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by IwoCPO on 12/01/08 at 07:00 PM ET
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...you put the Duck’s head on a block of wood. Hold it down and flick the beak for a few minutes, just to torture it. Do Ducks even have beaks? Is that how “beak” is spelled?
Then you chop it off. The whole thing. The head and the beak, beek.
This game is very important. The most important regular season game of the month so far.
So I thought we’d drink a little, and have ourselves a Live Blog.
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The Little Skeezers “Pinch” commercial is really, really, fricking stupid.
Posted by monkey from here to Timbuktu on 12/01/08 at 09:17 PM ET
Oh my. The French dude is gone. Interesting.
Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 12/01/08 at 09:21 PM ET
Carlisle has to go to the bullpen after we wear out the starter with shots?
Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 12/01/08 at 09:21 PM ET
I was wondering about that change myself.
Posted by ITDeuce from The Land of Ice and Snow on 12/01/08 at 09:22 PM ET
Hosaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Posted by ITDeuce from The Land of Ice and Snow on 12/01/08 at 09:26 PM ET
Yeah, I think I approve of that goalie change.
Posted by Sadie from Ann Arbor, MI on 12/01/08 at 09:26 PM ET
Lilja smart play? There might be a chance afterall…..Hossa!
Now play with the lead. Bitches.
Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 12/01/08 at 09:26 PM ET
TICK. TOCK.
Sign that MF’er. Today. Well, January 1st.
Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 12/01/08 at 09:26 PM ET
I bet Carlisle is regretting that change now.
Posted by clemshady from Greenwood, SC on 12/01/08 at 09:26 PM ET
Let the assault on the Wings begin, every chance they get to hit they’re going to bury us…. see how the calls go
Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 12/01/08 at 09:29 PM ET
Parros looks like a guy who tries to sell little kids candy out of his panel van.
Posted by clemshady from Greenwood, SC on 12/01/08 at 09:29 PM ET
as awesome as that was, i can’t imagine Giggy would have let that go by with those plywood sized pads of his.
thanks carlisle!
Posted by ckittle from Durham, New Hampshire on 12/01/08 at 09:29 PM ET
Parros looks like the cleaning lady I had back in ‘78 in Saginaw. She was one mean bitch.
Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 12/01/08 at 09:29 PM ET
You mean, I bought candy from your cleaning lady, Chief?
Posted by clemshady from Greenwood, SC on 12/01/08 at 09:31 PM ET
Parros looks like a guy who tries to sell little kids candy out of his panel van
either that or he still feels stuck in the 1970s and stars in low budget softcore “films” off the ice
Posted by ckittle from Durham, New Hampshire on 12/01/08 at 09:31 PM ET
Nice to say Sasquatch has been nonexistant tonight.
Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 12/01/08 at 09:32 PM ET
Please please please please please let his hand be broken. I swear I’ll be good for the rest of the year…I never ask for anything…pleeeease….
Posted by Gabriel from San Diego, CA on 12/01/08 at 09:32 PM ET
I think you might have shady. every other kid got a 17 year old sexual revolutionary and I get a 55 year old beast with a mustache. Thanks dad.
Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 12/01/08 at 09:34 PM ET
Please please please please please let his hand be broken. I swear I’ll be good for the rest of the year…I never ask for anything…pleeeease….
Yes
Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 12/01/08 at 09:34 PM ET
It could be worse, Chief. You could have had a 55 year old mustachioed sexual predator.
Posted by clemshady from Greenwood, SC on 12/01/08 at 09:36 PM ET
every other kid got a 17 year old sexual revolutionary
My buddy Joe always bragged that he lost his virginity to the cleaning lady at 13. We finally asked his dad about it and all he said was “Yeah..she was a beast.” It was awesome.
Posted by Gabriel from San Diego, CA on 12/01/08 at 09:36 PM ET
nice work down low by meech, drapes, and maltby. that’s what i like to see.
Posted by ckittle from Durham, New Hampshire on 12/01/08 at 09:39 PM ET
I’d be happy as $hit to not have the score change for the next 10 min’s…
Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 12/01/08 at 09:39 PM ET
you have got to be &%@^ing kidding with that penalty
Posted by ckittle from Durham, New Hampshire on 12/01/08 at 09:41 PM ET
Holy shit. That was a horrible call.
Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 12/01/08 at 09:41 PM ET
And I had thought that the refs swallowed their whistles when the slash on Osgood was ignored. Should have known better.
Posted by DetroitHockey on 12/01/08 at 09:41 PM ET
i hear you, Mo, but Hossa just gave them a chance. Dammit.
Posted by clemshady from Greenwood, SC on 12/01/08 at 09:41 PM ET
The way they just called Hossa, you can tell they were looking for something to pounce on.
Posted by Tyler from Arizona on 12/01/08 at 09:42 PM ET
nice work down low by meech, drapes, and maltby. that’s what i like to see.
That’s what she said
Posted by halomasterd4n on 12/01/08 at 09:42 PM ET
Woohoo….Ken..“Whoooaaa!! And there goes Pronger…”
Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 12/01/08 at 09:45 PM ET
awww da sathsquath make a boo-boo
Posted by ckittle from Durham, New Hampshire on 12/01/08 at 09:45 PM ET
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After watching him cry about the Datsyuk hit, I’m hereby referring to him as Travis BitchandMoen.
Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 12/01/08 at 09:09 PM ET