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Every One Of You Bitches Knew, And The Captain Did Too, That All We Needed Was Jobu
by IwoCPO on 10/29/09 at 08:30 PM ET
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Proving once again that my role in this organization is administrative at best.
It’s a Live Blog. Spearheaded by Lightfoot, again.
But with a whole new sponsor.
It’s that kind of magic that’s going to keep the Swine Flu away and also set fire to the bad spirits that have been following Rejuvinoozi.
44 with 2.
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44 with 2.
Only two penalty minutes? That would be adequate.
Posted by Baroque from Michigan on 10/29/09 at 07:35 PM ET
Although two blown knee ligaments would be better.
Stupid Franzen injury.
Posted by Baroque from Michigan on 10/29/09 at 07:37 PM ET
So awesome. We need shirts to make our super special club super exclusive. Super
Posted by Osrt on 10/29/09 at 07:37 PM ET
Alright kids, I am stuck at work and no internet feeds allowed....gonna need to follow the live blog to stay updated......
Posted by Topshlf71 on 10/29/09 at 07:38 PM ET
Either the ship gets righted a little more or it sinks a little more. We’ll know in about 4 hours or so.
Posted by calquake on 10/29/09 at 07:39 PM ET
Grumble, grumble… way too sober. Jobu drank all my booze.
Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 10/29/09 at 07:42 PM ET
Getting above .500 for points/possible points would be, you know, kind of nice.
Posted by MarkK from Maryland on 10/29/09 at 07:43 PM ET
Either the ship gets righted a little more or it sinks a little more.
You know it was ships that brought the Black Death to Europe from central Asia.
Posted by Baroque from Michigan on 10/29/09 at 07:43 PM ET
You know it was ships that brought the Black Death to Europe from central Asia.
Posted by Baroque from Michigan on 10/29/09 at 08:43 PM ET
Mrs. B, you are an absolute ray of sunshine this evening.
Posted by ITDeuce on 10/29/09 at 07:46 PM ET
You know it was ships that brought the Black Death to Europe from central Asia.
I just knew the Navy had something to with it. 
Posted by calquake on 10/29/09 at 07:48 PM ET
Mrs. B, you are an absolute ray of sunshine this evening.
Well, it’s already dark where I am! What do you expect?
(And one of my coworkers needs to be hit with a taser in the wiener for being a moron, but that is a whole other headache.) 
Posted by Baroque from Michigan on 10/29/09 at 07:49 PM ET
(And one of my coworkers needs to be hit with a taser in the wiener for being a moron, but that is a whole other headache.)
Was he trying to grab a handful of your hooters?
Sorry. Couldn’t resist.
Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 10/29/09 at 07:51 PM ET
Oh snap y’all it’s El Bee time. Clearly I am not well but the Oil are worse off, so says everybody.
Posted by Triple Deke Tyler from Lansing on 10/29/09 at 07:52 PM ET
(And one of my coworkers needs to be hit with a taser in the wiener for being a moron, but that is a whole other headache.)
Don’t tase me bro.
Posted by calquake on 10/29/09 at 07:52 PM ET
Don’t tase me bro.
lol
watching the world series too. Pitching is bar far the most interesting part of the game. I’m actually becoming more of a fan but I don’t think I can handle another hometown allegiance. The Wings kick my ass already.
Posted by Osrt on 10/29/09 at 07:59 PM ET
I thought it might be more polite to type wiener instead of penis.
But seriously, he’s an arrogant, loud, ignorant small-minded petty grudge-holding backstabber who talks shit behind people’s backs (including about me), but none of which I hear until it comes through about three other people because he doesn’t have either the balls or the spine to say it directly to my face because he knows I would tell him he was an insignificant little pissant (and I know that is redundant but I don’t care) and a goddamn f***ing liar and if I had my way, he wouldn’t be within ten miles of any lab I worked in and was responsible for the accuracy and integrity of the data generated because he’s too stupid to be competent and too dishonest to be trusted.
What a *#$%@& tool. And everyone hates him - how he still has a job, I have no idea. We’re all just waiting for a misstep that means the big bosses will have no choice but to fire his ass.
Posted by Baroque from Michigan on 10/29/09 at 07:59 PM ET
but I don’t think I can handle another hometown allegiance. The Wings kick my ass already.
DON’T DO IT—SAVE YOURSELF WHILE YOU’RE STILL YOUNG
Posted by Triple Deke Tyler from Lansing on 10/29/09 at 08:00 PM ET
One week. One million views. All because of one Punjab lady in Thornhill, Ontario.
One amazing thing about this video is how much trouble the BMW Dakar Rally team faces each year… they need this lady as a driver. What sand dune?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Do6pmYfNco0
Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 10/29/09 at 08:00 PM ET
But seriously, he’s an arrogant, loud, ignorant small-minded petty grudge-holding backstabber who talks shit behind people’s backs (including about me), but none of which I hear until it comes through about three other people because he doesn’t have either the balls or the spine to say it directly to my face because he knows I would tell him he was an insignificant little pissant (and I know that is redundant but I don’t care) and a goddamn f***ing liar and if I had my way, he wouldn’t be within ten miles of any lab I worked in and was responsible for the accuracy and integrity of the data generated because he’s too stupid to be competent and too dishonest to be trusted.
Send him over here to work in the LA crime lab. I’m sure they could use his “expertise”.
Posted by calquake on 10/29/09 at 08:02 PM ET
I’m actually becoming more of a fan but I don’t think I can handle another hometown allegiance. The Wings kick my ass already.
The Tigers will rip your heart out of your chest, show it to you, and then kick it around with steel-toed boots like a soccer ball. And they will do this every season. Game 163 STILL hurts. I want the Minnesota Wild to lose for no other reason than that they share a city with the Twinkies who I have hated since 1987 even though none of the players are the same.
It doesn’t matter. The Twins are pure unadulterated evil.
(The Yankees are adulterated evil because of A-Rod.)
Posted by Baroque from Michigan on 10/29/09 at 08:03 PM ET
Send him over here to work in the LA crime lab. I’m sure they could use his “expertise”.
I wish. I wouldn’t trust him to properly use those roundy-ended scissors that are given to preschoolers.
Posted by Baroque from Michigan on 10/29/09 at 08:06 PM ET
Hola “19”
I ask Jobu to come, take fear from [sick]. I offer him cigar, rum. He will come.
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Hockey Netherworld on 10/29/09 at 08:06 PM ET
watching the world series too. Pitching is bar far the most interesting part of the game. I’m actually becoming more of a fan but I don’t think I can handle another hometown allegiance. The Wings kick my ass already.
Baseball was the sport I was best at when I was a teen. Made the All-Star team each year I played, but only accepted the offer one season… what a waste of my summer. Traveling around places in buttfuck Ontario. And because we were teens, there was not time for baseball groupies with the irritating cabal of our parents in the stands acting as chaperons.
Seriously, any activity that takes a lot of your time as a teenager and DOESN’T get you laid is a waste. Too many hormones, too little time, and no clue. Life as a teenager.
Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 10/29/09 at 08:07 PM ET
So awesome. We need shirts to make our super special club super exclusive. Super
Posted by Osrt on 10/29/09 at 08:37 PM ET
+1
Can someone make this happen?
GO WINGS!!!
Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 10/29/09 at 08:08 PM ET
I offer him cigar, rum. He will come.
Hell, make me the same offer and I’ll be there in a flash.
Posted by calquake on 10/29/09 at 08:08 PM ET
Hey VooX - that’s how I park my M3 - U gotta problem w/that? 
Posted by Trish from PalmBeachCntyFL on 10/29/09 at 08:08 PM ET
Too many hormones, too little time, and no clue. Life as a teenager.
Did you know me growing up?
Posted by calquake on 10/29/09 at 08:10 PM ET
Seriously, any activity that takes a lot of your time as a teenager and DOESN’T get you laid is a waste. Too many hormones, too little time, and no clue. Life as a teenager.
On my teams we succumbed to the sexual tension and just made out with each other.
Posted by Triple Deke Tyler from Lansing on 10/29/09 at 08:10 PM ET
Looks like everyone is ready. Even Jobu is dressed for the game. Nice jersey.
Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!
Posted by Kate from Pa. on 10/29/09 at 08:12 PM ET
I never played sports, but I had a tendency to have crushes on pitchers when I was in high school. Never lasted, though.
Pitchers are still my favorites about nine times out of ten.
Posted by Baroque from Michigan on 10/29/09 at 08:14 PM ET
On my teams we succumbed to the sexual tension and just made out with each other.
Posted by Triple Deke Tyler from Lansing on 10/29/09 at 09:10 PM ET
We’re you on a wrestling team?
Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!
Posted by Kate from Pa. on 10/29/09 at 08:14 PM ET
We’re=were. The flu has got the best of me. Bitches.
Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!
Posted by Kate from Pa. on 10/29/09 at 08:16 PM ET
60 minutes. Nothing less.
Posted by calquake on 10/29/09 at 09:14 PM ET
That is what Holland thinks is the problem (see ESPN Burnside). In the past the Wings could play 45 mins and win b/c of their talent. No more.
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Hockey Netherworld on 10/29/09 at 08:16 PM ET
Just reported Brian Johnson of the Canucks is okay. No major injury.
Posted by calquake on 10/29/09 at 08:17 PM ET
Pitchers are still my favorites about nine times out of ten.
As the quiet lead-by-example 2nd baseman/captain, I was obviously that tenth one.
Posted by MarkK from Maryland on 10/29/09 at 08:17 PM ET
We’re you on a wrestling team?
Haha .... nice. I was referring to my gayer than all get out baseball team. I wish I could say it was a hockey team but there wasn’t one at my school. One of the greater disappointments of my childhood.
Posted by Triple Deke Tyler from Lansing on 10/29/09 at 08:17 PM ET
‘Sup bitches.
Remember, is very bad to steal Jobu’s rum....
Very bad.
Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from Earth. on 10/29/09 at 08:19 PM ET
Right behind the pitchers are the infielders.
Posted by Baroque from Michigan on 10/29/09 at 08:19 PM ET
Voox: I played hockey, but I was no good on ice. Grew up playing rollerhockey. And I was depressed.
TDT: Lol,
Brad May is a super charming dude. He’s going to be a broadcaster for sure.
Murph is in mid season slurring form.
Posted by Osrt on 10/29/09 at 08:20 PM ET
So I figured out where I “learned” that the game was at 9. Thanks, Tyler, and imitation cherry.
Posted by MarkK from Maryland on 10/29/09 at 08:20 PM ET
Right behind the pitchers are the infielders.
They better be or someone’s in big trouble.
Posted by calquake on 10/29/09 at 08:20 PM ET
I meant in my levels of affection!
Maybe most chicks dig the longball, but I have always thought that stellar defense was pretty sexy.
Posted by Baroque from Michigan on 10/29/09 at 08:22 PM ET
NO HD tonight. Is FoxDET having money problems too?
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Hockey Netherworld on 10/29/09 at 08:22 PM ET
MarkK—I really wanted you to tune in for Murph’s pregame. He is on fire tonight, already.
Osrt—I too was relegated to roller hockey in my younger days ... trying to re-capture my ice skating grove of late to play some local games this winter. Also depressing.
Posted by Triple Deke Tyler from Lansing on 10/29/09 at 08:23 PM ET
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