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by IwoCPO on 10/13/09 at 04:48 PM ET
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Note: If you’re DVR’ing this game to watch later? Let me save you some time. Delete that bitch RFN.
We’ve got a spastic kid finally playing, a sociopath on the top line, two grinders sitting and a bunch of Wing fans talking about shaving their frigging heads for like six hours this afternoon.
There ain’t no use in crying, which leaves only one recourse when our Tuesday total drops to 32.
Good god. Let’s Live Blog.
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Of course it is the biggest live blog so far this season.
*8 minutes to go ......
and
then we never mention this game again.
OK !!!!!!!
Posted by HockeyTownTodd from Madmen is in my 19th year on 10/13/09 at 09:18 PM ET
+1 to “the game that shall not be spoken of”. How’s that for a dangling preposition.
Posted by calquake on 10/13/09 at 08:20 PM ET
any of our superstar diggers mention whether Franzen’s had surgery yet, or is that not important?
Posted by IwoCPO from Washington, DC on 10/13/09 at 09:20 PM ET
I think they were too busy masterbating to Bertuzzi’s impressive defensive skills…
Posted by Bingo Bango Jessie on 10/13/09 at 08:20 PM ET
any of our superstar diggers mention whether Franzen’s had surgery yet, or is that not important?
Posted by IwoCPO from Washington, DC on 10/13/09 at 09:20 PM ET
I was wondering that myself today when I probably should have been doing my job.
Posted by Animal Drew from A Nightmare on Helm Street on 10/13/09 at 08:21 PM ET
Of course it is the biggest live blog so far this season.
*8 minutes to go ......
and
then we never mention this game again.
OK !!!!!!!
Posted by HockeyTownTodd from Madmen is in my 19th year on 10/13/09 at 09:18 PM ET
CONCUR.
Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 10/13/09 at 08:21 PM ET
He was last cuts from the Sharks camp this year…. just sayin’, not arguing. I liked Dandy.
Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 10/13/09 at 09:17 PM ET
That means he was good enough that they had to think about it, which means he’s probably better than 14 & 22.
Posted by Zettermonkey on 10/13/09 at 08:21 PM ET
Animal Drew: You called the suckfest this afternoon. Look up if you don’t remember what you said.
Normally, I would be sure that this kind of game embarasses our players, coach, team, and they respond with a 10-1-0 tear. After consecutive 8-0 Saturday games last year, I don’t trust that anymore.
Fuch.
Posted by Osrt on 10/13/09 at 08:21 PM ET
8 minutes to go ......
and
then we never mention this game again.
OK !!!!!!!I agree….
Posted by Bingo Bango Jessie on 10/13/09 at 09:18 PM ET
Yes. It’s not even worth assigning blame for this one—just drown the sucker in a bathtub full of PBR, metaphorically speaking, and fugedaboutit.
Posted by Bio on 10/13/09 at 08:21 PM ET
“any of our superstar diggers mention whether Franzen’s had surgery yet, or is that not important?”
I heard somewhere that it would be about 3 weeks before he could have his surgery because the doctors had to wait for the swelling to completely subside.
Or something like that.
Posted by Chris in Hockey Hell from COLUMBIA, TENNESSEE on 10/13/09 at 08:21 PM ET
any of our superstar diggers mention whether Franzen’s had surgery yet, or is that not important?
Can’t have surgery until the swelling goes down. That’s all they told us.
Posted by monkey from here to Timbuktu on 10/13/09 at 08:22 PM ET
That’s the latest Wings news.
From Shithole, Tennessee, I’m Chris in Hockey Hell.
Back to you.
Posted by Chris in Hockey Hell from COLUMBIA, TENNESSEE on 10/13/09 at 08:23 PM ET
Animal Drew: You called the suckfest this afternoon. Look up if you don’t remember what you said.
Normally, I would be sure that this kind of game embarasses our players, coach, team, and they respond with a 10-1-0 tear. After consecutive 8-0 Saturday games last year, I don’t trust that anymore.
Fuch.
Posted by Osrt on 10/13/09 at 09:21 PM ET
I saw it. All will be forgiven if they put a hurt on LA for my mother when I take her to the game on Thursday.
Posted by Animal Drew from A Nightmare on Helm Street on 10/13/09 at 08:23 PM ET
Right now, I’d take a hobo of the street dressed in a white sheet shouting ‘BOO! I’M A SCAAAAAARY GHoooOOOOST!” at people on the blue line for Meech.
Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 10/13/09 at 08:23 PM ET
then we never mention this game again.
That is unless, we don’t get taken to the woodshed again anytime soon.
Embarassing effort.
It is one thing to lose. It is something altogether different to mail-it-in.
This wasn’t just a loss. Just saying.
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 10/13/09 at 08:24 PM ET
The Sad Thing is I’m not even sure that this WILL be the worst showing of the year. Talk about Reality Bitch Slapping you in the face.
Posted by RWBill from the Land of 12 in 12. on 10/13/09 at 08:24 PM ET
Aside from those two consecutive “whatthedogfuckshitwasthat?” shots in Sweden, JImmah has looked pretty damn good.
Posted by Animal Drew from A Nightmare on Helm Street on 10/13/09 at 08:25 PM ET
Right now, I’d take a hobo of the street dressed in a white sheet shouting ‘BOO! I’M A SCAAAAAARY GHoooOOOOST!” at people on the blue line for Meech.
I’ve been wishing for a dead raccoon. Your idea certainly offers more entertainment options.
Posted by monkey from here to Timbuktu on 10/13/09 at 08:25 PM ET
Holy Jumping…...I been working feeling bad about missin an LB and tune in for WTF!? Who are these guys?
What’s JIMMAH! doing in thar? Lord is Ozzie dead?
Having a clunker tonite…...
Posted by Rumbear from Top O da Hasek, sippin rum & catchin some rays on 10/13/09 at 08:26 PM ET
The Sad Thing is I’m not even sure that this WILL be the worst showing of the year.
That is my greatest fear.
Posted by calquake on 10/13/09 at 08:26 PM ET
Right now, I’d take a hobo of the street dressed in a white sheet shouting ‘BOO! I’M A SCAAAAAARY GHoooOOOOST!” at people on the blue line for Meech.
Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 10/13/09 at 09:23 PM ET
Speaking from experience, are we?
Posted by Animal Drew from A Nightmare on Helm Street on 10/13/09 at 08:26 PM ET
Oh good. Sport Soup is on next.
Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 10/13/09 at 08:27 PM ET
Speaking from experience, are we?
Posted by Animal Drew from A Nightmare on Helm Street on 10/13/09 at 09:26 PM ET
I never played hockey, but I was often credited for my “imaginative” defensive schemes in pee-wee soccer.
Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 10/13/09 at 08:27 PM ET
Aside from those two consecutive “whatthedogfuckshitwasthat?” shots in Sweden, JImmah has looked pretty damn good.
Now I know you’re drunk. Well done.
Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 10/13/09 at 08:27 PM ET
What a lubeless, skullfuck of a game this has been.
Posted by Chris in Hockey Hell from COLUMBIA, TENNESSEE on 10/13/09 at 08:27 PM ET
Paging…
Jakub Kindl.
.
Logan Pyett
.
Mattias Rittola
.
Cory Emmerton
.
Tomas Tatar
.
Your time may be coming sooner than you thought.
Posted by RWBill from the Land of 12 in 12. on 10/13/09 at 08:28 PM ET
Aside from those two consecutive “whatthedogfuckshitwasthat?” shots in Sweden, JImmah has looked pretty damn good.
Posted by Animal Drew from A Nightmare on Helm Street on 10/13/09 at 09:25 PM ET
The playbyplay guys just praised him too….poor bastard will give up three in 15 seconds now…
Posted by Zettermonkey on 10/13/09 at 08:29 PM ET
Now I know you’re drunk. Well done.
Posted by Nate A from the Church of Babcock on 10/13/09 at 09:27 PM ET
Guilty as charged.
Posted by Animal Drew from A Nightmare on Helm Street on 10/13/09 at 08:29 PM ET
Think the announcerguys have noticed it’s 4 on 4?
Posted by Rumbear from Top O da Hasek, sippin rum & catchin some rays on 10/13/09 at 08:29 PM ET
1 game road trips for games with no meaning..Wings may come up flat tonight….CGY/CBJ may be game 2 watch after Flames crumble in CHI.
Posted by HockeyTownTodd from Madmen is in my 19th year on 10/13/09 at 01:50 PM ET
Posted by HockeyTownTodd on 10/13/09 at 08:30 PM ET
And to think I banished my daughter to “the TV in the other room” for this stinking pile of dog feces.
Posted by RWBill from the Land of 12 in 12. on 10/13/09 at 08:30 PM ET
Here kitty, kitty, kitty….
Posted by Animal Drew from A Nightmare on Helm Street on 10/13/09 at 08:30 PM ET
I am guessing the ending to Hell’s Kitchen is better than the ending to this game.
Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 10/13/09 at 08:31 PM ET
That was about as much fun as getting a root canal with no laughing gas. Sheez.
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 10/13/09 at 08:31 PM ET
Ok…Howard DID play pretty well. Made some nice stops…
Posted by Zettermonkey on 10/13/09 at 08:32 PM ET
Hmmmm hope I didn’t record over anything important saving this one.
Posted by Rumbear from Top O da Hasek, sippin rum & catchin some rays on 10/13/09 at 08:32 PM ET
Here kitty, kitty, kitty….
Actually it might take a whole cow.
Posted by calquake on 10/13/09 at 08:32 PM ET
1 game road trips for games with no meaning..Wings may come up flat tonight….
Posted by HockeyTownTodd from Madmen is in my 19th year on 10/13/09 at 01:50 PM ET
With a chance to go above .500 not below this shouldn’t have been a game with no meaning.
Posted by RWBill from the Land of 12 in 12. on 10/13/09 at 08:32 PM ET
Jimmah to start Thursday?
I’m just sayin’
Posted by Chris in Hockey Hell from COLUMBIA, TENNESSEE on 10/13/09 at 08:32 PM ET
Posted by HockeyTownTodd from Madmen is in my 19th year on 10/13/09 at 09:30 PM ET
Didn’t Chief say something earlier about hating it when you’re right?
Just saying, right?
So what’s the score in CGY/CBJ?
Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 10/13/09 at 08:32 PM ET
Well that was yet another giant turd in the great litter-box of the past year’s worth of hockey. Its dime to clean this shit out. Catch ya all Thursday.
Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 10/13/09 at 08:33 PM ET
I’m out guys, I have to go watch ‘Analyze Shit’ at Matthew Barnaby’s house.
Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 10/13/09 at 08:33 PM ET
Where the *#$%@& is Pavel Datsyuk? Seriously. Where the *#$%@& is he?
Posted by stayouttamalibu from Temporarily in Tempe, AZ on 10/13/09 at 08:34 PM ET
JJ the jet plane, its called karma because you laugh about the Pens ONE loss this season to the Coyotes. So when you lose to them too, thats karma. I mean I knew the Detroit education system was bad, but WOW.
Posted by pensfan29 on 10/13/09 at 08:34 PM ET
Signing-off.
G’nite all.
Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 10/13/09 at 08:34 PM ET
I’m out guys, I have to go watch ‘Analyze Shit’ at Matthew Barnaby’s house.
Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 10/13/09 at 09:33 PM ET
I fear for your offspring, it will have some big shoes to fill.
Posted by Animal Drew from A Nightmare on Helm Street on 10/13/09 at 08:36 PM ET
Clean slate please
Start using practice as time to watch tapes from 07-08
And like, the 20 good games in 08-09
Posted by Tyler from Arizona on 10/13/09 at 08:37 PM ET
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any of our superstar diggers mention whether Franzen’s had surgery yet, or is that not important?
Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 10/13/09 at 08:20 PM ET