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Dive Fans: They Just Keep Getting Smarter

I hate to pile on a fanbase in pain today, smarting from another coach dismissed due to utter failure against the Wings.  But this is just too good to pass up.

GRAND JUNCTION, Colo.—An 18-year-old man went to the hospital after he was burned trying to steal gas, according to published reports.

The man peered into a portable gas tank with a cigarette lighter “to see how full it was” the Grand Junction Daily Sentinel reported.

The fumes ignited, and his clothes caught on fire. He had burns on his hands.

Thanks for the pointer, Tom.  You’re a fine American.

 

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Sounds more like a Broncos fan to me wink

Posted by Shane from Saskatoon on 05/09/08 at 03:04 PM ET

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Just wanted to share Chief!  Figured it was similar to what the Avs did before game four…Maybe thats what kept Foppa out?

Posted by eyesris from Asheville, NC on 05/09/08 at 03:04 PM ET

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Sounds more like a Broncos fan to me

If it was a Lions fan, it would be an attempt at self-immolation before the season starts.  Spare the pain of watchign the Lions “pound the rock” or “smash the dirt” or whatever their motto is.

Posted by Baroque from Michigan on 05/09/08 at 05:13 PM ET

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I believe it is something like… “Pack the Fudge” or words to that effect.

Posted by Mike from La-La Land on 05/09/08 at 06:03 PM ET

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I think the Lions motto this season is “Pound Sand!”

Posted by Rumbear from Top O da Hasek, sippin rum & catchin some rays on 05/10/08 at 12:31 AM ET

     

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