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Hide The Kids…It’s The Unibomber and Satan’s Daughter At The Door

Note:  If you’re DVR’ing this game to watch later?  Let me save you some time.  Delete that bitch RFN.

We’ve got a spastic kid finally playing, a sociopath on the top line, two grinders sitting and a bunch of Wing fans talking about shaving their frigging heads for like six hours this afternoon.

There ain’t no use in crying, which leaves only one recourse when our Tuesday total drops to 32.

Good god.  Let’s Live Blog.

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Animal Drew's avatar

My first ever game at JLA (Nashville round 1, 2008) I met Larry Murphy on the concourse.  Talk about distinguishable hair.  And glassy eyes.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 10/13/09 at 07:13 PM ET

Don’t forget slurred speech.

Posted by Animal Drew from A Nightmare on Helm Street on 10/13/09 at 06:14 PM ET

Jockey full of bourbon's avatar

Thanks Drew.

Posted by Jockey full of bourbon on 10/13/09 at 06:14 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

What an Avatar by JockeyBourbon?  Why haven’t I noticed that before? I suppose I’m too much of a self centered bastard, I suppose.

I’ll never be able to look at Chicken Alfredo sauce the same ever again, thanks MO.

Posted by RWBill from the Land of 12 in 12. on 10/13/09 at 06:14 PM ET

VooX's avatar

Jockey full of Bourbon is one hell of a song as well.

I strongly feel that Tom Waits would understand the 19.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 10/13/09 at 06:14 PM ET

mrfluffy's avatar

C’mon Big Rig…hit that guy.

Posted by mrfluffy from Long Beach on 10/13/09 at 06:14 PM ET

IwoCPO's avatar

Here comes Helmer

Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 10/13/09 at 06:15 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

Stu and Abby working in the corners a little.

Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 10/13/09 at 06:15 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Geez Homer, way to clear the zone.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 10/13/09 at 06:16 PM ET

Animal Drew's avatar

Helm should have laid Miller out right there.

Posted by Animal Drew from A Nightmare on Helm Street on 10/13/09 at 06:16 PM ET

stayouttamalibu's avatar

Apparently we are planning on playing the entire game in our zone.

Posted by stayouttamalibu from Temporarily in Tempe, AZ on 10/13/09 at 06:17 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Something not quite right seeing May wear #24.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 10/13/09 at 06:17 PM ET

Hap's avatar

Finally get to watch a game and it’s on Versus.  If Gary even remotely cared about watching a game, I bet he could tonight…

Posted by Hap from Grand Rapids, MI on 10/13/09 at 06:17 PM ET

mrfluffy's avatar

Watch the lines, Helmer.

Posted by mrfluffy from Long Beach on 10/13/09 at 06:17 PM ET

Jockey full of bourbon's avatar

Tom Waits get it why can’t Gary?

I gotta say warm beer and cold women is a good analogy for how the Wings get treated around the league.

Posted by Jockey full of bourbon on 10/13/09 at 06:17 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

Eesh, Ozzy a bit slow getting across the net on that wraparound.

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 10/13/09 at 06:17 PM ET

J.J. from Kansas's avatar

Brain not work good icing puck early.

Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 10/13/09 at 06:17 PM ET

Animal Drew's avatar

Get.It.Out.

Posted by Animal Drew from A Nightmare on Helm Street on 10/13/09 at 06:18 PM ET

mrfluffy's avatar

Jesus.

Posted by mrfluffy from Long Beach on 10/13/09 at 06:18 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

1 SOG in 7+ minutes….

Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 10/13/09 at 06:18 PM ET

Animal Drew's avatar

Please talk about that some more Doc.

Posted by Animal Drew from A Nightmare on Helm Street on 10/13/09 at 06:19 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

And there’s your first moment of avoided contact by big bad bertuzzi tonite.

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 10/13/09 at 06:19 PM ET

Jockey full of bourbon's avatar

Whisky please.

Posted by Jockey full of bourbon on 10/13/09 at 06:19 PM ET

mrfluffy's avatar

Still sucking Pen(i)s, Doc?

Posted by mrfluffy from Long Beach on 10/13/09 at 06:20 PM ET

Animal Drew's avatar

Blocked shots and giveaways…it’s like Sweden all over again.

Is it the blue and yellow opponents?

Posted by Animal Drew from A Nightmare on Helm Street on 10/13/09 at 06:21 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

Stu is looking fiesty tonight. Errr, for like 1/2 a period that is.

Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 10/13/09 at 06:21 PM ET

IwoCPO's avatar

Still sucking Pen(i)s, Doc?

Exactly. That was pornographic.

Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 10/13/09 at 06:21 PM ET

VooX's avatar

Still sucking Pen(i)s, Doc?

He’s still better than listening to The Testicle announcing Rubber Puckies games.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 10/13/09 at 06:21 PM ET

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I hate versus. Anyone have a feed.?
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Posted by Ron from Toledo on 10/13/09 at 06:22 PM ET

Bent's avatar

Did anyone catch the Lids interview?  Hardwood asked him what would change “tactfully” without mule in.  Um, tactically maybe?  Quality broadcast, between this and the extreme Rosby exposure.

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 10/13/09 at 06:23 PM ET

Animal Drew's avatar

Jonny Ericsson shits bigger than that Sabre defenseman.

Posted by Animal Drew from A Nightmare on Helm Street on 10/13/09 at 06:23 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

Frigging Bertuzzi

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 10/13/09 at 06:24 PM ET

Animal Drew's avatar

Damnit Hank!

Posted by Animal Drew from A Nightmare on Helm Street on 10/13/09 at 06:24 PM ET

mrfluffy's avatar

Dammit Todd hit someone (!)

Posted by mrfluffy from Long Beach on 10/13/09 at 06:24 PM ET

Jockey full of bourbon's avatar

If the wings keep up this manic behaviour from game to game then were just going to have to dub this season the “urine and wine” season.

Posted by Jockey full of bourbon on 10/13/09 at 06:24 PM ET

Animal Drew's avatar

Had to mention the Pen(i)s game didn’t ya Doc?

Posted by Animal Drew from A Nightmare on Helm Street on 10/13/09 at 06:25 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

Still sucking Pen(i)s, Doc?

No external genitails to suck?

Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 10/13/09 at 06:25 PM ET

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vox, i need a feed because i don’t have the channel because direct tv screwed us, the one you posted before wasn’t accurate.

Posted by Tyler from norfolk on 10/13/09 at 06:25 PM ET

IwoCPO's avatar

Blues/Pens next week on Gary’s OLN.  We’ll be live blogging that bitch.

Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 10/13/09 at 06:25 PM ET

Triple Deke Tyler's avatar

Evening, sluts.  Just to catch up with the rest:  I hate Bertuzzi, Bettman, Versus, and seriously Versus, just in case you thought I was kidding.

Posted by Triple Deke Tyler from Lansing on 10/13/09 at 06:26 PM ET

VooX's avatar

Nate, some need your feed.  My paysite is being used by someone now.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 10/13/09 at 06:26 PM ET

J.J. from Kansas's avatar

Looks like we’re starting to find our legs.  Gotta do all that working in the corner to get them to soften up in the center, then the good chances will come.

As the Sabres tire, their positioning won’t be as sound.

Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 10/13/09 at 06:26 PM ET

mrfluffy's avatar

Blues/Pens next week on Gary’s OLN.  We’ll be live blogging that bitch.

Posted by IwoCPO from Washington, DC on 10/13/09 at 07:25 PM ET

God…who the hell would you root for, the Zebras?

Posted by mrfluffy from Long Beach on 10/13/09 at 06:26 PM ET

Animal Drew's avatar

I love Uncle Mike.

Posted by Animal Drew from A Nightmare on Helm Street on 10/13/09 at 06:27 PM ET

IwoCPO's avatar

God…who the hell would you root for?

Injuries.  Kidding. Kinda.

Uncle Mike just giggled at Harwood’s stupid effing question. Awesome.

Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 10/13/09 at 06:27 PM ET

VooX's avatar

I love Babcock laughing in the interviewer’s face.  He says that he watches game to figure out how teams play.  And some jerkoffs think that Corsi numbers are the answer.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 10/13/09 at 06:27 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Am I curious about Natural Male Enhancement?  enzytesample.com ...


Are we getting pwned out there?

Posted by RWBill from the Land of 12 in 12. on 10/13/09 at 06:27 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

Hey!, gang.
Running late but I’m here.

Just caught Babs chuckle to a dumb question.

GO WINGS!!!

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 10/13/09 at 06:28 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

thank you Ozzy.

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 10/13/09 at 06:28 PM ET

Animal Drew's avatar

holy freaking god this is ugly.

Posted by Animal Drew from A Nightmare on Helm Street on 10/13/09 at 06:28 PM ET

VooX's avatar

Brad Stuart once again is a defensive liability.  Between Lebda, Meech, and Stuart, I’m going postal.  Any room to call up Kindl?

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 10/13/09 at 06:28 PM ET

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