kill a penalty there, Z.  Take the puck and make 80% of their skaters chase you.

Posted by AndrewFromAnnArbor on 05/14/08 at 07:28 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Ok boys, Ozzie has kept the team in the game—how bout we score one or two to share the love

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Hockey Netherworld on 05/14/08 at 07:29 PM ET

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Second line has to be a lot fracking sharper.

Posted by Ryan from Toronto on 05/14/08 at 07:29 PM ET

Jennemy of the Skate's avatar

boy the refs are gonna give dallas every chance possible to get a win tonight

Yah, I noticed that too.

Posted by Jennemy of the Skate from putting the b*tches in the box on 05/14/08 at 07:30 PM ET

mudshark's avatar

This is muckety-muck crap.  What clutching and grabbing?

Posted by mudshark from Divetown, Colorado on 05/14/08 at 07:31 PM ET

Jennemy of the Skate's avatar

What the F.

Posted by Jennemy of the Skate from putting the b*tches in the box on 05/14/08 at 07:32 PM ET

mudshark's avatar

Oh crap.  My bad.

Posted by mudshark from Divetown, Colorado on 05/14/08 at 07:32 PM ET

Osrt's avatar

Interesting. Dallas seems to be playing Angelic hockey. Wow

Posted by Osrt on 05/14/08 at 07:32 PM ET

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“OK Stars, this is your last freebie.”

Posted by Matt from Chicago on 05/14/08 at 07:32 PM ET

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One of the commentators just called Z, Dats, Homer, Nick, and Raffi The Fab Five...now I want to punch a nun.

WHY must these commentators be such fairies?!?

Detroit #25, two minutes, Having a 3-0 Series Lead.

Posted by AndrewFromAnnArbor on 05/14/08 at 07:32 PM ET

mudshark's avatar

I’m just glad is playing such a disciplined, clean, skill game tonight.  It would be a shame if they had to, like, try to kill a penalty or something.

Posted by mudshark from Divetown, Colorado on 05/14/08 at 07:33 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

WTF!!!  Again to the freaking penalty box!

boy the refs are gonna give dallas every chance possible to get a win tonight

DJ may get the award for Understatement of the night!!!

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Hockey Netherworld on 05/14/08 at 07:33 PM ET

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Well at least the officials know their whistles work.  Where was that holding the stick last game!

Posted by Dave on 05/14/08 at 07:33 PM ET

Osrt's avatar

beautiful Cleary

Posted by Osrt on 05/14/08 at 07:33 PM ET

mudshark's avatar

Forgot the “Bubba Sr.” in there… Buckets comes up big.

Posted by mudshark from Divetown, Colorado on 05/14/08 at 07:33 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

it’s ok, some even-up bs penalties will be called against the Stars…

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 05/14/08 at 07:34 PM ET

Osrt's avatar

Detroit #25, two minutes, Having a 3-0 Series Lead.

lol Andrew

Posted by Osrt on 05/14/08 at 07:34 PM ET

Jennemy of the Skate's avatar

Have we got any more information on the tests that were run on Franzen?

Posted by Jennemy of the Skate from putting the b*tches in the box on 05/14/08 at 07:35 PM ET

Osrt's avatar

ZZZZZZZ

Posted by Osrt on 05/14/08 at 07:35 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

Selkeberg with a phenomenal pass deflection!

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 05/14/08 at 07:35 PM ET

mudshark's avatar

Z again.  Unfrigginbelievable.

Posted by mudshark from Divetown, Colorado on 05/14/08 at 07:35 PM ET

mudshark's avatar

Selkeberg. lol

Posted by mudshark from Divetown, Colorado on 05/14/08 at 07:35 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

At what point does desperation turn into despair?

Posted by Nate A from Dark side of the moon on 05/14/08 at 07:36 PM ET

wingsfanindenver's avatar

woo hoo internet back up!

The next time someone says that Osgood didn’t really play spactacular i’m gonna point to this period.

Posted by wingsfanindenver on 05/14/08 at 07:36 PM ET

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Hey Hagman, indecisive much?

There’s another way to kill a penalty-- stand there and watch their pinched-in point man stickhandle badly in the same spot for twenty seconds.

Posted by AndrewFromAnnArbor on 05/14/08 at 07:36 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

Datsyuk, Samuelsson, and McCarty?  wtf is going on?

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 05/14/08 at 07:36 PM ET

mudshark's avatar

Raffi’s gonna give me a heart attack…

Posted by mudshark from Divetown, Colorado on 05/14/08 at 07:36 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Hank—Selke play again denying the far side of the cage

No shots on the Stars PP

So we know DET can play defense

How bout some goal scoring skills

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Hockey Netherworld on 05/14/08 at 07:36 PM ET

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“Holding the stick”...isn’t that what Pronger is doing right about now?

Posted by Matt from Chicago on 05/14/08 at 07:37 PM ET

Osrt's avatar

Is Ozzie breaking a sweat?  I think I just saw a sweat bead.

Posted by Osrt on 05/14/08 at 07:37 PM ET

Jennemy of the Skate's avatar

Ok, Wings gotta get some offense going. Enough with the PK.

Posted by Jennemy of the Skate from putting the b*tches in the box on 05/14/08 at 07:38 PM ET

Osrt's avatar

Datsyuk, Samuelsson, and McCarty?  wtf is going on?

That’s what I was noticing earlier. Is that just middle of change stuff?

Posted by Osrt on 05/14/08 at 07:39 PM ET

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