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Every once in a while, at Game 2, a small but vocal band of Hawk fans made their presence felt.  They were in one of those overhang deals, kind of a private box in the 202 section.  They’d pick and choose their spots and yell it in unison.

“Detroit sucks.”

Idiots in the crowd got angry. They swore and pointed.  A few drank some more and yelled more bad things at those people.  The Hawk fans laughed and taunted the idiots.

But when Dan Cleary scored to give the Wings a 2-1 lead, something strange happened.  Two entire sections, hundreds of people turned at once, peered up at the Hawk fan box and waved.  All at once waving.  It was awesome.

And I’ll tell you this, no matter how much you hate the Hawk fans...those guys handled it well.  They laughed along with us and took it.  And when Sammy pooped in a box to end it, those guys shook a few hands before they left.  Pretty cool.

Tonite?  It won’t even be close.  Tonite?  If you’re a Wing fan in Chicago you’re not safe and that’s just the way it is.

Because everyone knows what this game means.  Wings win and this bitch is done.  Over.  Hawks?  Not so much.

Half a dozen to a dozen. 

It’s a Live Blog bitches. 

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Frak yeah!!!!!

Here we go. Not so easy without the stripes calling everything for ya, is it?

Posted by kayl on 05/22/09 at 08:44 PM ET

Zoogz's avatar

TIE GAME BITCHES

Posted by Zoogz on 05/22/09 at 08:44 PM ET

AndrewFromAnnArbor's avatar

HOMER!

YES!!!!!

Posted by AndrewFromAnnArbor from Fortress Europe on 05/22/09 at 08:44 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

heh.

never.  say.  die.

bitches.

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 05/22/09 at 08:44 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

6’5”?????
JESUSFUCKINGCHRIST

Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 05/22/09 at 08:44 PM ET

EFWolverine's avatar

TIED

Posted by EFWolverine from Dearborn on 05/22/09 at 08:45 PM ET

VooX's avatar

Unbelievable.  This is the best period of the Wings’ playoffs.  Outstanding composure.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 05/22/09 at 08:45 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

YESSSSSS

BIG RIG

TIED OMG!!!!!

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Hockey Netherworld on 05/22/09 at 08:45 PM ET

The Hurricane's avatar

EAT MY ASS CHICAGO!

Posted by The Hurricane on 05/22/09 at 08:45 PM ET

IwoCPO's avatar

Oh.
My.

Posted by IwoCPO from Washington, DC on 05/22/09 at 08:45 PM ET

ckittle's avatar

oh my god i love this.

once again… F*&# chicago!

Posted by ckittle from Durham, New Hampshire on 05/22/09 at 08:45 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 05/22/09 at 08:45 PM ET

AxeMaster9's avatar

SEE YOU BITCHES.  LEAVE AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS

Posted by AxeMaster9 on 05/22/09 at 08:45 PM ET

mrfluffy's avatar

Holy Lord and all that’s....uh....Eat shit, Chicago.

Posted by mrfluffy from Cincy on 05/22/09 at 08:45 PM ET

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SUCK IT GARY. RED WINGS HOCKEY BITCHES!

Posted by Bella from puddle of her own vomit on 05/22/09 at 08:45 PM ET

J.J. from Kansas's avatar

YEAH MOTHERFUCHERS, SUCK ON THAT SHIT YOU PIECE OF SHIT MOTHERFUCHING PIECES OF SHIT!

Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 05/22/09 at 08:45 PM ET

Stevis's avatar

Suck it, Bettman!

I take back my stupid “regroup” comments.  Mmm, delicious crow.

Posted by Stevis on 05/22/09 at 08:45 PM ET

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TTTTTTHHHHHEEEEEEEYYYYYYY’RRRRRRRRREEEEEEE
BBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCKKKKKK

Posted by Deuce from Brooklyn on 05/22/09 at 08:45 PM ET

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Did you guys hear that?  It was the breath being sucked out of the Blackhawks fan base.

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from Earth. on 05/22/09 at 08:45 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHH

YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

GOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

JACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEDDDDDDDDDDD

BBB-BBBB-BBBB-IIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by RWBill from jabbing a six inch sewing needle into my eye. on 05/22/09 at 08:45 PM ET

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HELLLLLLSSSS YEAH!
We’ve got a game!

Posted by kayl on 05/22/09 at 08:46 PM ET

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Hey, not to toot my own horn, but as soon as I got home and started posting the wings started scoring.

I have three posts and the Wings have three goals.

Come on bitches.

This is my fourth post.

Posted by SharkBaiter from hiding from the sun on 05/22/09 at 08:46 PM ET

Stevis's avatar

Did you guys hear that?  It was the breath being sucked out of the Blackhawks fan base.

The sweet, delicious quiet of a stunned opposition barn.

Posted by Stevis on 05/22/09 at 08:46 PM ET

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Dude..bad refs, a million minutes on the pk and its tied

Posted by UMFan from Colorado on 05/22/09 at 08:46 PM ET

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YEAH MOTHERFUCHERS, SUCK ON THAT SHIT YOU PIECE OF SHIT MOTHERFUCHING PIECES OF SHIT!

JJ, you coprophiliac you.

Posted by AndrewFromAnnArbor from Fortress Europe on 05/22/09 at 08:47 PM ET

IwoCPO's avatar

strangely silent in chicago.

Posted by IwoCPO from Washington, DC on 05/22/09 at 08:47 PM ET

mrfluffy's avatar

Tied it...damn this team when I lose faith in ‘em.

Posted by mrfluffy from Cincy on 05/22/09 at 08:47 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

Unbelieveable! Wouldn’t it be great if they scored on the face off

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from Sunny SoCal on 05/22/09 at 08:47 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

Suck it, Bettman!

Posted by Stevis on 05/22/09 at 09:45 PM ET

SKATE. TO. THE. THROAT.

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 05/22/09 at 08:47 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

Lotsa puck to play bitches and assholes....
Game on.

Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 05/22/09 at 08:47 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

19:01 DET Tomas Holmstrom (3) Tip-In - Assists: Jonathan Ericsson (3) & Brad Stuart (6)

Homer off the schneide

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Hockey Netherworld on 05/22/09 at 08:47 PM ET

AndrewFromAnnArbor's avatar

Zoom with the Tigs save over Colorado...good ‘un.

Posted by AndrewFromAnnArbor from Fortress Europe on 05/22/09 at 08:47 PM ET

Chris in Hockey Hell's avatar

“SEE YOU BITCHES.  LEAVE AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS”

Happens when I don’t watch.

Posted by Chris in Hockey Hell from COLUMBIA, TENNESSEE on 05/22/09 at 08:47 PM ET

AndrewFromAnnArbor's avatar

CBC: “Doesn’t sound like home-ice advantage anymore...”

Posted by AndrewFromAnnArbor from Fortress Europe on 05/22/09 at 08:47 PM ET

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Nice ovation for your team, Chicago.

Posted by Bella from puddle of her own vomit on 05/22/09 at 08:48 PM ET

J.J. from Kansas's avatar

JJ, you coprophiliac you.

Sorry, that was as friendly as I could muster after that goal.

Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 05/22/09 at 08:48 PM ET

Zoogz's avatar

So, what happens if we don’t end up getting bogus major penalties and one of our defencemen tossed in the first?  3-1 Wings perhaps?

Way to keep competition level, Gary.Ass.  As if the salary cap wasn’t bad enough.

Posted by Zoogz on 05/22/09 at 08:48 PM ET

EFWolverine's avatar

Big mo in the corner of the Big Red Machine. Get this in the 3rd, boys. Bury them, and then tell Bettman to suck it.

Posted by EFWolverine from Dearborn on 05/22/09 at 08:48 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

It’s new game my friends!

The 3rd period belogs to the RED WINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 05/22/09 at 08:48 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

That was fun.

Time for 20 a minute hockey game.....that’s how we roll.

Posted by Rumbear from Sandy Eggo on 05/22/09 at 08:48 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

Outstanding composure.

Beer me on that sentiment.
Cheers all round the Train.

Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 05/22/09 at 08:49 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Un real.

What an enormous shift in momentum.  In the W.C.F.

Meltdown in CHITOWN.

Suck on that ‘Hawk fan.

Wings got a real chance to commence decapitation.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Hockey Netherworld on 05/22/09 at 08:49 PM ET

mrfluffy's avatar

Somewhere in the bowels of the UC, Dangle just leaned over to Kronner and said; “I told ooo so.”

Posted by mrfluffy from Cincy on 05/22/09 at 08:49 PM ET

AndrewFromAnnArbor's avatar

“What the Hawks never figured out, and what I know now, was that these men would never break, never lie down, never bend over for anybody.  Anybody.”

Posted by AndrewFromAnnArbor from Fortress Europe on 05/22/09 at 08:49 PM ET

IwoCPO's avatar

And the therapists descend on the Hawk room for the second intermission.

Posted by IwoCPO from Washington, DC on 05/22/09 at 08:49 PM ET

The Hurricane's avatar

IF IF IF we win this, Kronner is no doubt suspended for Sunday.

One of the unmistakable truths of this evening.

Posted by The Hurricane on 05/22/09 at 08:49 PM ET

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Oh my God

My 25 push ups whenever the Wings are down in a playoff game ritual worked!

Posted by Tyler from Arizona on 05/22/09 at 08:49 PM ET

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There’s one *#$%@& person who needs to get the go-ahead goal, and you all know who he is.

Posted by Bella from puddle of her own vomit on 05/22/09 at 08:49 PM ET

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I was actually waiting for the intermission to say that I had a good feeling with the way the game was progressing.  We couldn’t get set up in the first with all the penalties, spend the early part of the second feeling out Chicago’s weaknesses, then made the adjustment and pounced.

The Blackhawks are going to come out tentative in the third.  We have to stay patient and we’ll win this one by two goals.

Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 05/22/09 at 08:50 PM ET

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“What the Hawks never figured out, and what I know now, was that these men would never break, never lie down, never bend over for anybody.  Anybody.”

Posted by AndrewFromAnnArbor from Fortress Europe on 05/22/09 at 09:49 PM ET

Spacey’s best.

Posted by IwoCPO from Washington, DC on 05/22/09 at 08:50 PM ET

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