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Every One Of You Bitches Knew, And The Captain Did Too, That All We Needed Was Jobu

Proving once again that my role in this organization is administrative at best.

It’s a Live Blog.  Spearheaded by Lightfoot, again.

But with a whole new sponsor.

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It’s that kind of magic that’s going to keep the Swine Flu away and also set fire to the bad spirits that have been following Rejuvinoozi.

44 with 2. 

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Bella's avatar

He’s out.

Oh, goody.

Happy birthday, bitch.

+1. Happy birthday, Kate!

What are your recommendations?

Maybe the whole team can get H1N1, and we can just get the GR kids to play. Couldn’t be much worse.

Posted by Bella on 10/29/09 at 10:29 PM ET

Red Winger's avatar

But to be fair to Jimmah, he hasn’t had much of a team in front of him tonight.

He would probably be an effective ‘tender if he played in front of the defensive juggernaut that was the Red Wings from 1998-2007.

Posted by Red Winger from Sault Ste Marie on 10/29/09 at 10:29 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Happy birthday, bitch.  wink

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 10/29/09 at 11:24 PM ET


Thank you VooX. I’ll be hearing a lot of that tomorrow. The bitch part anyway.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 10/29/09 at 10:30 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

Saying with the loss of Hossa, Samuelsson, Hudler, and Franzen we lost 60% of our scoring since the SCF

But what about the defense? Back checking and being hard on the puck?

Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 10/29/09 at 10:30 PM ET

Trish's avatar

We could serve TURNOVERS to all the 19 + their friends tonite.

Remember when our guys used to have “tape to tape” passing ?  (pensive sigh)

Posted by Trish from PalmBeachCntyFL on 10/29/09 at 10:30 PM ET

Red Winger's avatar

TSN confirms Flip is out for the night.  Who said earlier the Hasek wouldn’t have time to get out of the shed this year

Remember way back in the old days, when that would have been only a mild concern, because Wally wasn’t our best player?

Posted by Red Winger from Sault Ste Marie on 10/29/09 at 10:30 PM ET

CaptNorris5's avatar

Why am I seeing so much of Homer on the perimiter?? Get your ass in the way baby.

Posted by CaptNorris5 from The Winged Wheel, stuck in Chicago on 10/29/09 at 10:31 PM ET

calquake's avatar

He would probably be an effective ‘tender if he played in front of the defensive juggernaut that was the Red Wings from 1998-2007.

Sure because Ozzie did it and we all know he isn’t an “elite” goaltender.

Posted by calquake on 10/29/09 at 10:31 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Hell J.J. if I had those answers I’d be standing behind a bench.

Consistent goal-tending would be a nice start.

Maybe they need to think about some sort of trap style. 

It is obvious whatever defensive scheme they are trying isn’t worth jack squat.

And I do believe they have enough talent to have a better GA than 3.4

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 10/29/09 at 10:31 PM ET

stayouttamalibu's avatar

Nobody can say we aren’t pressuring.

Posted by stayouttamalibu from Temporarily in Tempe, AZ on 10/29/09 at 10:31 PM ET

CaptNorris5's avatar

I NEED MORE SHOOT.

Posted by CaptNorris5 from The Winged Wheel, stuck in Chicago on 10/29/09 at 10:32 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Thanks Bella. How are the two of you doing? Remember happy thoughts.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 10/29/09 at 10:32 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

How… did someone not… put that in the damned net.

I tried to with my mind bullets, but it was not meant to be.

Posted by RedMenace from the darkest recesses on 10/29/09 at 10:32 PM ET

stayouttamalibu's avatar

What is it going to take for one to go in?

Posted by stayouttamalibu from Temporarily in Tempe, AZ on 10/29/09 at 10:32 PM ET

VooX's avatar

6-5 with the worst pass I’ve ever seen in my life outside of Lilja in the postseason.

I believe the young vixens are draining him.

Loss of essence.  Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.  I do not avoid women, bitches.  But I… I do deny them my essence.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 10/29/09 at 10:33 PM ET

Red Winger's avatar

But I… I do deny them my essence

Much like a queen bee being denied the nectar.

Posted by Red Winger from Sault Ste Marie on 10/29/09 at 10:34 PM ET

calquake's avatar

I tried to with my mind bullets, but it was not meant to be.

This from the “Men Who Stared At Goats”.

Posted by calquake on 10/29/09 at 10:34 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

What is it going to take for one to go in?

Ericsson from the top of the circles?

Posted by RedMenace from the darkest recesses on 10/29/09 at 10:34 PM ET

stayouttamalibu's avatar

*#$%@& a.

Posted by stayouttamalibu from Temporarily in Tempe, AZ on 10/29/09 at 10:34 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

Big Rig gives himself a +1 to his big minus

Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 10/29/09 at 10:34 PM ET

CaptNorris5's avatar

whew. keep it up

Posted by CaptNorris5 from The Winged Wheel, stuck in Chicago on 10/29/09 at 10:34 PM ET

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Nice shot. Now edmonton’s going to score like 3 goals. I’m calling it first.

Posted by Robert from Skeetown on 10/29/09 at 10:34 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

FINALLY

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 10/29/09 at 10:34 PM ET

Triple Deke Tyler's avatar

Wings slip Bulin some E

Posted by Triple Deke Tyler from Lansing on 10/29/09 at 10:34 PM ET

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Excellent.

Posted by Aimee in Austin on 10/29/09 at 10:34 PM ET

J.J. from Kansas's avatar

Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.  I do not avoid women, bitches.  But I… I do deny them my essence.

Time to cut Voox off when he brings out the Dr. Strangelove.

Way to be Jonn(E).

Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 10/29/09 at 10:34 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Oh and how bout a PP that doesn’t always try to put a puck through 6 players in front of the net - -  you know something down low once in a while.

Nice from the Big Rig, isnt it.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 10/29/09 at 10:34 PM ET

Bella's avatar

Jobu just restored some of Big E’s lost essence.

Posted by Bella on 10/29/09 at 10:35 PM ET

VooX's avatar

6-5 gets some Essence back.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 10/29/09 at 10:35 PM ET

stayouttamalibu's avatar

Ericsson from the top of the circles?

Posted by RedMenace from The Shallow South on 10/29/09 at 11:34 PM ET

Fantastic.  2 more now.

Posted by stayouttamalibu from Temporarily in Tempe, AZ on 10/29/09 at 10:35 PM ET

Red Winger's avatar

Wanna’ see negative.

Here is negative:

They are just teasing us, getting within two. Edmonton gets the next two goals.

Yeah, I said it.

Posted by Red Winger from Sault Ste Marie on 10/29/09 at 10:35 PM ET

Chris in A^2's avatar

The decision to leave Howard in looms large.  The wings have now scored 3 or more goals in 8/11 games.  So much for that lost offense, now just get your heads out of your asses.

Posted by Chris in A^2 from Nyquist Puck Control on 10/29/09 at 10:35 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

This from the “Men Who Stared At Goats”.

I try not to stare at Holmstrom too much…

Posted by RedMenace from the darkest recesses on 10/29/09 at 10:35 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

The next three goals are HUGE.

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 10/29/09 at 10:35 PM ET

calquake's avatar

But I… I do deny them my essence.

All minute and a half of it.

Posted by calquake on 10/29/09 at 10:35 PM ET

CaptNorris5's avatar

Loss of essence.  Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.  I do not avoid women, bitches.  But I… I do deny them my essence.

No fighting in the war room, bitches.

Posted by CaptNorris5 from The Winged Wheel, stuck in Chicago on 10/29/09 at 10:36 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

Bert?
WHOA

Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 10/29/09 at 10:36 PM ET

Riviera's avatar

Hold on to your panties bitches, it’s not over yet.

Posted by Riviera on 10/29/09 at 10:36 PM ET

stayouttamalibu's avatar

Holy shit!!!

Posted by stayouttamalibu from Temporarily in Tempe, AZ on 10/29/09 at 10:36 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

Holy shit, Unibomber finally blows one up.

Posted by RedMenace from the darkest recesses on 10/29/09 at 10:36 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

UnaBomber FINALLY cashes in.  Nice

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 10/29/09 at 10:36 PM ET

yzer19man's avatar

not over yet boys GO WINGS

Posted by yzer19man from Chicago, IL on 10/29/09 at 10:36 PM ET

Trish's avatar

Finally Tuzzi . . . .

Posted by Trish from PalmBeachCntyFL on 10/29/09 at 10:36 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

Interesting turn of events we have here.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Land of Ice and Snow on 10/29/09 at 10:36 PM ET

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Oh my god, bertuzzi didn’t hit the post. It’s a christmas miracle!

Posted by Robert from Skeetown on 10/29/09 at 10:36 PM ET

Chris in A^2's avatar

Did Bert finally bank one in off the post?  I thought I heard a ping

Posted by Chris in A^2 from Nyquist Puck Control on 10/29/09 at 10:36 PM ET

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BERT!

Posted by Aimee in Austin on 10/29/09 at 10:36 PM ET

Bella's avatar

Never thought I’d say this with exclamation points: UNABOMBER!

Posted by Bella on 10/29/09 at 10:36 PM ET

Red Winger's avatar

I will leave now

Posted by Red Winger from Sault Ste Marie on 10/29/09 at 10:36 PM ET

J.J. from Kansas's avatar

Holy shit. Thanks for making me the dick, Bert.  I’ll happily take that moniker if you’ll do that again.

Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 10/29/09 at 10:37 PM ET

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