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Hide The Kids…It’s The Unibomber and Satan’s Daughter At The Door

Note:  If you’re DVR’ing this game to watch later?  Let me save you some time.  Delete that bitch RFN.

We’ve got a spastic kid finally playing, a sociopath on the top line, two grinders sitting and a bunch of Wing fans talking about shaving their frigging heads for like six hours this afternoon.

There ain’t no use in crying, which leaves only one recourse when our Tuesday total drops to 32.

Good god.  Let’s Live Blog.

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monkey's avatar

Danica.  Time to make the cream sauce.

Posted by monkey from here to Timbuktu on 10/13/09 at 07:48 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

I’m officially changing my game time avatar away from evenin’ bitches to something more appropriate.

Buffalo is on a mission, Detroit is lucky to clear the puck and connect on a pass because Buffalo is not giving them any time and space.  It’s like they have 18 Helm’s out there while Detroit looks like they’re skating in sand.

Impressive effort.  Not the last we’ll see of Lindy Ruff.

Posted by RWBill from the Land of 12 in 12. on 10/13/09 at 07:48 PM ET

mrfluffy's avatar

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Hockey Netherworld on 10/13/09 at 08:47 PM ET

You haven’t done a day-after-recap in a while. I wouldn’t start tomorrow.

Posted by mrfluffy from Long Beach on 10/13/09 at 07:48 PM ET

Animal Drew's avatar

I think I’m winless in LB’s, so don’t go stealing my gamewrecker thunder, Jeff.

Posted by Animal Drew from A Nightmare on Helm Street on 10/13/09 at 07:48 PM ET

VooX's avatar

Maybe I am the gamewrecker.  Did I mention I have a terriffic ego too?

We do have 3 of 5 International Gamewreckers on hand now

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 10/13/09 at 07:48 PM ET

Animal Drew's avatar

Danica.  Time to make the cream sauce.

Posted by monkey from Resizing my partitions on 10/13/09 at 08:48 PM ET

**snorts**

Posted by Animal Drew from A Nightmare on Helm Street on 10/13/09 at 07:49 PM ET

IwoCPO's avatar

This probably makes me immature….

IwoCPO Twitter

WTF are the Red Winds Matt? Eat Shit. RT @MattBarnaby36 not the dominant red winds i played against for 14yrs

Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 10/13/09 at 07:49 PM ET

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“Dany Heatley will score 70 goals this year” - Keith Jones

So I wasn’t the only one. I don’t know which was more absurd, that prediction or the one that Thornton will have 100 assists this season.

I’m off to watch a DVR’d Sons of Anarchy. No need to endure 40 more minutes of this crap.

Posted by Arthur2sheds from Toronto on 10/13/09 at 07:49 PM ET

barnburner13's avatar

so Vs. tends to lose sound and jump around when Hockey is on up here in Alaska…I was watching…the DVR’d game when it jumped from 5 minutes in the first to five minutes left in the second….apparently what I missed was painful, but I would really like to watch a fricken Wings game….grrrr

Posted by barnburner13 from Fort Drum, NY on 10/13/09 at 07:49 PM ET

HockeyTownTodd's avatar

I’m sick and tired of Gramps being right.

Sidebar….
I insist

Posted by HockeyTownTodd on 10/13/09 at 07:50 PM ET

Animal Drew's avatar

but I would really like to watch a fricken Wings game….grrrr

Posted by barnburner13 from Fort Wainwright, Alaska on 10/13/09 at 08:49 PM ET

Trust me, you don’t tonight.

Posted by Animal Drew from A Nightmare on Helm Street on 10/13/09 at 07:51 PM ET

monkey's avatar

**snorts**

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

Posted by monkey from here to Timbuktu on 10/13/09 at 07:52 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

This probably makes me immature….

There is that, and a few juvenilicous comments that come to mind.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 10/13/09 at 07:52 PM ET

Animal Drew's avatar

Sidebar….
I insist

Posted by HockeyTownTodd from Madmen is in my 19th year on 10/13/09 at 08:50 PM ET

You have your sidebar glory, Gramps.  Now you’re just being smug and greedy…and you know what? I dig it.

Posted by Animal Drew from A Nightmare on Helm Street on 10/13/09 at 07:52 PM ET

J.J. from Kansas's avatar

Give Barnaby a break, Chief.  He gets his g’s and d’s mixed up.

Last Sunday, I heard him swearing to Dog.

Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 10/13/09 at 07:52 PM ET

IwoCPO's avatar

Sidebar….
I insist

Posted by HockeyTownTodd

I know

Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 10/13/09 at 07:52 PM ET

Chris in Hockey Hell's avatar

“This probably makes me immature….”

That’s how we roll, bitches.

Posted by Chris in Hockey Hell from COLUMBIA, TENNESSEE on 10/13/09 at 07:53 PM ET

stayouttamalibu's avatar

My new Lidstrom away jersey that my brother in law got me during the playoffs last year (which I didn’t use until this season) is currently winless.  I wore it for both sweden games, losses.  Wore my old school unmarked home jersey for both wins.  Today I went back with the Lidstrom jersey as we are away.  I worry about this jersey.

Posted by stayouttamalibu from Temporarily in Tempe, AZ on 10/13/09 at 07:53 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

I’m sick and tired of Gramps being right.
Sidebar….
I insist
Posted by HockeyTownTodd from Madmen is in my 19th year on 10/13/09 at 08:50 PM ET

Hat off and glass in hand.

Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 10/13/09 at 07:53 PM ET

VooX's avatar

I know

You really have no choice.  The inmates run this asylum.  wink

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 10/13/09 at 07:54 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Nice, 1st time BUF has 4 goals in one period against DET

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 10/13/09 at 07:55 PM ET

Animal Drew's avatar

Give Barnaby a break, Chief.  He gets his g’s and d’s mixed up.

Last Sunday, I heard him swearing to Dog.

Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 10/13/09 at 08:52 PM ET

Sounds like he’s dyslexic…his favorite movie is Chevy Chase’s “Feltch”.

Posted by Animal Drew from A Nightmare on Helm Street on 10/13/09 at 07:55 PM ET

IwoCPO's avatar

Sounds like he’s dyslexic…his favorite movie is Chevy Chase’s “Feltch”.

Posted by Animal Drew from A Nightmare on Helm Street on 10/13/09 at 08:55 PM ET

God I love this blog.

Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 10/13/09 at 07:56 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

IN 20 FRIGGIN YEARS .  WTF, over.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 10/13/09 at 07:56 PM ET

pensfan29's avatar

So if the Wings cant come back like the Blackhawks did, does that mean the Wings are worse.

Posted by pensfan29 on 10/13/09 at 07:56 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Sounds like he’s dyslexic…his favorite movie is Chevy Chase’s “Feltch”.

No, it is called “Feltch”, but it’s not a Chevy Chase movie.

Posted by monkey from here to Timbuktu on 10/13/09 at 07:56 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

The difference in speed these two teams are playing and the shocked look on the faces is completely reminiscent of the thrashing Loyola Marymount gave the Michigan basketball Wolverines in the NCAA playoff in 1990.  Complete shock.  149 - 115.

Posted by RWBill from the Land of 12 in 12. on 10/13/09 at 07:57 PM ET

J.J. from Kansas's avatar

Sounds like he’s dyslexic…his favorite movie is Chevy Chase’s “Feltch”.

He’s also a big fan of Denzel Washington in ‘Remember The Taints’.

Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 10/13/09 at 07:58 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

outdueling DET.  Did they even bother to show up for more than 5 mins??

Concerned—downright friggin terrified, thanks.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 10/13/09 at 07:58 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

I’ve met a handful of the inmates and glad I have Voox. Hoping to meet some more this year and revisit some others.

Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 10/13/09 at 07:59 PM ET

Chris in Hockey Hell's avatar

‘Remember The Taints’.

+10 just because I live in Tennessee.  The Lions have a better record.

Posted by Chris in Hockey Hell from COLUMBIA, TENNESSEE on 10/13/09 at 07:59 PM ET

Animal Drew's avatar

He’s also a big fan of Denzel Washington in ‘Remember The Taints’.

Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 10/13/09 at 08:58 PM ET

Sounds like pensfan29’s last Saturday night with…what was his name?

Posted by Animal Drew from A Nightmare on Helm Street on 10/13/09 at 07:59 PM ET

monkey's avatar

He’s also a big fan of Denzel Washington in ‘Remember The Taints’.

I’m giggling like a girl you bastard.

Posted by monkey from here to Timbuktu on 10/13/09 at 07:59 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

Buf pp ...

nice

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 10/13/09 at 08:00 PM ET

VooX's avatar

He’s also a big fan of Denzel Washington in ‘Remember The Taints’.

The blog that keeps giving.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 10/13/09 at 08:00 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Sounds like he’s dyslexic…his favorite movie is Chevy Chase’s “Feltch”.

Posted by Animal Drew from A Nightmare on Helm Street on 10/13/09 at 08:55 PM ET

God I love this blog.

Posted by IwoCPO from Washington, DC on 10/13/09 at 08:56 PM ET

Charge it to the Underhills.

Posted by RWBill from the Land of 12 in 12. on 10/13/09 at 08:00 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

nice - get to pad that 60% pk stat some more. 

I took the over on Bill’s 9 GA tonight, may be prophetic.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 10/13/09 at 08:00 PM ET

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Hank got all felt up from the circle to net and no call and then Homer gets…well… a homer call…

Posted by Zettermonkey on 10/13/09 at 08:01 PM ET

monkey's avatar

You know, coming in to the game the Wings were ranked 29th in the league on the PK.  Why settle for second best?

Posted by monkey from here to Timbuktu on 10/13/09 at 08:02 PM ET

Animal Drew's avatar

Helm’s looking sprite in his return.

Posted by Animal Drew from A Nightmare on Helm Street on 10/13/09 at 08:02 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

It’s not nice to make fun of lysdexia.

Posted by RWBill from the Land of 12 in 12. on 10/13/09 at 08:02 PM ET

calquake's avatar

So if the Wings cant come back like the Blackhawks did, does that mean the Wings are worse.
Posted by pensfan29 on 10/13/09 at 08:56 PM ET

Yeah, it’s almost as bad as gettin’ your ass kicked by the YOTES.

Posted by calquake on 10/13/09 at 08:03 PM ET

HockeyTownTodd's avatar

How bad are the Wings tonight….....?
Well,
They gave up and started talking about Ottawa.

Posted by HockeyTownTodd on 10/13/09 at 08:03 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Anyone got a knife?  I still have both of my eyes.

Posted by monkey from here to Timbuktu on 10/13/09 at 08:03 PM ET

mrfluffy's avatar

This is almost funny now.

Posted by mrfluffy from Long Beach on 10/13/09 at 08:04 PM ET

Chris in Hockey Hell's avatar

I don’t think I’m even mad anymore.

Posted by Chris in Hockey Hell from COLUMBIA, TENNESSEE on 10/13/09 at 08:04 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

but I would really like to watch a fricken Wings game….grrrr

Posted by barnburner13 from Fort Wainwright, Alaska on 10/13/09 at 08:49 PM ET

Trust me, you don’t tonight.

Posted by Animal Drew from A Nightmare on Helm Street on 10/13/09 at 08:51 PM ET

Right, if this is going to be a typical Wing’s game then I’m lying in the tub and opening my wrists right now. 

OOoops, looks like it might be.

Posted by RWBill from the Land of 12 in 12. on 10/13/09 at 08:04 PM ET

Animal Drew's avatar

If Jimmy can make it through the third period without giving up a goal, I’ll consider it a moral victory.

Posted by Bio on 10/13/09 at 08:43 PM ET

I blame that goal on you.

Posted by Animal Drew from A Nightmare on Helm Street on 10/13/09 at 08:04 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

nice—

someone please give me a sound reason why #14 is in the lineup??

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 10/13/09 at 08:04 PM ET

J.J. from Kansas's avatar

If this were a home game, I’d say pull the Bernstein kid out of the stands and let him play goal.

Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 10/13/09 at 08:04 PM ET

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