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Every One Of You Bitches Knew, And The Captain Did Too, That All We Needed Was Jobu
by IwoCPO on 10/29/09 at 08:30 PM ET
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Proving once again that my role in this organization is administrative at best.
It’s a Live Blog. Spearheaded by Lightfoot, again.
But with a whole new sponsor.
It’s that kind of magic that’s going to keep the Swine Flu away and also set fire to the bad spirits that have been following Rejuvinoozi.
44 with 2.
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But to be fair to Jimmah, he hasn’t had much of a team in front of him tonight.
He would probably be an effective ‘tender if he played in front of the defensive juggernaut that was the Red Wings from 1998-2007.
Posted by Red Winger from Sault Ste. Marie on 10/29/09 at 11:29 PM ET
Happy birthday, bitch. wink
Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 10/29/09 at 11:24 PM ET
Thank you VooX. I’ll be hearing a lot of that tomorrow. The bitch part anyway.
Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!
Posted by Kate from Pa. on 10/29/09 at 11:30 PM ET
Saying with the loss of Hossa, Samuelsson, Hudler, and Franzen we lost 60% of our scoring since the SCF
But what about the defense? Back checking and being hard on the puck?
Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 10/29/09 at 11:30 PM ET
We could serve TURNOVERS to all the 19 + their friends tonite.
Remember when our guys used to have “tape to tape” passing ? (pensive sigh)
Posted by Trish from PalmBeachCntyFL on 10/29/09 at 11:30 PM ET
TSN confirms Flip is out for the night. Who said earlier the Hasek wouldn’t have time to get out of the shed this year
Remember way back in the old days, when that would have been only a mild concern, because Wally wasn’t our best player?
Posted by Red Winger from Sault Ste. Marie on 10/29/09 at 11:30 PM ET
Why am I seeing so much of Homer on the perimiter?? Get your ass in the way baby.
Posted by CaptNorris5 from The Winged Wheel, stuck in Chicago on 10/29/09 at 11:31 PM ET
He would probably be an effective ‘tender if he played in front of the defensive juggernaut that was the Red Wings from 1998-2007.
Sure because Ozzie did it and we all know he isn’t an “elite” goaltender.
Posted by calquake on 10/29/09 at 11:31 PM ET
Hell J.J. if I had those answers I’d be standing behind a bench.
Consistent goal-tending would be a nice start.
Maybe they need to think about some sort of trap style.
It is obvious whatever defensive scheme they are trying isn’t worth jack squat.
And I do believe they have enough talent to have a better GA than 3.4
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 19 on 10/29/09 at 11:31 PM ET
Nobody can say we aren’t pressuring.
Posted by stayouttamalibu from Temporarily in Tempe, AZ on 10/29/09 at 11:31 PM ET
I NEED MORE SHOOT.
Posted by CaptNorris5 from The Winged Wheel, stuck in Chicago on 10/29/09 at 11:32 PM ET
Thanks Bella. How are the two of you doing? Remember happy thoughts.
Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!
Posted by Kate from Pa. on 10/29/09 at 11:32 PM ET
How… did someone not… put that in the damned net.
I tried to with my mind bullets, but it was not meant to be.
Posted by RedMenace from The Pit of Despair on 10/29/09 at 11:32 PM ET
What is it going to take for one to go in?
Posted by stayouttamalibu from Temporarily in Tempe, AZ on 10/29/09 at 11:32 PM ET
6-5 with the worst pass I’ve ever seen in my life outside of Lilja in the postseason.
I believe the young vixens are draining him.
Loss of essence. Women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, bitches. But I… I do deny them my essence.
Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 10/29/09 at 11:33 PM ET
But I… I do deny them my essence
Much like a queen bee being denied the nectar.
Posted by Red Winger from Sault Ste. Marie on 10/29/09 at 11:34 PM ET
I tried to with my mind bullets, but it was not meant to be.
This from the “Men Who Stared At Goats”.
Posted by calquake on 10/29/09 at 11:34 PM ET
What is it going to take for one to go in?
Ericsson from the top of the circles?
Posted by RedMenace from The Pit of Despair on 10/29/09 at 11:34 PM ET
whew. keep it up
Posted by CaptNorris5 from The Winged Wheel, stuck in Chicago on 10/29/09 at 11:34 PM ET
Nice shot. Now edmonton’s going to score like 3 goals. I’m calling it first.
Posted by Robert from Skeetown on 10/29/09 at 11:34 PM ET
Women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, bitches. But I… I do deny them my essence.
Time to cut Voox off when he brings out the Dr. Strangelove.
Way to be Jonn(E).
Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 10/29/09 at 11:34 PM ET
Oh and how bout a PP that doesn’t always try to put a puck through 6 players in front of the net - - you know something down low once in a while.
Nice from the Big Rig, isnt it.
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 19 on 10/29/09 at 11:34 PM ET
6-5 gets some Essence back.
Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 10/29/09 at 11:35 PM ET
Ericsson from the top of the circles?
Posted by RedMenace from The Shallow South on 10/29/09 at 11:34 PM ET
Fantastic. 2 more now.
Posted by stayouttamalibu from Temporarily in Tempe, AZ on 10/29/09 at 11:35 PM ET
Wanna’ see negative.
Here is negative:
They are just teasing us, getting within two. Edmonton gets the next two goals.
Yeah, I said it.
Posted by Red Winger from Sault Ste. Marie on 10/29/09 at 11:35 PM ET
The decision to leave Howard in looms large. The wings have now scored 3 or more goals in 8/11 games. So much for that lost offense, now just get your heads out of your asses.
Posted by ChrisinA^2 from the University of Michigan on 10/29/09 at 11:35 PM ET
This from the “Men Who Stared At Goats”.
I try not to stare at Holmstrom too much…
Posted by RedMenace from The Pit of Despair on 10/29/09 at 11:35 PM ET
The next three goals are HUGE.
Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 10/29/09 at 11:35 PM ET
But I… I do deny them my essence.
All minute and a half of it.
Posted by calquake on 10/29/09 at 11:35 PM ET
Loss of essence. Women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, bitches. But I… I do deny them my essence.
No fighting in the war room, bitches.
Posted by CaptNorris5 from The Winged Wheel, stuck in Chicago on 10/29/09 at 11:36 PM ET
Holy shit, Unibomber finally blows one up.
Posted by RedMenace from The Pit of Despair on 10/29/09 at 11:36 PM ET
UnaBomber FINALLY cashes in. Nice
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 19 on 10/29/09 at 11:36 PM ET
not over yet boys GO WINGS
Posted by yzer19man from 300 W Hill St Chicago, 60610 on 10/29/09 at 11:36 PM ET
Oh my god, bertuzzi didn’t hit the post. It’s a christmas miracle!
Posted by Robert from Skeetown on 10/29/09 at 11:36 PM ET
Did Bert finally bank one in off the post? I thought I heard a ping
Posted by ChrisinA^2 from the University of Michigan on 10/29/09 at 11:36 PM ET
Never thought I’d say this with exclamation points: UNABOMBER!
Posted by Bella on 10/29/09 at 11:36 PM ET
Holy shit. Thanks for making me the dick, Bert. I’ll happily take that moniker if you’ll do that again.
Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 10/29/09 at 11:37 PM ET
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He’s out.
Oh, goody.
Happy birthday, bitch.
+1. Happy birthday, Kate!
What are your recommendations?
Maybe the whole team can get H1N1, and we can just get the GR kids to play. Couldn’t be much worse.
Posted by Bella on 10/29/09 at 11:29 PM ET