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Every One Of You Bitches Knew, And The Captain Did Too, That All We Needed Was Jobu
by IwoCPO on 10/29/09 at 07:30 PM ET
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Proving once again that my role in this organization is administrative at best.
It’s a Live Blog. Spearheaded by Lightfoot, again.
But with a whole new sponsor.
It’s that kind of magic that’s going to keep the Swine Flu away and also set fire to the bad spirits that have been following Rejuvinoozi.
44 with 2.
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Shouldn’t the ref blow his whistle? Or call the goal off for INTENDING to blow his whistle? The puck was under howard for a good three seconds.
Yeah, I’m still upset about that mfer taking a goal away because he intended to blow his whistle. That might be the DUMBEST thing I’ve ever heard. Ever.
Posted by Robert from Skeetown on 10/29/09 at 09:52 PM ET
Well, I’m gonna go fck a blender. Catch ya all later.
Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 10/29/09 at 09:52 PM ET
seems more like a baseball score ... what inning are we in?
Top of the 8th, Yanks up 3-1….. just sayin’.
Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 10/29/09 at 09:53 PM ET
Wally is hurt too. Yes!!!!!!!!
Posted by ITDeuce from The Land of Ice and Snow on 10/29/09 at 09:53 PM ET
If there is any consolation following getting touched in the bathing-suit area (I need an adult…) it is that an Elisha Cuthbert lookalike just did a Windows 7 commercial.
So much sexier without the stigma of Avery’s sloppy seconds.
Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 10/29/09 at 09:54 PM ET
Awesome, now Flip is out.
I think he just wants out of this game.
I do, and I’m not even playing.
Posted by RedMenace from the darkest recesses on 10/29/09 at 09:54 PM ET
I’m hoping Babcock’s philosophy is to rub the Wing’s nose in the shit they’ve left on the ice by not pulling Howard.
Great. Fil’s hurt.
Posted by pilgrim from the ice at the bottom of the world on 10/29/09 at 09:54 PM ET
seems more like a baseball score ... what inning are we in?
Bottom of the ninth… two outs… and the players are loaded.
Posted by calquake on 10/29/09 at 09:54 PM ET
and now Fil - out
Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 10/29/09 at 09:54 PM ET
Wally is hurt too. Yes!!!!!!!!
Oh wonderful it’s like the Christmas morning from hell the gifts keep coming
Posted by Bingo Bango Jessie on 10/29/09 at 09:55 PM ET
Great, Flip’s hurt too. Just fuching awesome.
I hope it’s only a lower-follicle injury
Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 10/29/09 at 09:55 PM ET
Intent to blow= Red Wings [coaching staff] 09-10?
Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 10/29/09 at 10:52 PM ET
Fixed
+1
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 10/29/09 at 09:55 PM ET
I like leaving Howard in. He should suffer, and in turn his teammates should suffer. Its a team sport.
Posted by AxeMaster9 on 10/29/09 at 09:56 PM ET
“Some nice giveaways coming up in November at Joe Louis Arena!”
I bet there are. Fuch.
Posted by pilgrim from the ice at the bottom of the world on 10/29/09 at 09:56 PM ET
Jesus Dats is inhuman.
Posted by stayouttamalibu from Temporarily in Tempe, AZ on 10/29/09 at 09:57 PM ET
Fine time for Jobu to show up. A little late you little pecker-head.
Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 10/29/09 at 09:57 PM ET
Thanks guys, I’m having more fun reading this than watching the game.
Woo 5-2. We’re making a comeback guys.
Posted by Robert from Skeetown on 10/29/09 at 09:57 PM ET
Zetterberg. Great decision.
Great, now I can’t even blame bounces.
Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 10/29/09 at 09:57 PM ET
Anybody know who we hired to take Woodcroft’s (McClellan took him to SJ) spot on the staff? Larry Parish?
Posted by Freddo from Showbiz Pizza on 10/29/09 at 09:58 PM ET
“Some nice giveaways coming up in November at Joe Louis Arena!”
Let’s hope they’re not all goals for the opposition.
Posted by calquake on 10/29/09 at 09:58 PM ET
One more goal for us and it’s a whole new game.
Posted by stayouttamalibu from Temporarily in Tempe, AZ on 10/29/09 at 09:58 PM ET
Kicking motion, NO GOAL!
Posted by pilgrim from the ice at the bottom of the world on 10/29/09 at 09:58 PM ET
Larry Murphy always good to make me laugh.
“Checking to make sure the Edmonton defender wasn’t making a kicking motion”
Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 10/29/09 at 09:59 PM ET
Cats aren’t doing it anymore. Anybody know where I can get a koala or a panda?
Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 10/29/09 at 10:00 PM ET
Scouting report on our D:
Skate hard and fast through the slot. You’ll get around them every time.
JFC. There are not enough drugs in Canada right now…
Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 10/29/09 at 10:01 PM ET
I mean, besides a Chinese restaurant in Australia?
Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 10/29/09 at 10:01 PM ET
The cat’s outta the… what I’m really sayin is…. you really gotta know that… well, really I’m….
ya know, I’m actually Larry Murphy.
Posted by pilgrim from the ice at the bottom of the world on 10/29/09 at 10:01 PM ET
You could try pandas-r-us.com?
Posted by Robert from Skeetown on 10/29/09 at 10:02 PM ET
One more goal for us and it’s a whole new game.
Posted by stayouttamalibu from Temporarily in Tempe, AZ on 10/29/09 at 10:58 PM ET
That still leaves us 2 short.
Good Gawd, 5 GA this game, 4 the last game. Our 3.40 avg, already 24th is going to get worse.
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 10/29/09 at 10:04 PM ET
Right now, Mr. Babcock, I don’t want to shake your hand either.
Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 10/29/09 at 10:05 PM ET
John Belushi had it right all along. Life is just better when you’re incoherent.
Posted by Red Winger from Sault Ste Marie on 10/29/09 at 10:05 PM ET
Good Gawd, 5 GA this game, 4 the last game. Our 3.40 avg, already 24th is going to get worse.
As long as our Corsi is good, I’m ok.
Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 10/29/09 at 10:05 PM ET
Anybody know where I can get a koala or a panda?
I have a flock California Condors making their way to me via Mexican Coyote. I estimate 2 games of luck per condor, so I ordered a whole bunch.
These WIngs are driving me deep into the bottle and the drunker I get, the greater the temptation to stagger down the street and ask random women,
“Do you want to fu¢k really hard for a minute and a half?”
Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 10/29/09 at 10:06 PM ET
I’m wondering how much longer our wonderful owner (no sarcasm, no pun, true word), Mr I., is going put up with all this nonsense.
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 10/29/09 at 10:06 PM ET
Obviously we hit the post. I’m just surprised it wasn’t Bertuzzi
Posted by Robert from Skeetown on 10/29/09 at 10:06 PM ET
Sweet baby carrots, Leino and Semi both missed.
Datsyuk can only do so much, you know?
Posted by RedMenace from the darkest recesses on 10/29/09 at 10:07 PM ET
Datsyuk - Leino - CLANG
Fu¢k you, Jobu.
Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 10/29/09 at 10:07 PM ET
Mule’s down. We have cap space.
Get a goalie. NOW. F*cking NOW! Babs, just let Brad May coach or something while you go get on a conference call with Tick Tock and the Captain. Start shopping the dead weight, and fix these *#$%@& problems.
Posted by CaptNorris5 from The Winged Wheel, stuck in Chicago on 10/29/09 at 10:07 PM ET
Another post, really? Now is not the time for this hockey gods.
Posted by Robert from Skeetown on 10/29/09 at 10:07 PM ET
“Do you want to fu¢k really hard for a minute and a half?”
“Or until I pass out… whichever comes first”.
Posted by calquake on 10/29/09 at 10:08 PM ET
Mexican Coyote
Sorry, but I’ll have the Mexican peyote.
Posted by Red Winger from Sault Ste Marie on 10/29/09 at 10:08 PM ET
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The one time I’d like Brad McCrimmon out there…
Posted by CaptNorris5 from The Winged Wheel, stuck in Chicago on 10/29/09 at 09:51 PM ET