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Hey Ohio Transplants…Here’s Your Standard
by IwoCPO on 01/25/09 at 05:12 PM ET
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You have tickets to Tuesday’s game in Columbus. It’s the only chance you have to see The Dynasty all year. You and your wife are epic Wing fans, raised in Michigan, transplanted in Columbus, or somewhere near.
Principles? You’ve got ‘em. And you’re considering skipping the game just to show Gary Bettman what a tool he is.
But you realize it won’t phase him because all he cares about is buying a new Webkinz for his baby boy in Pittsburgh.
So you make some juvenilicious signs instead. Because that, motherfu**er, is how you roll.
And then you send them to me because you know I’m about as mature as the eleven-year old kid next door trying to light his farts on fire with aerosal.
You’ve set the standard. Now it’s up to the roughly five thousand other Wing fans going to Tuesday’s game to match you.
A2Y 19 member, Drimo, offers these for all of your approval.
1800. Three straight hours of CSI Miami on A&E. I’m live blogging every one of those bitches.
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That Zamboni sign is wonderful. Just fantastic.
Posted by Baroque from Michigan on 01/25/09 at 06:55 PM ET
First let me apologize for my previous posts. I finally realized what this site is all about. Your a genius Bill. Gotta believe there’s nothin’ like making money off a bunch o morons who want nothing more in life than to find people just like themselves. I guess we all can learn a thing or too from everyone.
“Thanks. Gary. A$$. “
Beautiful.
Posted by Lurker on 01/25/09 at 07:04 PM ET
Hell, maybe we’ll even learn a thing or two….
Posted by clemshady from Greenwood, SC on 01/25/09 at 08:03 PM ET
I’ll pay for plane tickets, game tickets, and miss two days of school and get my ass seriously in trouble if I could show those signs on national television.
Posted by Tyler from Arizona on 01/25/09 at 08:11 PM ET
Holy Shit. I have never been more proud of a resident of Ohio in my entire life.
Posted by John from Pittsburgh, PA (Wings fan for life!) on 01/25/09 at 08:33 PM ET
Drimo, I love em…just one problem. You forgot the “N” in that first sine. Pee Wee wont know who you’re talking about.
My dream is to give every fan at the Joe one of those big cards to hold up during the anthem. One side of the arena spells out F-U-C-K the other side of course, reads G-A-R-Y.
Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 01/25/09 at 09:23 PM ET
Gotta believe there’s nothin’ like making money off a bunch o morons who want nothing more in life than to find people just like themselves.
Then why the *#$%@& do you keep posting here?
If we are all morons looking to line Chiefs pockets…. just trying to fit in dickweed?
BTW, if you make it to the game on the 20th, I’ll give ya a $50 and we can say it’s from Lurker$$$.
What an epic pathetic troll.
I know we’re not supposed to feed’em but really. What. A. Douche.
Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 01/25/09 at 09:40 PM ET
Beautiful.
THANKS.
GARY.
A$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$.
Posted by Lurker on 01/25/09 at 10:09 PM ET
Thanks guys. If we somehow make it on to the FSN-D broadcast, could someone post screen caps? We will only be able to record FSN-Ohio due to blackout.
Posted by drimo from Cincinnati, OH on 01/25/09 at 10:37 PM ET
Brilliant. I’m considering hanging the paddywagon one over my TV in the living room, right next to the picture of Kenny flipping the dual birds.
I think these are the first things anyone should see when entering my home.
Posted by Nathan from the scoresheet! on 01/26/09 at 09:44 AM ET
I’ll be in Section 203 holding a sign, but due to a lack of a digital camera cannot send it to you beforehand. It will probably say SAVE DATSYUK on one side and SAVE LIDSTROM on the other, in Ferris Beuller style.
Posted by Bryan from Columbus on 01/26/09 at 11:08 AM ET
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Better yet, let’s belly up the cash to get above zamboni sign to replace the Croc’s ad at center ice at the Ass Can….you know, just to add a little vinegar to the Dive’s already horrific Gary inspired fall from grace.
Posted by The Hurricane on 01/25/09 at 05:55 PM ET