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Hide The Kids…It’s The Unibomber and Satan’s Daughter At The Door

Note:  If you’re DVR’ing this game to watch later?  Let me save you some time.  Delete that bitch RFN.

We’ve got a spastic kid finally playing, a sociopath on the top line, two grinders sitting and a bunch of Wing fans talking about shaving their frigging heads for like six hours this afternoon.

There ain’t no use in crying, which leaves only one recourse when our Tuesday total drops to 32.

Good god.  Let’s Live Blog.

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Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

I don’t understand what is happening.

Posted by monkey from Resizing my partitions on 10/13/09 at 08:22 PM ET

Um—the Wings are getting taken to the woodshed.  Geez.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 10/13/09 at 07:24 PM ET

VooX's avatar

I think I know what’s wrong here. The Chief is still awake.

F’ing gamewrecker.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 10/13/09 at 07:24 PM ET

DetroitHockey's avatar

I just realized something. It’s a lot easier to score when you’re right in front of the goalie. Someone pass that on to Babcock so he can tell the defense to keep people out.

Posted by DetroitHockey on 10/13/09 at 07:24 PM ET

Animal Drew's avatar

Jimmah

Posted by Animal Drew from A Nightmare on Helm Street on 10/13/09 at 07:24 PM ET

monkey's avatar

They have to pull him.  It doesn’t matter if it’s his fault or not.

Posted by monkey from here to Timbuktu on 10/13/09 at 07:24 PM ET

mrfluffy's avatar

Oh this is good.

Posted by mrfluffy from Long Beach on 10/13/09 at 07:24 PM ET

VooX's avatar

BDSM, 5-1, FMAO.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 10/13/09 at 07:24 PM ET

stayouttamalibu's avatar

I don’t understand what’s happening.

Posted by stayouttamalibu from Temporarily in Tempe, AZ on 10/13/09 at 07:25 PM ET

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FFS, Wings.

Not able to watch right now. Is it as bad as it looks?

Posted by Bio on 10/13/09 at 07:25 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Pressure pressure pressure steal the puck and outnumber the goalie.  impressive.

Posted by RWBill from the Land of 12 in 12. on 10/13/09 at 07:25 PM ET

J.J. from Kansas's avatar

All I can do now is laugh.  We’re getting owned.

what else is there?  Uhhh… the refs aren’t calling the chintzy shit tonight.  That’s a positive for us, since I think we’ve gotten away with more than they have so far.

Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 10/13/09 at 07:25 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Time to Rock your Jimmy!  Woo friggin Hoo

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 10/13/09 at 07:25 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

Absomutherrfuckingridiculous.

Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 10/13/09 at 07:25 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

Maybe they have jet lag?

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 10/13/09 at 07:26 PM ET

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WOW WTF is going on with the Wings !!!

Posted by Evilpens on 10/13/09 at 07:26 PM ET

mrfluffy's avatar

They can’t sustain ANY pressure in the Slug zone. Did they forget to get on the damned DC-9 this morning or what?

Posted by mrfluffy from Long Beach on 10/13/09 at 07:26 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

Glad it’s hunting season, I won’t exactly be missing much when I don’t see a game or 20.

Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 10/13/09 at 07:27 PM ET

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I never thought I’d see the day when I would ask this but here goes;

How is Andreas Lilja feeling these days. Has anyone heard how close he is to rejoining the club? At this point last season he looked like a top 4 d-man. Can we get that Andreas Lilja back and send Meech to anyone who will give us a bag of pucks and a pile of broken sticks for him?

Cheers

Posted by JSniper on 10/13/09 at 07:27 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Bartender, I like me some vodka and red bull.  Don’t bother with glasses.  Mix it up a gallon at a time.  Cut me off when I think the Wings are winning.

Posted by monkey from here to Timbuktu on 10/13/09 at 07:27 PM ET

CaptNorris5's avatar

We’re coughing up pucks like methheads cough up teeth.

Just abysmal.

Posted by CaptNorris5 from The Winged Wheel, stuck in Chicago on 10/13/09 at 07:27 PM ET

Bingo Bango Jessie's avatar

It might be helpful if a line other than Filppula’s could score…Hank, Dangle Dangle???

Posted by Bingo Bango Jessie on 10/13/09 at 07:27 PM ET

Animal Drew's avatar

Well…at least Vanek’s hurt.

Posted by Animal Drew from A Nightmare on Helm Street on 10/13/09 at 07:27 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

Can we pull some D-men and sub with Drapes and / or Malts?

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 10/13/09 at 07:28 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

At least this happened on the road.

If any DET fan paid money to see this crappy-ass fuching playing,  Geez.

Terrible Ted would have kicked all the Wings’ asses for this pathetic performance.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 10/13/09 at 07:28 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Not able to watch right now. Is it as bad as it looks?

Posted by Bio on 10/13/09 at 08:25 PM ET

It’s so much worse watching than what you could imagine.  Buffalo is fast, everywhere, Detroit is happy anytime they can even clear the puck, which is only temporary.  Pressure on the puck immediately, transition with incredible speed.

Posted by RWBill from the Land of 12 in 12. on 10/13/09 at 07:28 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Maybe they have jet lag?

*Snorts*

Posted by monkey from here to Timbuktu on 10/13/09 at 07:28 PM ET

Animal Drew's avatar

I smell a Circus coming to town.

Posted by Animal Drew from A Nightmare on Helm Street on 10/13/09 at 07:28 PM ET

monkey's avatar

  I don’t understand what is happening.

  Posted by monkey from Resizing my partitions on 10/13/09 at 08:22 PM ET

Um—the Wings are getting taken to the woodshed.  Geez.

Gosh.  Idiot.

Posted by monkey from here to Timbuktu on 10/13/09 at 07:30 PM ET

Bingo Bango Jessie's avatar

I smell a Circus coming to town.

Posted by Animal Drew from A Nightmare on Helm Street on 10/13/09 at 08:28 PM ET

I hope so because I have been waiting all year for it.

Posted by Bingo Bango Jessie on 10/13/09 at 07:30 PM ET

J.J. from Kansas's avatar

I’m just glad Buffalo’s defense isn’t as good as Calgary’s vaunted corps.

Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 10/13/09 at 07:30 PM ET

mrfluffy's avatar

And they’re playing without a net.

Posted by mrfluffy from Long Beach on 10/13/09 at 07:30 PM ET

IwoCPO's avatar

I think I know what’s wrong here. The Chief is still awake.

Posted by Nate A from the Church of Babcock on 10/13/09 at 08:22 PM ET

I take full responsibility.

Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 10/13/09 at 07:30 PM ET

VooX's avatar

Alright, I’m out bitches.  I’ll watch the rest of this one later.  Season finale of Hell’s Bitches (Kitchen) has been building a buffer in my PVR to get around a lot of commercial breaks.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 10/13/09 at 07:30 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

So…. the next 3 goals still huge?

Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 10/13/09 at 07:31 PM ET

J.J. from Kansas's avatar

I blame Versus, they always air ridiculous games.

Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 10/13/09 at 07:31 PM ET

Animal Drew's avatar

This is inexcusable.

Posted by Animal Drew from A Nightmare on Helm Street on 10/13/09 at 07:31 PM ET

Animal Drew's avatar

Another positive…Jimmah closed the 5-hole.

Posted by Animal Drew from A Nightmare on Helm Street on 10/13/09 at 07:32 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

I didn’t even turn off either of the 8 goal games last year on Saturday night, and I probably won’t tonight because Buffalo is playing absolutely epic.  Will be interesting to watch them another day and see if they are playing with the same speed and relentless intensity or if they’re just up tonight.  What will they look like going into Philly the night after they were in Pittsburgh?

Posted by RWBill from the Land of 12 in 12. on 10/13/09 at 07:32 PM ET

HockeyTownTodd's avatar

Way to go Babs, just a little tweak with a winning line-up.

Posted by HockeyTownTodd on 10/13/09 at 07:32 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

Do it, Big Rig!
Get it going. Now!

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 10/13/09 at 07:32 PM ET

mrfluffy's avatar

Big Rig getting feisty. About friggin time.

Posted by mrfluffy from Long Beach on 10/13/09 at 07:32 PM ET

Bingo Bango Jessie's avatar

Perfect.  Because nows the time to test the PK

Posted by Bingo Bango Jessie on 10/13/09 at 07:32 PM ET

Animal Drew's avatar

...and more PK practice.  They could use the work.

Posted by Animal Drew from A Nightmare on Helm Street on 10/13/09 at 07:32 PM ET

J.J. from Kansas's avatar

Ericsson gets a rough and Grier gets a Golden Globe.

Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 10/13/09 at 07:32 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

RWBill’s O/U of 9 may just be accurate.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 10/13/09 at 07:32 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

I would have pulled Ozzie after the third goal. He didn’t have much help but he let in 3 softies.
Our work is cut out for us now. Remember Chicago-Calgary last night.Bitches.


Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 10/13/09 at 07:33 PM ET

Chris in Hockey Hell's avatar

This is karma for me laughing at the Predators getting beat 6-1 last night.

Posted by Chris in Hockey Hell from COLUMBIA, TENNESSEE on 10/13/09 at 07:33 PM ET

IwoCPO's avatar

Outshot 16-3 this period.  Nifty.

Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 10/13/09 at 07:33 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

Ericsson gets a rough and Grier gets a Golden Globe.
Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 10/13/09 at 08:32 PM ET

Does that turn into a Nobel Prize in 8 more days?

Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 10/13/09 at 07:34 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Wings PK is a sparkling 61%—Nice.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 10/13/09 at 07:34 PM ET

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