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Hide The Kids…It’s The Unibomber and Satan’s Daughter At The Door
by IwoCPO on 10/13/09 at 04:48 PM ET
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Note: If you’re DVR’ing this game to watch later? Let me save you some time. Delete that bitch RFN.
We’ve got a spastic kid finally playing, a sociopath on the top line, two grinders sitting and a bunch of Wing fans talking about shaving their frigging heads for like six hours this afternoon.
There ain’t no use in crying, which leaves only one recourse when our Tuesday total drops to 32.
Good god. Let’s Live Blog.
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Wow, a Gary Glitter reference? Better add child molester to that list.
Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from Warm and sunny SoCal on 10/13/09 at 04:59 PM ET
Evenin’ 19, Chief.
I have to concur on Bertuzzi, I did a couple doubletakes last game just to make sure it was him. Nothing spectacular, but glimpses of what he might be able to do, and certainly his best game wearing the Winged Wheel.
Cannot wait to see Helm on the ice tonight; hopefully Eaves can put together a good game.
Posted by TeamDub from The gratch. on 10/13/09 at 05:10 PM ET
Hank finally scores. Datsyuk breaks someone’s ankle. Helm passes Stuart’s 16 hits in his first shift. Miller makes 42 saves. Wings win 2-1. This one will make us sweat.
Posted by Guilherme from Brazsil on 10/13/09 at 05:10 PM ET
I’ll have to catch it on the replay - scheduling conflict.
But I still don’t like the Unibomber, he still seems like an ineffective floater (for the most part) who skated right past someone and let Dan Cleary hit him instead.
Of course, I’m biased, so it will take a hell of a lot more than backchecking once in a while to give me any positive feelings whatsoever.
Posted by Baroque from Michigan on 10/13/09 at 05:17 PM ET
Of course, I’m biased, so it will take a hell of a lot more than backchecking once in a while to give me any positive feelings whatsoever.
We would expect nothing less.
Evening, bitches. Taz + Tuzzi is the Tazmanian Devil line automatically.
And did you guys catch Ovechkin trash talking Dangle-Dangle this week? I am sure glad Dangle shut him up. Now if someone would let me know how to shut up Pens fans.
Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 10/13/09 at 05:30 PM ET
Now if someone would let me know how to shut up Pens fans.
Close the door to the basement.
Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from Warm and sunny SoCal on 10/13/09 at 05:33 PM ET
Hi all. As we get into the season the feeling is coming back. I have to say I’ve been numb since June.
As far as Bert goes, he hasn’t really looked that bad. That’s not to say he’s looked good, because anytime you’re part of the circus you are going to score eventually.
Unless you are wearing #13. Man he has been snake bit for so long I would think he is due for a friggin hat trick tonight. Bitches.
Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!
Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 10/13/09 at 05:34 PM ET
Emrick/Eliot/Harwood call tonight, folks. Same ‘ol studio morons.
Posted by Steve from New Jersey on 10/13/09 at 05:35 PM ET
TSN has the feed in Canada. Anyone need a feed?
Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 10/13/09 at 05:38 PM ET
I still don’t like Babs diddling with the lines right after a win.
Posted by HockeyTownTodd on 10/13/09 at 05:42 PM ET
And did you guys catch Ovechkin trash talking Dangle-Dangle this week? I am sure glad Dangle shut him up. Now if someone would let me know how to shut up Pens fans.
I did not catch that. Please enlighten me.
TSN has the feed in Canada. Anyone need a feed?
I am going to need a feed of every single game, except next Thursday as I will be there. So yes.
Posted by stayouttamalibu from Temporarily in Tempe, AZ on 10/13/09 at 05:52 PM ET
Good Evening you 19 Bitches. Been a while.
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 10/13/09 at 05:55 PM ET
Giddy-up. Bitches.
Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!
Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 10/13/09 at 05:55 PM ET
http://www.sportingnews.com/blog/ccustance.tsn/208343/
I asked what Pavel Datsyuk brought to the table as a player. Ovechkin’s answer?
“He’s won a Lady Bing trophy a lot,” Ovechkin said. “So, probably ladies love him.”
That’s it?
“Yeah.”
Thanks, Alex. Not usable for the magazine, but pretty funny.
PM me if you need a feed.
Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 10/13/09 at 05:55 PM ET
Ever start boiling pasta, sit at your computer and maybe forget you’re boiling something?? A smooth top stove to boot…. Sunuva…. nobody else home to blame it on either. D’oh
Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 10/13/09 at 05:56 PM ET
Good Evening you 19 Bitches. Been a while.
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Hockey Netherworld on 10/13/09 at 06:55 PM ET
Top notch greeting there. Nice to have you back.
Lets Go Red wings!!!!!
Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 10/13/09 at 05:58 PM ET
wings=Wings!!!!! Bitches.
Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!
Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 10/13/09 at 05:59 PM ET
PM me if you need a feed.
I could use a feed while I’m at work. farouk_karim at HSBC dot com.
Posted by DetCapC19 from Vancouver, BC on 10/13/09 at 05:59 PM ET
farouk_karim at HSBC dot com.
Make that dot CA
Posted by DetCapC19 from Vancouver, BC on 10/13/09 at 05:59 PM ET
PM me if you need a feed.
I actually just found one but thanks anyways. Let’s go Wings.
Posted by stayouttamalibu from Temporarily in Tempe, AZ on 10/13/09 at 06:00 PM ET
Evenin’ bitches.
I like ya, Ryan Miller, but tonight I wanna kill ya. Also, this should be a good opportunity for people to tell me “I told you so” when they disagreed with my idea to sign Mike Grier this summer.
Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 10/13/09 at 06:00 PM ET
1 minute to watch sucky Versus.
Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!
Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 10/13/09 at 06:01 PM ET
Line up your ginger-ales and get ready for some Red Wing Hockey.
Posted by calquake on 10/13/09 at 06:01 PM ET
Well, at least we’ve got Doc Emmerich on the versus feed tonight.
Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 10/13/09 at 06:02 PM ET
I’m all about class, Kate. Really.
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 10/13/09 at 06:02 PM ET
A deft touch with fingers and tongue is definitely a powerful weapon. I’ve had a couple of girls faint on me while taking care of them. I definitely consider that a compliment.
I’m glad there’s serious competition to replace me as the degenerate dirty old man.
Posted by RWBill from the Land of 12 in 12. on 10/13/09 at 06:02 PM ET
I’m glad there’s serious competition to replace me as the degenerate dirty old man.
Posted by RWBill from jumping on The Hasek in Game 4 on 10/13/09 at 07:02 PM ET
More like paying homage really. You can never replace the classics.
Posted by calquake on 10/13/09 at 06:04 PM ET
If they show Rosby with the cup one more time on this VS feed, I’m turning off the tv and listening to Ken on the radio.
Posted by Animal Drew from A Nightmare on Helm Street on 10/13/09 at 06:05 PM ET
Ever start boiling pasta, sit at your computer and maybe forget you’re boiling something?? A smooth top stove to boot…. Sunuva…. nobody else home to blame it on either. D’oh
Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 10/13/09 at 06:56 PM ET
Yes but I wasn’t at the computer, I was pleasuring myself.
Posted by RWBill from the Land of 12 in 12. on 10/13/09 at 06:05 PM ET
Line up your Canadian’s and get ready for some Red Wing Hockey.
Posted by calquake on 10/13/09 at 07:01 PM ET
Fixed.
BTW, I know you’d be game for a trip to the Joe this year Cal. Let’s start working on it.
Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 10/13/09 at 06:05 PM ET
Someone should spam the hell out of .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)
Damn banner.
Posted by mrfluffy from Long Beach on 10/13/09 at 06:05 PM ET
I’m glad there’s serious competition to replace me as the degenerate dirty old man.
I am short several sets of telescopes, binoculars, night-vision goggles, panel vans, and trench coats to ever surpassing the master.
Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 10/13/09 at 06:06 PM ET
Good evening folks. Why has no one destroyed all Versus production studios yet? Isn’t that why we signed Bertuzzi?
I found a feed too if someone needs one.
Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 10/13/09 at 06:06 PM ET
RWBill, that was worth the price of a 70ml beer in Stockholm.
Making a cream sauce were you?
Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 10/13/09 at 06:07 PM ET
Evening, Chief. I’m riding the Silver Bullet tonight.
Posted by Animal Drew from A Nightmare on Helm Street on 10/13/09 at 06:07 PM ET
God I hate these versus douches.
Posted by stayouttamalibu from Temporarily in Tempe, AZ on 10/13/09 at 06:07 PM ET
Depends on a few things ... but yeah, I’m up for it. And Pat can always stand in for me. We’ll talk.
Posted by calquake on 10/13/09 at 06:08 PM ET
Oh No!! Versucks has taken over TSN’s feed. If I drink heavily, does it make the broadcast tolerable.
Nate, share you feed with
farouk_karim at HSBC dot ca
I’ll keep my paysite account for emergencies where there are no feeds available.
Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 10/13/09 at 06:10 PM ET
Making a cream sauce were you?
Hey-o!
Posted by stayouttamalibu from Temporarily in Tempe, AZ on 10/13/09 at 06:10 PM ET
If they show Rosby with the cup one more time on this VS feed, I’m turning off the tv and listening to Ken on the radio.
I hear ya, but it’s like that on every channel. I’ve lost 10 pounds from not being able to keep my food down everytime it comes on.
Posted by Jockey full of bourbon on 10/13/09 at 06:10 PM ET
We’ve got a DC trip in January I think, possibly a weeknight. I don’t know if tickets have gone on sale yet. I was so sick that day I could hardly breath, or maybe that was the sight of Chief’s lady. OK! Enough reclaiming the degenerate of The Group!
I was going to look up A3’s cell phone number and Skype-Cell him. I’ve still got $9.81 of Skype credit b/c my computer hard drive crashed over there.
I didn’t mention I said hello to Ken Daniels at The Globe coming out of the cafeteria section back to the booth…. I don’t know who’s shorter, Ken Daniels or AndrewAnnArbor. Seriously, Daniels is short, but there’s no mistaking that hair.
Posted by RWBill from the Land of 12 in 12. on 10/13/09 at 06:10 PM ET
Just so you b!tches now, I’m watching on my much smaller, standard def TV right now just to participate in this LB…but as the beers go down my plasma may start crying out louder…just saying.
Posted by Animal Drew from A Nightmare on Helm Street on 10/13/09 at 06:10 PM ET
Unibomber looks fidgety tonite. Hopefully he feels like dishing some pain Baroque.
Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 10/13/09 at 06:12 PM ET
Posted by Jockey full of bourbon on 10/13/09 at 07:10 PM ET
With the avatar to end all avatars.
Posted by Animal Drew from A Nightmare on Helm Street on 10/13/09 at 06:12 PM ET
I didn’t mention I said hello to Ken Daniels at The Globe coming out of the cafeteria section back to the booth…. I don’t know who’s shorter, Ken Daniels or AndrewAnnArbor. Seriously, Daniels is short, but there’s no mistaking that hair.
My first ever game at JLA (Nashville round 1, 2008) I met Larry Murphy on the concourse. Talk about distinguishable hair. And glassy eyes.
Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 10/13/09 at 06:13 PM ET
Sabres players are really covering the open Wings well so far.
Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 10/13/09 at 06:13 PM ET
With the avatar to end all avatars.
There’s that cream sauce again.
Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 10/13/09 at 06:13 PM ET
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Posted by mrfluffy from Long Beach on 10/13/09 at 04:55 PM ET