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by IwoCPO on 12/01/08 at 07:00 PM ET
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...you put the Duck’s head on a block of wood. Hold it down and flick the beak for a few minutes, just to torture it. Do Ducks even have beaks? Is that how “beak” is spelled?
Then you chop it off. The whole thing. The head and the beak, beek.
This game is very important. The most important regular season game of the month so far.
So I thought we’d drink a little, and have ourselves a Live Blog.
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Say hello you bad-mannered bastards. I’m already sad from watching this garbage…
Posted by Osrt on 12/01/08 at 08:42 PM ET
Cleary should have kicked his feet out when pushed and sat right on Jiggy’s head.
Posted by ITDeuce from The Land of Ice and Snow on 12/01/08 at 08:43 PM ET
Shots: 27-7. Unfriggingbelievable.
Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 12/01/08 at 08:44 PM ET
Say hello you bad-mannered bastards.
Hey sniffles. 
Posted by Gabriel from San Diego, CA on 12/01/08 at 08:44 PM ET
Draper with a chance…
Right into the belly of Giguere.
Posted by ITDeuce from The Land of Ice and Snow on 12/01/08 at 08:44 PM ET
goddamn it. well i’m out…i’m gonna blow off some stress related steam on my men’s league opponent.
Posted by Animal Drew from A Nightmare on Helm Street on 12/01/08 at 08:45 PM ET
The Hasek fully reconditioned and ready for the grand opening for the year?
Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 12/01/08 at 08:45 PM ET
Hey sniffles.
First laugh all game Gabe. Well played.
Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 12/01/08 at 08:46 PM ET
goddamn poultry… i gotta go take out my frustration on my men’s league opponent!
Posted by Animal Drew from A Nightmare on Helm Street on 12/01/08 at 08:46 PM ET
sorry about the two posts. i was still on the second page. later folks.
Posted by Animal Drew from A Nightmare on Helm Street on 12/01/08 at 08:47 PM ET
The Hasek fully reconditioned and ready for the grand opening for the year?
Yes
Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 12/01/08 at 08:47 PM ET
At least Draper tried a wrist shot.
Posted by Tyler from Arizona on 12/01/08 at 08:47 PM ET
The Hasek fully reconditioned and ready for the grand opening for the year?
Here’s the thing. If the Wings keep this play up, I’m fine. Even if we lose. I can chalk it up to bad bounces, whatever. It’s when we blow a 3 goal lead and get outshot in the 3rd that pisses me off. The team is pressing right now…it’ll pay off if they can just keep it up.
Posted by Gabriel from San Diego, CA on 12/01/08 at 08:48 PM ET
Talking Larionov night, notice Murph speaks up about free booze
Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 12/01/08 at 08:48 PM ET
Make em pay for that foolishness!!!!!!
Posted by ITDeuce from The Land of Ice and Snow on 12/01/08 at 08:48 PM ET
Outstanding stupid penalty from Getzlaf. Nice job. Need to convert.
Convert. Convert.
Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 12/01/08 at 08:49 PM ET
Here’s the thing. If the Wings keep this play up, I’m fine. Even if we lose. I can chalk it up to bad bounces, whatever. It’s when we blow a 3 goal lead and get outshot in the 3rd that pisses me off. The team is pressing right now…it’ll pay off if they can just keep it up.
Amen, Gabe.
Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 12/01/08 at 08:49 PM ET
The team is pressing right now…it’ll pay off if they can just keep it up.
I’m not buying it til I see us tear someone up. Buzzer to buzzer. Just whoop someone’s ass, ya know?
Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 12/01/08 at 08:50 PM ET
Frigging Sammy. Jesus FC. Can you not give it away? Just try that once.
Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 12/01/08 at 08:51 PM ET
I’m not buying it til I see us tear someone up. Buzzer to buzzer. Just whoop someone’s ass, ya know?
here, here
or is it hear, hear?
Posted by ITDeuce from The Land of Ice and Snow on 12/01/08 at 08:51 PM ET
Hey sniffles. wink
Never mind….
Is it me or are Ken and Mickey really into trashing the feathers….
damn…took me ten minutes to post this…
Posted by Osrt on 12/01/08 at 08:52 PM ET
Just whoop someone’s ass, ya know?
They’re doing it tonight. Maybe not on the scoreboard, but what are the shots? 31-9 shots? And the Ducks lone goal was a fluke.
Posted by Gabriel from San Diego, CA on 12/01/08 at 08:52 PM ET
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!!!1
Posted by ITDeuce from The Land of Ice and Snow on 12/01/08 at 08:54 PM ET
SCORE BY…SOMEONE!!!! SOMMMMEOONNNNE!
Posted by Gabriel from San Diego, CA on 12/01/08 at 08:54 PM ET
Wings need to win this game for validation’s sake. Play hard. Play your system. And win.
Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 12/01/08 at 08:55 PM ET
J.M.F. Franzen makes an appearance. Finally getting some traffic in front.
Posted by DetroitHockey on 12/01/08 at 08:55 PM ET
Is there crappy ice tonight or what? Bouncing pucks and blown tires all over the place.
Posted by ITDeuce from The Land of Ice and Snow on 12/01/08 at 08:56 PM ET
This game should be 9 to 1 right now.
Posted by Gabriel from San Diego, CA on 12/01/08 at 08:57 PM ET
Crap. Two posts.
And Mick, in the old days, there would have been 20k in there instead of 18, maybe.
Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 12/01/08 at 08:58 PM ET
2:30 to go in the second.
Wings lead the SOGs 35-9.
And we just have one goal.
Posted by SYF from a "Bron-Y-Aur Stomp" on 12/01/08 at 08:58 PM ET
And Mick, in the old days, there would have been 20k in there instead of 18, maybe.
Heavy on the maybe…
Posted by ITDeuce from The Land of Ice and Snow on 12/01/08 at 08:59 PM ET
Anyone else notice how often Z hits the post? It’s insane…
Posted by Tyler from Arizona on 12/01/08 at 09:00 PM ET
Wings lead the SOGs 35-9.
And we just have one goal.
Yeah, but with the way Ozzy’s been letting everything in, it’s a little surprising they only have one too.
No..NO…sorry. Optimism. I’m going to be optimistic.
Posted by Gabriel from San Diego, CA on 12/01/08 at 09:00 PM ET
I hate to go back to the bounces argument, especially since I’ve equated good bounces with hard work, but really, some of the rebounds have stayed out of the net on the sheer force of the fact that it went left instead of right or that it bounced out three feet instead of four. We’ve got guys around it, the puck’s just not getting to them. Credit some of that to the Ducks’ D-Men and some to bad luck.
Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 12/01/08 at 09:01 PM ET
Kerry Frasier laughing at Moen is freaking priceless!
Posted by ITDeuce from The Land of Ice and Snow on 12/01/08 at 09:04 PM ET
I guess Jiggy deserves some credit too, but *#$%@& him.
Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 12/01/08 at 09:04 PM ET
I hope the bounces pisses em all off some and they come out and play like they actually want to win the game.
Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 12/01/08 at 09:04 PM ET
two solid periods. let’s pick it up another notch in the third and put away these tired quacks.
gooooooooooo Wings!
Posted by ckittle from Durham, New Hampshire on 12/01/08 at 09:05 PM ET
Off to a meeting…....later kids!
Posted by Rumbear from Top O da Hasek, sippin rum & catchin some rays on 12/01/08 at 09:05 PM ET
Th…thirty eight to nine?
If they can play the exact same way they did the first 2 periods, we will not lose. We can’t.
Plus, it’ll be a full 60 minute game.
Posted by Tyler from Arizona on 12/01/08 at 09:05 PM ET
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