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Dater: Drink Up Dive Fans
by IwoCPO on 12/27/08 at 08:08 PM ET
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Saw this yesterday and decided to save it for tonite’s extravaganza from the Ass Can. Adrian Dater, after several paragraphs devoted to the Dive’s number one center---Tyler Arnason---has this recommendation for the 14 die hard Denver fans left in his dear city.
...if I’m a fan of the Avs, I’m taking a good, stiff drink before tomorrow’s game.
All the spritzers you can sip, Dive fans. Send the bill to Adrian.
It’s a Live Blog bitches. Let’s hope this one turns out better than the one December 15th.
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Ask Joe Sakic...he’s doing the same thing about now
4 freakin posts? are you serious?
I’m telling you...blame the gremlin behind Babcock. She’s been hexing him all night.
Posted by The Hurricane on 12/27/08 at 10:12 PM ET
One goes in and something is going to be set on fire.
We’ve hit ‘nuf posts for the &@#$ night
Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 12/27/08 at 10:13 PM ET
Ser-fuc-iou-ing-ly??
Yep! And another Dive power play after the break bitches!!
Posted by IwoCPO from Washington, DC on 12/27/08 at 10:13 PM ET
Just warmin’ up for the WC. Gary.Ass. Texted the memo to the refs.
Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 12/27/08 at 10:15 PM ET
“Hooking” and “interference” ruin another good game.
iChing security captcha is 13town. Interpretation: Look to Pavel, faithful.
Cheers from Sharkville.
Posted by Seaner from San Jose on 12/27/08 at 10:18 PM ET
Raffy can’t find the #&% puck to save his a$$.
Hard work my arse.
Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 12/27/08 at 10:20 PM ET
The gremlin took her coat off....she is uncomfortable.
Posted by The Hurricane on 12/27/08 at 10:25 PM ET
I think I have 8 beers in the fridge.
That might not get me thru the game if I keep watching.
Foote takes Clearys stick out if his hand and thats not a penalty?
Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 12/27/08 at 10:27 PM ET
Pavel. The captcha iChing prophesied it. Next 52horse. Interpretation: THE MULE?
Posted by Seaner from San Jose on 12/27/08 at 10:29 PM ET
That should be a set play. Homer moves out and goalie assumes the puck is going that way too.
And Hoss eating people alive.
Posted by Osrt on 12/27/08 at 10:30 PM ET
Someone finally woke Hoss up that shift. Maybe it was the red light
Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 12/27/08 at 10:30 PM ET
Is this is a Wing or asspumper power play coming up? Altitude asswipes didn’t say.
Posted by IwoCPO from Washington, DC on 12/27/08 at 10:31 PM ET
Or, Hossa, the f-ing Stallion, mang. Who knows?
Posted by Seaner on 12/27/08 at 10:31 PM ET
Unbelievable that we’re back in this game.
And Gary’s orgasm of a boxscore: 5 goals. All power plays.
Posted by IwoCPO from Washington, DC on 12/27/08 at 10:33 PM ET
Sammy with a low tippable shot. Apocalypse, I’m telling you.
Posted by Osrt on 12/27/08 at 10:33 PM ET
Aww, who cares if it’s HOMER, another goal is a nice anxiolytic. Another Pavel point, however.
Posted by Seaner on 12/27/08 at 10:34 PM ET
Am I hearing things or was that a “Lets Go Red Wings” chant?
Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 12/27/08 at 10:34 PM ET
The wife made me turn off Soul Calibre 4 just as the comeback started. Holy shit.
Posted by DetroitHockey on 12/27/08 at 10:36 PM ET
IChing has spoken....again.
Cursed be the gremlin....
Posted by The Hurricane on 12/27/08 at 10:36 PM ET
Am I hearing things or was that a “Lets Go Red Wings” chant?
Confirmed.
Posted by IwoCPO from Washington, DC on 12/27/08 at 10:36 PM ET
THE MULE, as predicted (though not in linear time). captcha: side43; our side 4-3; final prediction, although I would like 7-3.
Posted by Seaner on 12/27/08 at 10:37 PM ET
Going to be an interesting 3rd. Momentum on our side with a side dish of tired legs.....
Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 12/27/08 at 10:37 PM ET
“THE WILL OF A CHAMPION”
Posted by Seaner on 12/27/08 at 10:39 PM ET
Not the best time to be out of beer.
Posted by IwoCPO from Washington, DC on 12/27/08 at 10:39 PM ET
Rum, it’s not just for breakfast anymore.
Posted by Rumbear from Sandy Eggo on 12/27/08 at 10:03 PM ET
I can think of nothing to add to that.
Posted by RWBill from jabbing a six inch sewing needle into my eye. on 12/27/08 at 10:42 PM ET
Not the best time to be out of beer.
Chief, Cowboy Up!
Time to raid the likker cabinet!!
(for the team, of course)
Posted by Rumbear from Sandy Eggo on 12/27/08 at 10:43 PM ET
yes the Red Wings fans were loud and clear in the wxyt streaming feed, dont know about the tv cuz I’ve got the AvsBitches muted.
Who is going to wake up Tyler like he asked or should we just let him sleep it off?
Posted by RWBill from jabbing a six inch sewing needle into my eye. on 12/27/08 at 10:44 PM ET
Bring a straw back to the Hasek, Chief. After Mule’s goal all hands went up and all beers went down. It’s like a frat party back here...minus the 1/2 naked sorority girls of course.
Posted by The Hurricane on 12/27/08 at 10:45 PM ET
2d Intermission side note.
Career High Wii Sports Bowling 240 today. Had Wii for 2 days now. I’ve been an xbox man and COD World at War online (or single player campaign) is addictive. blowing up shit.
Nice of Jack Bauer to do the voice overs for World at War.
Posted by RWBill from jabbing a six inch sewing needle into my eye. on 12/27/08 at 10:47 PM ET
Skipping the second period worked! Thank you, Yvonne Strahovski, you goddess.
Posted by Tyler from Arizona on 12/27/08 at 10:48 PM ET
Not the best time to be out of beer.
There’s a good time to be out of beer?
Posted by Gabriel from San Diego, CA on 12/27/08 at 10:49 PM ET
RWBill....
The bowling training is the ULTIMATE. Keeps adding pins. 740 is my high.
The trick is to bank it off the bumper to the right.
Posted by The Hurricane on 12/27/08 at 10:51 PM ET
There’s a good time to be out of beer?
It’s the very, very brief time between when that news means that the in-laws are leaving and the time they’re gone and you curse the luck that now you can’t enjoy it.
Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 12/27/08 at 10:52 PM ET
Career High Wii Sports Bowling 240 today.
Keep practicing grasshopper.
Went ahead and cracked open the southern comfort. This could get ugly.
Posted by IwoCPO from Washington, DC on 12/27/08 at 10:54 PM ET
Thank you, Yvonne Strahovski, you goddess.
Posted by Tyler from Arizona on 12/27/08 at 10:48 PM ET
Do you think Chuck gets in on this? Naw.
I don’t know what she had to do with anything but that is one hot athletic bod.
Posted by RWBill from jabbing a six inch sewing needle into my eye. on 12/27/08 at 10:57 PM ET
Second in a row Footer. Savvy veteran stuff there brother.
Posted by IwoCPO from Washington, DC on 12/27/08 at 10:57 PM ET
Oh my, the 3rd consecutive penalty against the Aves. Boo Hoo.
Posted by Seaner on 12/27/08 at 10:57 PM ET
crap just missing again
Posted by RWBill from jabbing a six inch sewing needle into my eye. on 12/27/08 at 10:59 PM ET
Every save Conklin makes looks like a struggle. Not just tonite. Every single save.
Posted by IwoCPO from Washington, DC on 12/27/08 at 11:00 PM ET
“Lidstrom’s absence from the lineup opens a spot on the point for Samuelsson”
Another proof that the Altitude asses can’t be bothered to learn anything other than the opposing team’s players’ names.
Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 12/27/08 at 11:01 PM ET
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Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 12/27/08 at 10:12 PM ET