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Hide The Kids…It’s The Unibomber and Satan’s Daughter At The Door

Note:  If you’re DVR’ing this game to watch later?  Let me save you some time.  Delete that bitch RFN.

We’ve got a spastic kid finally playing, a sociopath on the top line, two grinders sitting and a bunch of Wing fans talking about shaving their frigging heads for like six hours this afternoon.

There ain’t no use in crying, which leaves only one recourse when our Tuesday total drops to 32.

Good god.  Let’s Live Blog.

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VooX's avatar

Kronwalled!

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 10/13/09 at 06:39 PM ET

Triple Deke Tyler's avatar

Jesus Kronwall Christ

Posted by Triple Deke Tyler from Lansing on 10/13/09 at 06:39 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

JR back to being a hunter.

Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 10/13/09 at 06:40 PM ET

J.J. from Kansas's avatar

That should help to slow them down through the neutral zone.

Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 10/13/09 at 06:40 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

Friggin Rafalski nearly snaps both ankles on that icing. Another heart attack averted.

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 10/13/09 at 06:40 PM ET

stayouttamalibu's avatar

Fil needs to leave the dangling to dangle.

Posted by stayouttamalibu from Temporarily in Tempe, AZ on 10/13/09 at 06:41 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

Woah. Lids looking like Pavel handling in the corner.

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 10/13/09 at 06:42 PM ET

Animal Drew's avatar

nice keep away between TPH and Pasha

Posted by Animal Drew from A Nightmare on Helm Street on 10/13/09 at 06:43 PM ET

stayouttamalibu's avatar

Glad we finally woke up there, looking good.

Posted by stayouttamalibu from Temporarily in Tempe, AZ on 10/13/09 at 06:43 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Is that Matt Ellis former Wing on the Sabers?

Posted by calquake on 10/13/09 at 06:43 PM ET

IwoCPO's avatar

Definitely looked better second half of that period. 

Kronwall.

Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 10/13/09 at 06:43 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

After a ridiculously slow friggin start, the Wings finally started to skate.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 10/13/09 at 06:43 PM ET

mrfluffy's avatar

So did that go off of Fil’s arse? Orst would approve.

Posted by mrfluffy from Long Beach on 10/13/09 at 06:44 PM ET

Animal Drew's avatar

Is that Matt Ellis former Wing on the Sabers?

Posted by calquake on 10/13/09 at 07:43 PM ET

Hello!  Hello McFly!

Posted by Animal Drew from A Nightmare on Helm Street on 10/13/09 at 06:45 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

So did that go off of Fil’s arse? Orst would approve.

Nothing quite that exciting. Just a good solid stick on the ice deflection.

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 10/13/09 at 06:46 PM ET

J.J. from Kansas's avatar

Slow start, but good finish to the period.  Would like to see Bert turn up the nastiness a bit.  I think I’d even forgive an offensive zone net-front cross check if it gets his head into the game.

Flip looked good.

Anybody else get a little happy when Big Rig skated it across the Buffalo blue line? I mean, he almost immediately lost the puck, but our defensemen don’t really do that anymore.

Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 10/13/09 at 06:46 PM ET

Animal Drew's avatar

Nice to see Engblom gave up on that piss poor attempt of going clean cut with the hair last year.

Posted by Animal Drew from A Nightmare on Helm Street on 10/13/09 at 06:47 PM ET

Animal Drew's avatar

Anybody else get a little happy when Big Rig skated it across the Buffalo blue line? I mean, he almost immediately lost the puck, but our defensemen don’t really do that anymore.

Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 10/13/09 at 07:46 PM ET

Ol Big Rig is a converted forward…I’m sure he’s used to doing that with a much shorter hockeystick…hence the mishandle.

Posted by Animal Drew from A Nightmare on Helm Street on 10/13/09 at 06:48 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Jeebus I am just remembering how much I actually hate that dufus “sideline reporter” for Versass and it makes me angry.

Posted by RWBill from the Land of 12 in 12. on 10/13/09 at 06:49 PM ET

VooX's avatar

Chief, check your inbox… either one.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 10/13/09 at 06:50 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Chief, I would like to compliment you nearly enough on your musical selection.

Posted by monkey from here to Timbuktu on 10/13/09 at 06:50 PM ET

HockeyJoe's avatar

Now if someone would let me know how to shut up Pens fans.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 10/13/09 at 06:30 PM ET

Late to the party and ignoring all posts under this just to say:

“Pay them for the pizza.”

Posted by HockeyJoe from Upstate New York on 10/13/09 at 06:50 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Withstood the first 10 minutes and only one goal down, amazingly.  Feels somewhat lucky to be tied after that start, but we looked dangerous the last 6 or 8 minutes.

Posted by RWBill from the Land of 12 in 12. on 10/13/09 at 06:50 PM ET

Animal Drew's avatar

So when’s the last time we saw a NON-Detroit area NHL commercial that showed any favor to Detroit…looks like all we get this year is Malkin running into Helm.

Posted by Animal Drew from A Nightmare on Helm Street on 10/13/09 at 06:52 PM ET

Jockey full of bourbon's avatar

They should show a clip of Malkin’s “hissy fit” on Zetterberg that would be a much better representation of those @$$holes.

Posted by Jockey full of bourbon on 10/13/09 at 06:54 PM ET

Animal Drew's avatar

ANybody else here what Keith Jones just said?

Posted by Animal Drew from A Nightmare on Helm Street on 10/13/09 at 06:54 PM ET

Animal Drew's avatar

Whoa…anybody else HEAR what Keith Jones just said?

Something’s up with my Coors….yep, it’s expired. F*ck.

Posted by Animal Drew from A Nightmare on Helm Street on 10/13/09 at 06:55 PM ET

mrfluffy's avatar

Apparently whatever it was…it was phunny.

Posted by mrfluffy from Long Beach on 10/13/09 at 06:55 PM ET

J.J. from Kansas's avatar

I just passed out for a second and when I regained consciousness, I’m pretty sure the first thing that popped into my memory was Keith Jones saying Heatley would score 70.

*thump*

shit, there it goes again.

Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 10/13/09 at 06:55 PM ET

Sullyosis's avatar

TSN has the feed in Canada.  Anyone need a feed?

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 10/13/09 at 06:38 PM ET

uhh…just got in from work.  Uhh…Unibomber would be proud of you sending me a feed.

Many thanks,

Battered Women Safehouse Bomber.  It’s a longer title, I know, but I’m still working my way up.

Posted by Sullyosis from A hateful lair in Post Apocalyptic US (or Arizona) on 10/13/09 at 06:55 PM ET

Animal Drew's avatar

“Dany Heatley will score 70 goals this season”—Keith Jones

Posted by Animal Drew from A Nightmare on Helm Street on 10/13/09 at 06:56 PM ET

IwoCPO's avatar

Chief, I would like to compliment you nearly enough on your musical selection.

Posted by monkey from Resizing my partitions on 10/13/09 at 07:50 PM ET

Thank you Monkey. That’s all I ask.  Just a little gratitude.  Drink up.

Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 10/13/09 at 06:56 PM ET

calquake's avatar

ANybody else here what Keith Jones just said?
Posted by Animal Drew from A Nightmare on Helm Street on 10/13/09 at 07:54 PM ET

No, I was busy paying the Pen(i)s delivery boy.

Posted by calquake on 10/13/09 at 06:56 PM ET

J.J. from Kansas's avatar

*thump*

STOP REPEATING IT!

Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 10/13/09 at 06:57 PM ET

HockeyJoe's avatar

“Dany Heatley will score 70 goals this season”—Keith Jones

Posted by Animal Drew from A Nightmare on Helm Street on 10/13/09 at 07:56 PM ET

That’s about as stupid as anything John Kruk has ever said on ESPN for baseball.  Jesus. The western conference is the defensive one and that division is going to be a pain in the balls for the Sharks.

Posted by HockeyJoe from Upstate New York on 10/13/09 at 06:57 PM ET

Animal Drew's avatar

Dany Heatley will score 70 goals this season

Posted by Animal Drew from A Nightmare on Helm Street on 10/13/09 at 06:58 PM ET

mrfluffy's avatar

“Dany Heatley will score 70 goals this season”—Keith Jones

Posted by Animal Drew from A Nightmare on Helm Street on 10/13/09 at 07:56 PM ET

By getting shut out by the Yotes?

Posted by mrfluffy from Long Beach on 10/13/09 at 06:58 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

No, I was busy paying the Pen(i)s delivery boy

With a “BitchSlap” for a tip, I turst.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 10/13/09 at 06:58 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

Man, I love this:

KRONWALLED.jpg

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 10/13/09 at 06:58 PM ET

Animal Drew's avatar

Someone pass me a bottle of the Famous Grouse.

Posted by Animal Drew from A Nightmare on Helm Street on 10/13/09 at 06:58 PM ET

J.J. from Kansas's avatar

*thump*

I hate you guys.

Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 10/13/09 at 06:59 PM ET

Jockey full of bourbon's avatar

Did you guys hear that Heatley will score 70 goals this year?

Posted by Jockey full of bourbon on 10/13/09 at 06:59 PM ET

Animal Drew's avatar

Yeah…that sh!t ain’t going away…all year.

Posted by Animal Drew from A Nightmare on Helm Street on 10/13/09 at 07:00 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Somehow I have managed not to view the “moment” yet. Lucky me.
The guys look alright, and I like the youth movement. Pavs is sooooooooo due. Bitches.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 10/13/09 at 07:00 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

Sullyosis , check your KK inbox. Sent you a feed.

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 10/13/09 at 07:00 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Did you guys hear that Heatley will score 70 goals this year?
Posted by Jockey full of bourbon on 10/13/09 at 07:59 PM ET

And still end up a minus player.

Posted by calquake on 10/13/09 at 07:00 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

..or not…your inbox is full.

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 10/13/09 at 07:00 PM ET

mrfluffy's avatar

Nice job Versucks…missed the first 10 seconds.

Posted by mrfluffy from Long Beach on 10/13/09 at 07:01 PM ET

IwoCPO's avatar

Keith Jones’ studio gig is only part time.

His day job?

Pharmacist.

Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 10/13/09 at 07:01 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Stonehands—nice refreshment there.  Love the toad in the blazer reaction.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 10/13/09 at 07:01 PM ET

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