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Every One Of You Bitches Knew, And The Captain Did Too, That All We Needed Was Jobu

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Triple Deke Tyler's avatar

Or just do that you *#$%@& weirdo

Posted by Triple Deke Tyler from Lansing on 10/29/09 at 11:19 PM ET

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Well that wasn’t as amazing as I’d hoped.

Posted by Robert from Skeetown on 10/29/09 at 11:19 PM ET

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WTF

Posted by Aimee in Austin on 10/29/09 at 11:19 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

#$%^&

Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 10/29/09 at 11:19 PM ET

Bella's avatar

Shit

Posted by Bella on 10/29/09 at 11:19 PM ET

Riviera's avatar

damn

Posted by Riviera on 10/29/09 at 11:19 PM ET

J.J. from Kansas's avatar

Jim…meh.

Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 10/29/09 at 11:19 PM ET

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Damnit. Lucky bounces.. Save us Z

Posted by Robert from Skeetown on 10/29/09 at 11:20 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

C’mon “Hank

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 10/29/09 at 11:20 PM ET

VooX's avatar

Post, middle bar, and back out.  And the Wings have Whiskey Dick on the shootout and can’t make the target.

Fu¢k you, Jobu.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 10/29/09 at 11:20 PM ET

stayouttamalibu's avatar

*#$%@&

Posted by stayouttamalibu from Temporarily in Tempe, AZ on 10/29/09 at 11:20 PM ET

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Fuch me.

Posted by Bio on 10/29/09 at 11:20 PM ET

yzer19man's avatar

tear my heart right out and stomp on it…F THAT

Posted by yzer19man from Chicago, IL on 10/29/09 at 11:20 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

Fuch that.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Land of Ice and Snow on 10/29/09 at 11:20 PM ET

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F#ck

Posted by Aimee in Austin on 10/29/09 at 11:21 PM ET

Riviera's avatar

oh well, we got a point out of this anyway

Posted by Riviera on 10/29/09 at 11:21 PM ET

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Deke you mfers. God damn, williams is the only one out there with any balls?

****. Whatever, I’ll take the point after how we started.

Posted by Robert from Skeetown on 10/29/09 at 11:21 PM ET

Trish's avatar

Double kwap

Posted by Trish from PalmBeachCntyFL on 10/29/09 at 11:21 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Well, it was a helluva effort

FIRE McCrimmon.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 10/29/09 at 11:21 PM ET

Chris in A^2's avatar

I hate shootouts

Posted by Chris in A^2 from Nyquist Puck Control on 10/29/09 at 11:21 PM ET

DetroitHockey's avatar

See what I mean about that game ending a tie?  Neither team deserved the extra point tonight but the Oilers are out there celebrating like they didn’t blow a 4-0 lead.

Posted by DetroitHockey on 10/29/09 at 11:21 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

Well, a somewhat disappointing end to an ulcer-inducing game.

Pulled a point out of their nether regions, so whatever.

Posted by RedMenace from the darkest recesses on 10/29/09 at 11:21 PM ET

J.J. from Kansas's avatar

Shit.

Well fuch the disappointment.  There’s plenty to complain about but holy crap what a job getting a point out of this game. We’ll leave talk of getting rid of the whole team except Datsyuk, Zetterberg, and Lidstrom for later.

Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 10/29/09 at 11:21 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

Thanks Chief. Gamewrecker from over 1,200 miles away.

Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 10/29/09 at 11:21 PM ET

stayouttamalibu's avatar

At least we got a point, but *#$%@& if that isn’t disappointing after all of that.

Posted by stayouttamalibu from Temporarily in Tempe, AZ on 10/29/09 at 11:21 PM ET

CaptNorris5's avatar

Well. One point. I’ll take it… I guess.

WHY did Dr. Dangle just take the shot to the chest there? F*cker can dangle like nobody else. He should never be out-fancied by Williams.

Posted by CaptNorris5 from The Winged Wheel, stuck in Chicago on 10/29/09 at 11:21 PM ET

yzer19man's avatar

what a way to ruin a perfectly exciting game? with a frickin Shootout…THANKS GARY. ASS

Posted by yzer19man from Chicago, IL on 10/29/09 at 11:22 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

Fuch you, jobu

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from Warm and sunny SoCal on 10/29/09 at 11:22 PM ET

stayouttamalibu's avatar

We’ll leave talk of getting rid of the whole team except Datsyuk, Zetterberg, and Lidstrom for later.

Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 10/30/09 at 12:21 AM ET

Who had four of the five goals?  I’m just saying.

Posted by stayouttamalibu from Temporarily in Tempe, AZ on 10/29/09 at 11:23 PM ET

Bella's avatar

Whatever. It’s a point, but it still sucks. Goodnight everyone.

Posted by Bella on 10/29/09 at 11:23 PM ET

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Whatever, goalies will think Datsyuk might shoot next time the wings to one. Then datsyuk will make the goalie look like Vokoun. Z shouldve deked, that was no time to shoot.

Posted by Robert from Skeetown on 10/29/09 at 11:23 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Fuch you, fuch me, fuch Jobu, fuch everybody.

Posted by calquake on 10/29/09 at 11:24 PM ET

pilgrim's avatar

At a shootout, fuching up a deke is a lot more ballsy than *#$%@& a shot.

Posted by pilgrim from the ice at the bottom of the world on 10/29/09 at 11:25 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Doing better now, Kate, as I’m sure you are. Happy thoughts indeed. Found out it’s a boy ... Wings draft class of 2029. Was going to hope for a right-hand forward, but am now thinking goaltender.

Posted by Bella on 10/29/09 at 11:40 PM ET

It’s a boy. I can dig that . I have 5 sons and they are all wonderful. My “baby” is 26. Trust me it’s worth it.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 10/29/09 at 11:25 PM ET

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Part of me is actually happy Howard didn’t get the win. Didn’t deserve it at all.

Make the moves Tick Tock… you know it needs to happen. I called Howard on waivers by the end of November long ago; seems like the prudent move. I don’t see this team excelling without making some goaltending adjustments.


Goaltending Adjustments (n.) - (1) Taking Jimmy Howard out back and shooting him 15 times in the dick.

Posted by CaptNorris5 from The Winged Wheel, stuck in Chicago on 10/29/09 at 11:25 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

I dont think the problems with this defensively challenged team have much to do with the roster.

Fire McCrimmon.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 10/29/09 at 11:25 PM ET

VooX's avatar

Two terribly blown calls in the World Series tonight.  Thanks Gary.  Ass.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 10/29/09 at 11:25 PM ET

J.J. from Kansas's avatar

Who had four of the five goals?  I’m just saying.

Posted by stayouttamalibu from Temporarily in Tempe, AZ on 10/30/09 at 12:23 AM ET

I gotcha.  There’s only one Wing I really want gone and that’s neither a secret nor really meeting any resistance.

We have GOT to start strong against Calgary.  I know they blew a five goal lead earlier, but you can’t count on that to happen ever.

Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 10/29/09 at 11:26 PM ET

Mandingo's avatar

Nice strategy by Datsyuk and Zetterberg in the shootout.

Why play to your strengths?

Posted by Mandingo from The Garage on 10/29/09 at 11:27 PM ET

VooX's avatar

Stamkos had two goals and an assist.  But I still made him cry.  wink

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 10/29/09 at 11:28 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

I dont think the problems with this defensively challenged team have much to do with the roster.

Fire McCrimmon.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Hockey Netherworld on 10/30/09 at 12:25 AM ET

Fire him and make him give back the pay that he sure isn’t earning. I thought you had to work for your spot on this team.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 10/29/09 at 11:28 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

Getting a point when we didn’t deserve it after the way we played to start the game ... gotta take it and run.
I’m looking for a better game against Calgary ... it can’t get much worse.

Somethings missing with these guys and I can’t figure it out.
Just not the drive for, um, ... uh, 60 minutes?
Yep, there it is again. “60 minutes”.
Talent? Check.
Experience? OK.
Skill? No doubt.
Effort? Ah, not so sure. Not for “60 minute”.

Gotta go. ‘til tomorrow,
g’nite.

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 10/29/09 at 11:28 PM ET

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Yeah, kind of mystified as to why Hank and Pavs made it so easy on Khabibulin. Sure, goalies are all looking for the deke, but a Datsyukian deke is no ordinary deke. Beats firing it into a five-hole that the goalie was planning on taking away the whole time.

See what I mean about that game ending a tie?  Neither team deserved the extra point tonight but the Oilers are out there celebrating like they didn’t blow a 4-0 lead.

Posted by DetroitHockey on 10/30/09 at 12:21 AM ET

The Oilers can’t really feel too good about this one. The Wings took their sweet ass time getting their shit together, but they were rag-dolling the Oilers D in the last half of the third.

Not that the Wings should feel like champs, either.

Posted by Bio on 10/29/09 at 11:28 PM ET

VooX's avatar

Nice strategy by Datsyuk and Zetterberg in the shootout.

Why play to your strengths?

And while we’re at it, why not keep Stuart/Ericsson/Lebda on the ice all the time?  I love watching them flail.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 10/29/09 at 11:29 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

I guess the next 3 goals were huge. Bitches.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 10/29/09 at 11:29 PM ET

stayouttamalibu's avatar

I gotcha.  There’s only one Wing I really want gone and that’s neither a secret nor really meeting any resistance.

We have GOT to start strong against Calgary.  I know they blew a five goal lead earlier, but you can’t count on that to happen ever.

Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 10/30/09 at 12:26 AM ET

Only one? There’s definitely one I want unquestionably gone…but I think Jimmeh should probably on the list too.  So two I guess.

Posted by stayouttamalibu from Temporarily in Tempe, AZ on 10/29/09 at 11:30 PM ET

VooX's avatar

I guess the next 3 goals were huge. Bitches.

Your optimism led me to say it.

And officially, happy birthday, bitch.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 10/29/09 at 11:30 PM ET

Mandingo's avatar

Somethings missing with these guys and I can’t figure it out.

I’ll give you a hint: It’s talent.

Posted by Mandingo from The Garage on 10/29/09 at 11:32 PM ET

J.J. from Kansas's avatar

I think Jimmeh should probably on the list too.  So two I guess.

I wouldn’t mind seeing him gone, but I don’t have that same feeling where I’d gladly drink a liter of pee to see him dragged out of the Joe and beaten up like with Lebda.

Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 10/29/09 at 11:33 PM ET

VooX's avatar

Lidstrom needs to bitch-slap Bertuzzi to send a message and put the fear into this team.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 10/29/09 at 11:33 PM ET

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