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by IwoCPO on 05/19/08 at 07:15 PM ET
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You’re damn right I switched to Seger. It’s not Night Moves.
Name it.
Then finish it. Please.
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Secondary scoring off the face!
Posted by Aaron from Phoenix, that makes me a transplant on 05/19/08 at 07:18 PM ET
score any way you can, Drapes!
face first, whatever it takes.
Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 05/19/08 at 07:18 PM ET
Kick ass. And all those cute little Bubba boos make me smile.
Posted by BuzzFledderjohn on 05/19/08 at 07:18 PM ET
Peyton Hope is in da house! WHEW! We have a lead, we have a lead.
Posted by hockeychic from Denver, CO on 05/19/08 at 07:18 PM ET
IN!!!
Did you all see the look of relief on Uncle Mike’s face!!!!
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Hockey Netherworld on 05/19/08 at 07:18 PM ET
DRAKE! Offa Draper’s face.
Luckily it wasn’t Sammy…
Posted by BuzzFledderjohn on 05/19/08 at 07:19 PM ET
SKATE ON THROAT BITCHES!! PRESS HARD!!!
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Hockey Netherworld on 05/19/08 at 07:19 PM ET
Man, Buzz Fledderjohn AND Jockey Full of Bourbon in here? What happened to Seger?
Just call me Tom Traubert then, because I’ve got the blues and I’m four sheets to the wind near Copenhagen.
Posted by AndrewFromAnnArbor on 05/19/08 at 07:21 PM ET
Stood alone on a mountain top,
Starin out at the great divide
I could go east, I could go west,
It was all up to me to decide
Just then I saw a young hawk flyin
And my soul began to rise
And pretty soon
My heart was singin
Posted by hockeychic from Denver, CO on 05/19/08 at 07:22 PM ET
@Andrew
A Tom Waits reference? Oh, the Wings are gonna roll!
Posted by Dave on 05/19/08 at 07:23 PM ET
almost went with a “warm beer and cold women” moniker. (too long)
Posted by Jockey full of bourbon on 05/19/08 at 07:24 PM ET
Yep, good old Tom Waits. I bet he’d have a few wise words for this moment…
Posted by BuzzFledderjohn on 05/19/08 at 07:24 PM ET
Great camerawork versus, way to follow the puck…
Posted by Matt from Chicago on 05/19/08 at 07:24 PM ET
2nd line crashing the net hard!!!
Uncle Mike’s plan shoot at every opportunity and crash the net
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Hockey Netherworld on 05/19/08 at 07:24 PM ET
Hank looks like he is at near full speed tonight!
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Hockey Netherworld on 05/19/08 at 07:25 PM ET
thats why theyre bringing in the glow puck, so the cameramen can follow (cheaper that a compotent cameraman)
Posted by Jockey full of bourbon on 05/19/08 at 07:25 PM ET
Nice job by Helm to get back on that one.
Posted by Steve J from Columbus, OH on 05/19/08 at 07:26 PM ET
I saw #3. knew bad things were going to happen.
[sigh]
Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 05/19/08 at 07:26 PM ET
Wings go to their first kill tonight!
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Hockey Netherworld on 05/19/08 at 07:26 PM ET
no shh Matt...it’s like they’re not used to covering hockey or something…
..Dats has two big hits already…
Posted by Osrt on 05/19/08 at 07:26 PM ET
i guess it would help to spell competent right
Posted by Jockey full of bourbon on 05/19/08 at 07:26 PM ET
Mac in the box
Posted by Matt from Chicago on 05/19/08 at 07:27 PM ET
Iwo, how’s that hamster doing? Expendable?
A comfort goal would allow me to breathe properly for the first time in a little less than a week.
Posted by lilja4ever on 05/19/08 at 07:27 PM ET
Good job by Lebda to pop back up there…
Posted by Gabriel from San Diego, CA on 05/19/08 at 07:27 PM ET
Fruck, Lils on the PK
Posted by Matt from Chicago on 05/19/08 at 07:28 PM ET
You know it, Dave. Love the blog, incidentally.
Here’s an apt one:
Hang on St. Christopher with the hammer to the floor
Put a highball in the crank case, nail a crow to the door
Get a bottle for the jockey, gimme a 294
There’s a 750 Norton bustin’ down January’s door
Hang on St. Christopher on the passenger side
Open it up tonight the Devil can ride
Kill kill kill!
Posted by AndrewFromAnnArbor on 05/19/08 at 07:29 PM ET
Good job by Cleary getting that Clear!!! Lilja had been on for like 1:10
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Hockey Netherworld on 05/19/08 at 07:29 PM ET
Puck is bouncing says the Douche Fairy - ice quality maybe?
Posted by hockeychic from Denver, CO on 05/19/08 at 07:29 PM ET
Pavel keeps the legs moving, Dallas can’t do anything about it except hook him. beautiful.
Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 05/19/08 at 07:29 PM ET
Did you see the EFFORT by Dats on that kill, and drew a penalty
YEAH—Uncle Mike has the team ready to play!!!
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Hockey Netherworld on 05/19/08 at 07:30 PM ET
“We don’t do thoy.” Love that ad Thomas.
Posted by IwoCPO from Washington, DC on 05/19/08 at 07:30 PM ET
“We don’t do soy...”
That guy reminds me of Tommy Boy
Posted by Matt from Chicago on 05/19/08 at 07:31 PM ET
More Waits…
Take an eye for an eye
Take a tooth for a tooth
Just like they say in the Bible
Never leave a trace or forget a face
Of any man at the table
Posted by Dave on 05/19/08 at 07:31 PM ET
The Turk Killer is back in action!
Posted by Nate A from Dark side of the moon on 05/19/08 at 07:32 PM ET
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Posted by Nate A from Dark side of the moon on 05/19/08 at 07:17 PM ET