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Every One Of You Bitches Knew, And The Captain Did Too, That All We Needed Was Jobu

Proving once again that my role in this organization is administrative at best.

It’s a Live Blog.  Spearheaded by Lightfoot, again.

But with a whole new sponsor.

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It’s that kind of magic that’s going to keep the Swine Flu away and also set fire to the bad spirits that have been following Rejuvinoozi.

44 with 2. 

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Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Stuie -2, Raffi -2

of course Jimmah didnt do any favors on that 2nd GA

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 10/29/09 at 09:01 PM ET

J.J. from Kansas's avatar

If not for Gagne losing control that’s 3-0.  Bert going to the box.

Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 10/29/09 at 09:01 PM ET

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Bertuzzi looks like a more skilled, more confused Holmstrom.

Posted by Tyler from Arizona on 10/29/09 at 09:01 PM ET

Osrt's avatar

Anyone have a virgin to sacrifice?

Posted by VooX

stop looking at me

Posted by Osrt on 10/29/09 at 09:02 PM ET

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This sportsmanship commercial really irritates me.

Posted by Aimee in Austin on 10/29/09 at 09:02 PM ET

stayouttamalibu's avatar

Who had that FSD feed?  Wanna hook me up?

Posted by stayouttamalibu from Temporarily in Tempe, AZ on 10/29/09 at 09:02 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

Backchecking is penalized?

How else to you bring parity to the eastern conference?

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 10/29/09 at 09:03 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

great potential for massive ugliness the rest of the way

Posted by IwoCPO from Washington, DC on 10/29/09 at 10:01 PM ET

You meaing tonight OR the rest of the season??

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 10/29/09 at 09:03 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

Can I have a shorty please Jobu?

Posted by ITDeuce from The Land of Ice and Snow on 10/29/09 at 09:03 PM ET

VooX's avatar

stop looking at me

One day you’ll get yourself one of those arranged marriages, Osrt.  And then you’ll realize your parents can’t pick mates any better than you can.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 10/29/09 at 09:03 PM ET

J.J. from Kansas's avatar

Seriously now, yank him.

Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 10/29/09 at 09:04 PM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

*#$%@& you Jobu.

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from Lidstrom's head telling him 1 more year on 10/29/09 at 09:04 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

Malibu, KK inbox for you too.

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 10/29/09 at 09:04 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

Pull.

If not now, start of the 2nd.

Posted by RedMenace from the darkest recesses on 10/29/09 at 09:04 PM ET

mrfluffy's avatar

And there was much rejoicing.

Good night, Jimmah.

Posted by mrfluffy from Long Beach on 10/29/09 at 09:04 PM ET

pilgrim's avatar

goodnight y’all.

Posted by pilgrim from the ice at the bottom of the world on 10/29/09 at 09:04 PM ET

CaptNorris5's avatar

Bertuzzi is pissing me right off. HIT SOMEONE YOU *#$%@&. and then the lazy penalty.

Awesome.


Also, Windows 7’s snap feature is great for a feed and the live blog.


Also, FUCH JIMMY HOWARD. TIME TO CHART FACEOFFS.

Posted by CaptNorris5 from The Winged Wheel, stuck in Chicago on 10/29/09 at 09:04 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

U.G.L.Y.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 10/29/09 at 09:04 PM ET

VooX's avatar

Howard is over-committing.

Terrible angles and rebounds constantly.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 10/29/09 at 09:05 PM ET

Osrt's avatar

And then you’ll realize your parents can’t pick mates any better than you can.

lol   nicely played sir

FUUUCHCHHHH

Posted by Osrt on 10/29/09 at 09:05 PM ET

Bella's avatar

Jobu’s f*cking us in the ass.

Posted by Bella on 10/29/09 at 09:05 PM ET

Triple Deke Tyler's avatar

Howard looks like he’s never seen a pass before.  Although I don’t think any amount of positioning would’ve stopped that, the shot was pinpoint.

Posted by Triple Deke Tyler from Lansing on 10/29/09 at 09:05 PM ET

stayouttamalibu's avatar

TSN bashing Jimmy on that. Cool.

Posted by stayouttamalibu from Temporarily in Tempe, AZ on 10/29/09 at 09:05 PM ET

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i actually just giggled.  no more dos equis for this girl.  vodka has been brought out and poured.

Posted by Aimee in Austin on 10/29/09 at 09:05 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

So much for Howard’s confidence.

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 10/29/09 at 09:05 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Howard is too fuching far out of his net. Send in Ozzie.Bitches.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 10/29/09 at 09:05 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Well, on the plus side… if the Wings continue to play like this the Hasek won’t even get a chance to get vomited in, or on.

Posted by calquake on 10/29/09 at 09:05 PM ET

VooX's avatar

Also, Windows 7’s snap feature is great for a feed and the live blog.

Praising a Windows product?  Shut your lying whore mouth.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 10/29/09 at 09:05 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Red Wings = cures for what ails a goal challenged team.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 10/29/09 at 09:06 PM ET

Triple Deke Tyler's avatar

Sent you one back Osrt

Posted by Triple Deke Tyler from Lansing on 10/29/09 at 09:06 PM ET

CaptNorris5's avatar

Mother of fuch.

“I need more shoot”

Posted by CaptNorris5 from The Winged Wheel, stuck in Chicago on 10/29/09 at 09:06 PM ET

Bella's avatar

That Yzerman plaque could probably forecheck better than the Wings right now.

Posted by Bella on 10/29/09 at 09:07 PM ET

VooX's avatar

Red Wings = cures for what ails a goal challenged team.

You’ll be happy to know the Oil hadn’t scored for 7 periods of play… until they met tonight.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 10/29/09 at 09:07 PM ET

HockeyTownTodd's avatar

I blame our caretaker…...last thread

The Oilers have been shut out in their last two games—3-0 vs. Colorado and 2-0 vs. Vancouver—and have lost three in a row.

No way we win this game tonite.  No frigging way.

Posted by HockeyTownTodd on 10/29/09 at 09:07 PM ET

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Jesus Christ, all Lebda needs is a skirt and he could win a medal in figure skating.

Posted by Aimee in Austin on 10/29/09 at 09:08 PM ET

FranzensMouthguard's avatar

I say, I say, fark you jobu, I do this myself, god this game is downright fugly

Posted by FranzensMouthguard from Chicago, IL on 10/29/09 at 09:08 PM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

So all the Edmonton guys got over the flu and all the Wings contracted it last night.

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from Lidstrom's head telling him 1 more year on 10/29/09 at 09:08 PM ET

VooX's avatar

until they met tonight.

I meant to say until they met the Wings tonight, but I thing that Pat Quinn rubbed Jobu’s belly this afternoon and then gave him a handjob.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 10/29/09 at 09:08 PM ET

IwoCPO's avatar

No way we win this game tonite.  No frigging way.

Wasn’t exactly out on a limb there Gramps.

Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 10/29/09 at 09:09 PM ET

J.J. from Kansas's avatar

The fact that rebounds are getting through two and three Wings out front isn’t helping.  Keep that up and somebody will pick up a garbage goal.

Hell, he might even play for the Wings.

Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 10/29/09 at 09:09 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Thanks for the feed Nate.

Holy crap…I go away to start another feed and it’s 3 - zip…..I can’t drink this fast.

Posted by Rumbear from Top O da Hasek, sippin rum & catchin some rays on 10/29/09 at 09:09 PM ET

Bella's avatar

I blame our caretaker…...last thread

We might need to ban the Chief and invite Snake Plissken back.

Posted by Bella on 10/29/09 at 09:09 PM ET

calquake's avatar

If the Wings don’t come out to start the 2nd Period with their ears bleeding then Uncle Mike isn’t the coach I thought he was.

Posted by calquake on 10/29/09 at 09:09 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 10/29/09 at 10:07 PM ET

precisely.

Chief:  I ask again:

great potential for massive ugliness the rest of the way

Posted by IwoCPO from Washington, DC on 10/29/09 at 10:01 PM ET

You meaing tonight OR the rest of the season??

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Hockey Netherworld on 10/29/09 at 10:03 PM ET

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 10/29/09 at 09:10 PM ET

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I don’t really see much wrong with the goals so far…

Posted by Tyler from Arizona on 10/29/09 at 09:10 PM ET

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We had a better PK under *#$%@& Nick Polano.  Clean this shit up, Babcock.  NOW.

You can start by shaving McCrimmon’s mustache and canning his ass.

Posted by Freedo from Showbiz Pizza on 10/29/09 at 09:11 PM ET

CaptNorris5's avatar

You know what, f*ck the bench. Put him right on waivers.

Posted by CaptNorris5 from The Winged Wheel, stuck in Chicago on 10/29/09 at 09:11 PM ET

calquake's avatar

You meaing tonight OR the rest of the season??

Yes.

Posted by calquake on 10/29/09 at 09:11 PM ET

stayouttamalibu's avatar

Thanks Nate.  I am so, so *#$%@& sick of Lebda acting like he’s a forward. Why does nobody in upper management seem to notice or say anything to him?

Posted by stayouttamalibu from Temporarily in Tempe, AZ on 10/29/09 at 09:12 PM ET

pensfan29's avatar

In other news, the Yanks lead 2-1

Posted by pensfan29 on 10/29/09 at 09:13 PM ET

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