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Hey Ohio Transplants…Here’s Your Standard

You have tickets to Tuesday’s game in Columbus.  It’s the only chance you have to see The Dynasty all year.  You and your wife are epic Wing fans, raised in Michigan, transplanted in Columbus, or somewhere near.

Principles? You’ve got ‘em.  And you’re considering skipping the game just to show Gary Bettman what a tool he is.

But you realize it won’t phase him because all he cares about is buying a new Webkinz for his baby boy in Pittsburgh.

So you make some juvenilicious signs instead.  Because that, motherfu**er, is how you roll.

And then you send them to me because you know I’m about as mature as the eleven-year old kid next door trying to light his farts on fire with aerosal.

You’ve set the standard.  Now it’s up to the roughly five thousand other Wing fans going to Tuesday’s game to match you.

A2Y 19 member, Drimo, offers these for all of your approval.

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1800.  Three straight hours of CSI Miami on A&E.  I’m live blogging every one of those bitches.

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Welcome to Abel to Yzerman, a Red Wing blog since 1977.  No other site on the internet has better-researched, fact-laden and better prepared discussions than A2Y.  Re-phrase: we do little research, find facts and stats highly overrated and claim little to no preparation.  There are 19 readers of A2Y. No more, no less. All of them, except maybe one, are juvenile in nature.  Reminding them of that in the comment section will only encourage them to prove that. Your suggestions and critiques are welcome: .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)

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