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If You Don’t Understand Sasquatchese, Then You’re Really Dumb

I thought I had met my match when Mike Babcock started opening his mouth earlier this year.  It was refreshing and challenging.  He would talk, but we were never quite sure exactly what he was saying.  Around Christmas time I’d gather the family around the Commodore 64, warm up some nog, put on some Burl Ives holiday classics and read Babblecock to the kids. 

But now…Sasquatch won’t shut the hell up and it keeps getting better.  I just found this little nugget and it makes me feel warm.

DailyBreeze.com

Pronger said he often must choose his words carefully when speaking to reporters.

“Ninety-nine times out of 100 what I want to say and what I actually say are two different things,” he said. “No matter what I say, it’s not going to matter.”

So, 99 percent of the time the Sasquatch wants to say something, but what leaves his mouth is different than what he intended?  Is that a physics thing?

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