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by IwoCPO on 05/22/09 at 06:28 PM ET
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Every once in a while, at Game 2, a small but vocal band of Hawk fans made their presence felt. They were in one of those overhang deals, kind of a private box in the 202 section. They’d pick and choose their spots and yell it in unison.
“Detroit sucks.”
Idiots in the crowd got angry. They swore and pointed. A few drank some more and yelled more bad things at those people. The Hawk fans laughed and taunted the idiots.
But when Dan Cleary scored to give the Wings a 2-1 lead, something strange happened. Two entire sections, hundreds of people turned at once, peered up at the Hawk fan box and waved. All at once waving. It was awesome.
And I’ll tell you this, no matter how much you hate the Hawk fans...those guys handled it well. They laughed along with us and took it. And when Sammy pooped in a box to end it, those guys shook a few hands before they left. Pretty cool.
Tonite? It won’t even be close. Tonite? If you’re a Wing fan in Chicago you’re not safe and that’s just the way it is.
Because everyone knows what this game means. Wings win and this bitch is done. Over. Hawks? Not so much.
Half a dozen to a dozen.
It’s a Live Blog bitches.

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Hey MO, hope you brought the Mojo
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Hockey Netherworld on 05/22/09 at 07:19 PM ET
This is no early storm, but we don’t have our legs early.
Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 05/22/09 at 07:19 PM ET
Osgood’s going to have to steal a period or three tonite.
Agreed. Clink.
Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 05/22/09 at 07:20 PM ET
Then again, a win tonight and we can stop stressing about Dats-- both winning without him (depth) and going 3-0 up would do wonders for the stress level...Need a Stress Leveller…
Hawks ice it, good early start.
I’m right there with ya....
Posted by eyesris from Chestertown, MD on 05/22/09 at 07:20 PM ET
Shit. Buckets with the hi-stick.
I do NOT want to run out of PKers…
Posted by AndrewFromAnnArbor from Fortress Europe on 05/22/09 at 07:21 PM ET
Oh gee. Here come the zebras. %*@#$ %*@#$ %*@#$ %*@#$
Posted by mrfluffy from Cincy on 05/22/09 at 07:21 PM ET
Well the first few minutes were fine and then the Wings decided to stop trying to hang on to the puck…
Posted by Tyler from Arizona on 05/22/09 at 07:21 PM ET
wow, they are. 29.8% to Detroit’s 25%. 17/57 vs 15/60.
Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 05/22/09 at 07:22 PM ET
Hey MO, hope you brought the Mojo
3-3, 3 RBI’s.. can’t ask more of a 7 year old.
Metallica blasting on the way home and a beer in hand… Mojo… CHECK.
Side comment, little dude rode with the wife, no kid in the truck with the beer.
Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 05/22/09 at 07:22 PM ET
I do NOT want to run out of PKers…
They could always put Sammy back out there.
4 minutes??? Sunuva. Well…
Posted by mrfluffy from Cincy on 05/22/09 at 07:22 PM ET
Wings (Hossa) need to shoot and not be cute all the time.
Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 05/22/09 at 07:22 PM ET
Down to 2 for hopefully 4.
Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 05/22/09 at 07:22 PM ET
Hawks are the best PP in the playoffs? huh?
Truth Paul, though playing the 17th ranked PK in the playoffs hasn’t hurt at all.
Shiiiiiit. Blood. Four minute PK
Posted by AndrewFromAnnArbor from Fortress Europe on 05/22/09 at 07:22 PM ET
Double minor? That’s like...six beers. Shit.
Posted by Gabriel from San Diego, CA on 05/22/09 at 07:22 PM ET
D*mn a pk already...can’t take the stress...as if a 2 year old in a car with an exploding diaper wasn’t bad enough…
Posted by Bingo Bango Jessie on 05/22/09 at 07:23 PM ET
And I open my mouth to a 4 min PK.
Jeebsus.
VooX.... beer me.
Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 05/22/09 at 07:23 PM ET
4 minutes? Uckfay. Bitches.
Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!
Posted by Kate from Pa. on 05/22/09 at 07:23 PM ET
Down to 2 for hopefully 4.
This makes no sense. Ignore. I will be completely incoherent shortly.
Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 05/22/09 at 07:23 PM ET
‘Hawks look tight.
Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 05/22/09 at 07:24 PM ET
You know, I noticed that Hoss has tunnel vision when he has the puck.
Me
Posted by 13datsyukfan13 from Mid Michigan on 05/22/09 at 07:24 PM ET
Time for a shorty
How ‘bout a shortie for HTT....
Where are the shorties this year, Gramps?
Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 05/22/09 at 07:24 PM ET
I’ll sacrifice a cat for a shorty
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Hockey Netherworld on 05/22/09 at 07:24 PM ET
Well, that was it. They could afford to be patient and wear us down.
Gonna be a long night…
Posted by AndrewFromAnnArbor from Fortress Europe on 05/22/09 at 07:25 PM ET
Thats nice—
Well, at least the Wings have been here before.
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Hockey Netherworld on 05/22/09 at 07:25 PM ET
At least that one came after the first two minutes expired. No doubt it was coming. Let’s get the legs under us, boys.
Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 05/22/09 at 07:25 PM ET
Damnit damnit son of a bitch....
Posted by creasemonkey from San Diego, CA on 05/22/09 at 07:25 PM ET
This has to be one of the worst penalty killing teams I’ve ever seen. What in god’s name happened to this unit?
Posted by EFWolverine from Dearborn on 05/22/09 at 07:25 PM ET
Here we go again. Hopefully the Wings can respond within couple of minutes by waking up. We had a good kill, but before that not so good.
Stress Train rolling.
Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 05/22/09 at 07:25 PM ET
Well we spotted then the first one. Now get composed and
PLAY OUR GAME.
Puck possesion and NO TURNOVERS!!!
Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 05/22/09 at 07:25 PM ET
F to the UCK bitches.
Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 05/22/09 at 07:26 PM ET
Oh Christ.
It is going to be a VERY long night
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Hockey Netherworld on 05/22/09 at 07:27 PM ET
#$^$^&$%&$^#%@
fatty fat rebound there…
Posted by creasemonkey from San Diego, CA on 05/22/09 at 07:27 PM ET
Yeah. Gonna be a real long night with defensive lapses like this.
Throw the game now, why don’tcha?
Posted by AndrewFromAnnArbor from Fortress Europe on 05/22/09 at 07:27 PM ET
How many timeouts do we get?
Can we have another if we use it up this early?
Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 05/22/09 at 07:27 PM ET
guess that whole “first ten minutes” thing isn’t working out real well
Posted by IwoCPO from Washington, DC on 05/22/09 at 07:27 PM ET
Umm....yeah, nice little kick pass there, Stewie.
Posted by Gabriel from San Diego, CA on 05/22/09 at 07:27 PM ET
‘Hawks look tight.
Posted by stonehands-78_WingsFan since the beginning ... on 05/22/09 at 08:24 PM ET
not any more
Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 05/22/09 at 07:27 PM ET
raise your hand if your surprised by this?
shit
Posted by Chris in Hockey Hell from COLUMBIA, TENNESSEE on 05/22/09 at 07:27 PM ET
Even homer Eddie says maybe it shouldn’t count. Wow…
Posted by mrfluffy from Cincy on 05/22/09 at 07:27 PM ET
Damn I hate that stupid song they play for all the goals.
Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 05/22/09 at 07:28 PM ET
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