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by IwoCPO on 01/14/09 at 09:35 PM ET
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Hugely important evening in our world.
The gutters have been overflowing the last few weeks with your obscenity and grade-school humor. How could a family-oriented, well-intentioned, mild-mannered hockey blog turn into something so immature, so reeking of juvenistickidness?
I just don’t know.
Tonite, you begin the process of electing your champion. Watch the remarks closely, stay awake, don’t pass out drooling on your keyboard (Osrt)...and make your recommendations along the way for the five comments we’ll vote on tomorrow.
It’s a Live Blog bitches. A big, fat, west coast live blog.
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Did anyone else catch that banter?
I wasn’t going to say anything because I was actually enjoying not hearing Murph guffaw with useless quips much in that period, but I sense a little tension between he and Ken?
Maybe Ken hid his fifth from him?
Posted by clemshady from Greenwood, SC on 01/14/09 at 10:48 PM ET
I think Oz regressed to his peewee days on that last goal.
I could see him thinking ‘next game I am gonna play Defense’.
Posted by HockeyTownTodd on 01/14/09 at 10:48 PM ET
Getzlack looks like his helmet is about 4 sizes too small
Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 01/14/09 at 10:48 PM ET
Getzlack looks like his helmet is about 4 sizes too small
That’s just to make his head look bigger.
Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 01/14/09 at 10:49 PM ET
Yea Chief. I was referring to an article I read but I don’t remember where. Duh.Bitches.
Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!
Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 01/14/09 at 10:52 PM ET
Getzlack looks like his helmet is about 4 sizes too small
That’s just to make his head look bigger.
I tried that once. Didn’t fool my wife for a second!
Posted by The Hurricane on 01/14/09 at 10:52 PM ET
Who was that dude Pav was playing around with in practice? He made him look beer-league-esque.
Best hands in the game. I’ll second that.
Posted by Alzy from Innisfail, Alberta, Canada on 01/14/09 at 10:53 PM ET
2 PPG for Ottawa over Atlanta 3-2.
Speaking of Atlanta, anyone else notice Justin Williams will be playing for Hitchcock when he isn’t injured.
Posted by HockeyTownTodd on 01/14/09 at 10:53 PM ET
was that Larry Murphy trying to get the puck from Datsyuk?
that video illustrates one thing a lot of people miss about pro sports - how much better they really are than us. sure, against players of their own caliber it can look not so impressive…but throw a regular person out there and it becomes clear.
I used to like that Pros vs Joes show - the best was when they put them in the octagon with Randy Couture.
Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 01/14/09 at 10:54 PM ET
HTT, wrong Williams. Justin is in Carolina. Former Wing Jason, was with Atlanta.
I really don’t understand that trade. Not that the BJs gave anything up (go figure), but they really need a centerman.
Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 01/14/09 at 10:57 PM ET
Hawks over Sabres, 4-1. Hawks controlled the majority of the game. Lalime in net. The 2nd goal he gave up was horrid.
Posted by clemshady from Greenwood, SC on 01/14/09 at 10:58 PM ET
Do the poultry have any fans or just a bunch of dumb $#%@! and thier kids who saw one of the ficticous Mighty Ducks movies and thought hockey was cool…and btw F the Hawks!
Posted by yzer19man from Chicago, IL on 01/14/09 at 11:00 PM ET
Nate, I just got the first names mixed up….I have 2 nephews named Justin…simple mistake. If it was the other Williams I wouldn’t have even mentioned it.
Posted by HockeyTownTodd on 01/14/09 at 11:01 PM ET
Damn it. Big scramble. How doesn’t one of those go in??
Posted by clemshady from Greenwood, SC on 01/14/09 at 11:02 PM ET
Sasquatch to his cage. Shocker.
Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 01/14/09 at 11:02 PM ET
Apparently Cleary offered Pronger some beef jerky there, only to take it away from him.
Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 01/14/09 at 11:02 PM ET
hahahahahahah even his own fans are booing the sasquatch!!!!! what a moron and dirty ass hole!
Posted by yzer19man from Chicago, IL on 01/14/09 at 11:02 PM ET
we should be on a 5-on-3. a Wing got blatantly tripped in front of the Ducks’ net and…no call.
Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 01/14/09 at 11:03 PM ET
Sasquatch in the sin bin?
Gary didn’t arrange that for tonight against the Wings, hence the warning to Homer
Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 01/14/09 at 11:03 PM ET
Fashionably late but present and accounted for.
I see Pronger just got sent to his thinking chair again.
Posted by aaron from phoenix on 01/14/09 at 11:03 PM ET
Almost a Datsyuk goal for the ages. That could have been his best ever.
Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 01/14/09 at 11:03 PM ET
HA HA HA HA HA Thattaboy Z. nice counter on neidermeijer or however you spell its attempted run.
Posted by CRoy from Redford MI on 01/14/09 at 11:04 PM ET
I’m convinced Datsyuk’s hands arms are made of rubber. It’s the only way they move like that.
HAPPY!
Posted by clemshady from Greenwood, SC on 01/14/09 at 11:04 PM ET
Evening bitches, and happy birthday eyesris.
Been very busy lately, but is great catching up on all you bitches. And Chief, if you think any contest will lead me to contribute anything of value, you don’t know me very well.
I hate the *ucks.
And Oompa Loompa lowers the stress level around here to just below nuclear.
Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 01/14/09 at 11:04 PM ET
Eat that slugworth you thieving son of a bitch. Oompa Loompa.
Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 01/14/09 at 11:04 PM ET
yesssss!!!! wow! what a sho! that was friggin awesome! Oompa Loompa!!!!!
Posted by yzer19man from Chicago, IL on 01/14/09 at 11:04 PM ET
Hudler just bend Jiggy over backwards. One-on-one, Giguere squared up, Huds still beats him.
Posted by DetroitHockey on 01/14/09 at 11:04 PM ET
There was a Wings fan with a proper salute after that goal.
Posted by HockeyTownTodd on 01/14/09 at 11:05 PM ET
Awesome…home crowd boos Sasquaclit as he takes a stupid penalty, and than Happy turns Jiggybear inside out. CLASSIC!
Posted by The Hurricane on 01/14/09 at 11:05 PM ET
Kronner all but backed off contact with Getzlack. Ugh
Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 01/14/09 at 11:06 PM ET
Hudler wound up for that shot when he got out of bed this morning…
Posted by Hap from Grand Rapids, MI on 01/14/09 at 11:06 PM ET
HTT, an easy mixup to make.
BJs would’ve been better off with Justin. Seems he’s still not found his game after his long injury, but at least he’s got genuine scoring talent. As we saw first hand several years ago, Jason has nothing but a slapshot, is slow to accelerate, and cant hold the point on the PP.
Also, good for Hudler. 35 goals anyone?
Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 01/14/09 at 11:07 PM ET
Murph: ” the parting of the sea”
no murph thats the parting of the V
Posted by CRoy from Redford MI on 01/14/09 at 11:08 PM ET
Christ. Meech about put it into the rafters.
Posted by clemshady from Greenwood, SC on 01/14/09 at 11:08 PM ET
This is the first game since the Winter Classic that I haven’t watched off the DVR. Good to be back among all the bitches.
Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 01/14/09 at 11:08 PM ET
We’re gonna lose someone to injury if the Wings don’t stand up physically. We aren’t gonna take the Ducks out of this game with goals…unless we get more freaky bounces.
Posted by Tyler from Arizona on 01/14/09 at 11:10 PM ET
Also, good for Hudler. 35 goals anyone?
And 3 million a season next year? Hell, Charlie Buckets got 2.8.
Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 01/14/09 at 11:10 PM ET
Voox, I’m as happy to see you as I am to see the better half… you figure it out if that’s a compliment or not.
Posted by calquake on 01/14/09 at 11:10 PM ET
ATL traded Williams for basically nothing, makes one think…Damaged goods or maybe Dressing room poison. They have never hesitated to hold onto one-dimensional players.
Posted by HockeyTownTodd on 01/14/09 at 11:12 PM ET
Damn. Wally’s been practicing with Dats, it would seem. Too bad he couldn’t bury it.
Posted by clemshady from Greenwood, SC on 01/14/09 at 11:14 PM ET
Filppula almost got his head taken off a couple times on that play and nearly scored. Hopefully that’s a hint of more to come on his new contract.
Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 01/14/09 at 11:15 PM ET
Giggy, what a pussy. move the puck. what are ya, yella?
Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 01/14/09 at 11:15 PM ET
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Pronger took off his cup then?
Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from Lidstrom's head telling him 1 more year on 01/14/09 at 10:47 PM ET