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Every One Of You Bitches Knew, And The Captain Did Too, That All We Needed Was Jobu
by IwoCPO on 10/29/09 at 07:30 PM ET
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Proving once again that my role in this organization is administrative at best.
It’s a Live Blog. Spearheaded by Lightfoot, again.
But with a whole new sponsor.
It’s that kind of magic that’s going to keep the Swine Flu away and also set fire to the bad spirits that have been following Rejuvinoozi.
44 with 2.
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And Babs, hire a frigging assistant that knows how to draw up schemes so that we can get the puck out of our own zone like we had been able to in the 15 years prior to last season.
Posted by Freddo from Showbiz Pizza on 10/29/09 at 09:13 PM ET
Keep this pressure up.
Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from Lidstrom's head telling him 1 more year on 10/29/09 at 09:13 PM ET
Ha. For the first time I can remember, my satellite feed’s gone out during a Wings game because of a rainstorm. And I could give a shit. That’s really depressing.
Posted by Bella on 10/29/09 at 09:14 PM ET
I meant, at the time, tonite Jeff. At the time.
Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 10/29/09 at 09:14 PM ET
I am so, so *#$%@& sick of Lebda acting like he’s a forward. Why does nobody in upper management seem to notice or say anything to him?
B-b-b-but Bobby Orr!!
Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 10/29/09 at 09:14 PM ET
You know what, f*ck the bench. Put him right on waivers.
Bus ticket home….not Greyhound either that use cheap ass Trailways line
Where’s the CMOI these days???? Put him out there in a wheel chair and I would be more confident.
Posted by Rumbear from Top O da Hasek, sippin rum & catchin some rays on 10/29/09 at 09:15 PM ET
If our players weren’t all past their primes, they’d have the mental clarity and creativity needed to be ahead 7-0 right now.
Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 10/29/09 at 09:16 PM ET
Holy rebounds, batman.
Posted by pilgrim from the ice at the bottom of the world on 10/29/09 at 09:17 PM ET
I meant, at the time, tonite Jeff. At the time.
Posted by IwoCPO from Washington, DC on 10/29/09 at 10:14 PM ET
In that case, I’d love to purchase some of that optimism.
Wings “D” gives me no reason, at this time, to enjoy your optimism.
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 10/29/09 at 09:17 PM ET
Babs looks beleagured walking off the ice
Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from Warm and sunny SoCal on 10/29/09 at 09:18 PM ET
If our players weren’t all past their primes, they’d have the mental clarity and creativity needed to be ahead 7-0 right now.
It is ironic though. We are the second oldest team at the league. The average age is 29 or 30. God I feel old. I can only imagine how the Chief feels.
I heard once you hit forty, your balls hang out somewhere between your knees.
Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 10/29/09 at 09:18 PM ET
I think the ice is melting under Bab’s feet and the scraper girls are fleeing in terror.
Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 10/29/09 at 09:18 PM ET
That’s right Jimmah, before you leave the ice pretend you’re an NHL goalie.
Posted by calquake on 10/29/09 at 09:18 PM ET
Jeebus…I had a root canal that was not this bad.
Off to the hot tub…Vodka and 105 degree water will dictate my return.
Posted by Rumbear from Top O da Hasek, sippin rum & catchin some rays on 10/29/09 at 09:18 PM ET
Wasn’t exactly out on a limb there Gramps.
I remembered what you posted because I was of the same thought, just afraid to mention it first in case you were gonna ban someone today.
Posted by HockeyTownTodd on 10/29/09 at 09:19 PM ET
There is no God but Alcohol.
There is no God but Beer.
I pray to my savior Liquor Christ,
He always lends an ear.
So bottoms up, sing your praises
Raise your glasses to the sky
Because there is no heaven and there is no hell
So we’re no afraid to die.
Drink away.
Drink away bitches.
Posted by CaptNorris5 from The Winged Wheel, stuck in Chicago on 10/29/09 at 09:19 PM ET
Jeebus…I had a root canal that was not this bad.
I’ve had drunken whiskey dick sex that wasn’t this bad. For either one of us.
Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 10/29/09 at 09:20 PM ET
I think the ice is melting under Bab’s feet and the scraper girls are fleeing in terror.
Really? I thought he looked weary and resigned. I didn’t see any fire in his eyes
Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from Warm and sunny SoCal on 10/29/09 at 09:20 PM ET
Folks thinking this is an age deal?
Watch us when we ge the puck deep in our own end the past two years, then watch an old haggard like Chelios be effective clearing it out just two years ago.
This system has gone to hell in a handbasket.
Posted by Freddo from Showbiz Pizza on 10/29/09 at 09:22 PM ET
I’ve had drunken whiskey dick sex that wasn’t this bad. For either one of us.
Wait till your balls drop…...
Posted by Rumbear from Top O da Hasek, sippin rum & catchin some rays on 10/29/09 at 09:22 PM ET
Our PK is embarassing 74.4% (24), and our GAA 3.40 (26) is near the cellar too.
We give up 3 in the 1st to a team that hasn’t score in 7 periods.
I think it is safe to say, the Wings have significant issues.
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 10/29/09 at 09:23 PM ET
Would any team in their right mind take Lebda AND Howard for a draft pick or something?
Posted by CaptNorris5 from The Winged Wheel, stuck in Chicago on 10/29/09 at 09:24 PM ET
Folks thinking this is an age deal?
That was tongue-in-cheek, Freddo. Buccigross said something similar last week that still has me riled up with how stupid he was.
On another note, Leino looks a bit lost out there without Flip.
Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 10/29/09 at 09:24 PM ET
Really? I thought he looked weary and resigned. I didn’t see any fire in his eyes
Could be. I’m watching a 3.5” image. So much for being hopeful.
Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 10/29/09 at 09:25 PM ET
I thought he looked weary and resigned. I didn’t see any fire in his eyes
See what happens when your balls drop?
Posted by calquake on 10/29/09 at 09:27 PM ET
I don’t really see much wrong with the goals so far…
Posted by Tyler from Arizona
First positive comment out of this dude in years. I’m going with this Tyler. Sorry TDT, I"m a whore.
Posted by Osrt on 10/29/09 at 09:27 PM ET
No way we win this game tonite. No frigging way.
Despondent, and working my way through a bottle of whiskey on my way to a bad case of whiskey dick. The sailor nailed it. Even with H1N1/syphilis/AIDS the Oil were destined to beat us.
At least I have my whiskey.
Hark, now hear the sailors cry
Smell the sea and feel the sky
Let your soul and spirit fly into the mystic
And when that fog horn blows I will be coming home
And when that fog horn blows I want to hear it
I don’t have to fear it
Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 10/29/09 at 09:27 PM ET
Just a reminder….
Drink a lot before the puck drops Saturday.
Posted by HockeyTownTodd on 10/29/09 at 09:28 PM ET
Did Murph just say exceptulant?
Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!
Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 10/29/09 at 09:28 PM ET
Hark, now hear the sailors cry
Smell the sea and feel the sky
Let your soul and spirit fly into the mystic
And when that fog horn blows I will be coming home
And when that fog horn blows I want to hear it
I don’t have to fear it
The Man. Got to see his “Astral Weeks” show at the Hollywood Bowl. Unfreakinbelievable.
Posted by calquake on 10/29/09 at 09:29 PM ET
So…anybody got anything nice to say?
Me neither.
Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 10/29/09 at 09:30 PM ET
Posted by HockeyTownTodd
I need a prediction for Nov. 3rd. I’m going to that game and don’t want to pay for a loss.
Posted by Osrt on 10/29/09 at 09:30 PM ET
I have a feeling this team will show up against Calgary. Just like last year…show up for marque games and mail the rest in.
Posted by mrfluffy from Long Beach on 10/29/09 at 09:31 PM ET
JJ - word. Bucci is a lazy idiot for making such a comment.
The unfortuante thing is that the heard mentality (mainstream media in regional and national markets) are feeding this stuff to the cows and they are eating that kind of shit up after every Wing loss.
Somebody needs to tell Kenny and Babs to clean this GD staff up; too bad Bowman isn’t here because there is no way he would’ve stood for it.
Posted by Freddo from Showbiz Pizza on 10/29/09 at 09:31 PM ET
damn, i hate checking the score after coming home late, and then having to relive my initial agony reading the comments on here. *#$%@&
Posted by AxeMaster9 on 10/29/09 at 09:31 PM ET
So…anybody got anything nice to say?
Me neither.
Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 10/29/09 at 10:30 PM ET
Not yet.
Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!
Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 10/29/09 at 09:31 PM ET
Soooooo…. I get home from baseball practice, Matsui hits a home for the Yanks and they take the lead.
Switch channels to the Wings intermission… JFC, WTF…. seriously?
EFF YOU JOBU.
Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 10/29/09 at 09:32 PM ET
Just like last year…show up for marque games and mail the rest in.
Except that will not carry this year. Play that way and they don’t even make the playoffs.
Posted by calquake on 10/29/09 at 09:32 PM ET
So…anybody got anything nice to say?
Me neither.
Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 10/29/09 at 10:30 PM ET
............................
Posted by stayouttamalibu from Temporarily in Tempe, AZ on 10/29/09 at 09:33 PM ET
Except that will not carry this year. Play that way and they don’t even make the playoffs.
Posted by calquake on 10/29/09 at 10:32 PM ET
I didn’t even mention playoffs. For this point I’m hoping for .500 play.
Posted by mrfluffy from Long Beach on 10/29/09 at 09:33 PM ET
Sacrifice Jobu, and his cat. Bitches.
Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!
Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 10/29/09 at 09:33 PM ET
Somebody needs to tell Kenny and Babs to clean this GD staff up; too bad Bowman isn’t here because there is no way he would’ve stood for it.
Posted by Freddo from Showbiz Pizza on 10/29/09 at 10:31 PM ET
Sombody needs to make Kenny and Babs listen.
Posted by HockeyTownTodd on 10/29/09 at 09:35 PM ET
I have no words.
I do. &^%$%^*(*&^%$#@#$^&***&^^ and *&.
Posted by calquake on 10/29/09 at 09:36 PM ET
When is he going to pull Jimmah? Bitches.
Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!
Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 10/29/09 at 09:37 PM ET
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Amen. The third defensive pairing is for Stay at Home D-Men. Ugh.
Posted by CaptNorris5 from The Winged Wheel, stuck in Chicago on 10/29/09 at 09:13 PM ET