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In A Musty Old Hall In Detroy-it They Prayed…It’s A Game 5 Live Blog
by IwoCPO on 05/17/08 at 01:03 PM ET
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I had every intention of going with Seger. But..I gave it some thought this morning and I’m thinking it’s not time for a change. Lightfoot got us here and he’ll get us home. I love that line, and was going to save it for the Finals, but thought today was a good time to break it out.
It’s a Game 5 Live Blog. In a musty Joe Louis, 20,000 are praying for a trip back to where the Wings belong.
Press down. Hard.
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Andrew, at least it’s 2:30pm where you are. Here it’s 11:30am and the Crown Royal is half empty. I hate the Playoffs…
Posted by Mike from La-La Land on 05/17/08 at 01:30 PM ET
Moving onto the absinthe then…
Alright, everyone keep an eye on Andrew’s posts. They should get entertaining pretty soon.
“Did anyone else see the puck disappear? It disappeared man. Man, seriously, it’s gone.”
Posted by Gabriel from San Diego, CA on 05/17/08 at 01:31 PM ET
Stats are turning with the Wings. Good Sign.
Posted by Rumbear from Sandy Eggo on 05/17/08 at 01:32 PM ET
Lebda had a pretty strong first period.
Posted by J.J. from kansas on 05/17/08 at 01:32 PM ET
well, they approved my Douche Canoe sponsorship, but the message still isn’t up.
Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 05/17/08 at 01:33 PM ET
Actually Mike, it’s 8:30 PM where I am. Should I not rub that in?
I bet your reception is better than mine though. Damned dish. (Not you, Disch.)
Posted by AndrewFromAnnArbor on 05/17/08 at 01:33 PM ET
Zetterberg got dinged when that star stuck out his knee on him.
Hopefully it’s a charlie horse but it really could be anything.
I also think it messed up his skate as well so it was a double whammy.
Posted by moocat on 05/17/08 at 01:33 PM ET
All the Z talk here - don’t forget, he took a leg-collision hit about halfway through from one of the Mongoloids on Dallas. I’m sure that doesn’t feel so hot.
Posted by HockeyJoe from NY on 05/17/08 at 01:34 PM ET
Man, seriously, it’s gone.”
you mean like Jack Handy GONE?
“If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let ‘em go, because man, they’re gone.”
Posted by Rumbear from Sandy Eggo on 05/17/08 at 01:34 PM ET
I think Hollywood still mostly gives leading roles to black men in action films. Cuba is not an action star.
Boyz n the Hood to...Daddy Day Camp.
Posted by Gabriel from San Diego, CA on 05/17/08 at 01:34 PM ET
They should get entertaining pretty soon.
Me, entertaining? Never.
Have you been cheese nachos? Well then sex draft beer mile-high club chicken wings. If hockey jungle-sex three-way, you could sex cars giant breasts. And with power tools sex sports beef jerky miss november, that could mean golf scotch fried baloney sandwiches. So pick up that threesome and poke a sex sweaty sex now. Call thirty-six twenty-four thirty-six. That’s thirty-six twenty-four thirty-six. And remember: we don’t football sex bowling until you pizza.
Posted by AndrewFromAnnArbor on 05/17/08 at 01:35 PM ET
Brett’s stuffing his face again. Shocker.
Posted by IwoCPO from Washington, DC on 05/17/08 at 01:35 PM ET
I think Hollywood still mostly gives leading roles to black men in action films. Cuba is not an action star.
Good point, Paul. Hadn’t thought of it that way.
Posted by WingBitch from Virginia on 05/17/08 at 01:35 PM ET
I just pray that the hockey gods allow DET to carry all that mojo into the 2nd!!
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Hockey Netherworld on 05/17/08 at 01:35 PM ET
A bloated Hull stuffing food in his mouth. Oh yeah, my money’s on a career comeback next season.
Posted by Gabriel from San Diego, CA on 05/17/08 at 01:36 PM ET
not the kind of call we want to have? he was going to play the puck into the zone! the slash took that opportunity away.
these guys are idiots.
Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 05/17/08 at 01:37 PM ET
Maltby gets that puck and he’s alone in the zone and the NBC asses are bitching about the call… unbelievable.
Posted by J.J. from kansas on 05/17/08 at 01:37 PM ET
Ohh joy—to the PP, good way to keep momentum going!!!
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Hockey Netherworld on 05/17/08 at 01:37 PM ET
WOW...Andrew...wasted no time with that absinthe, huh?
Posted by WingBitch from Virginia on 05/17/08 at 01:37 PM ET
A bloated Hull stuffing food in his mouth. Oh yeah, my money’s on a career comeback next season.
from the look of him, he wouldn’t need to wear pads…
Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 05/17/08 at 01:38 PM ET
I must be in trouble… I completely understood what Andrew was saying.
Posted by Mike from La-La Land on 05/17/08 at 01:38 PM ET
Have you been cheese nachos?
(Still laughing and wiping a tear away)
It’s funny cause it’s true.
Posted by Gabriel from San Diego, CA on 05/17/08 at 01:39 PM ET
Remember when having a power play meant being in the offensive zone for a long time? I miss those times.
Posted by AndrewFromAnnArbor on 05/17/08 at 01:39 PM ET
Sammy hands of stone—good gawd
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Hockey Netherworld on 05/17/08 at 01:40 PM ET
what the hell are you talking about Milbury?
Posted by yzer19man from Chicago on 05/17/08 at 01:40 PM ET
It’s even better when delivered by an even-voiced man in a suit:
http://www.butterflysuicide.com/2008/03/hockey-jungle-sex-three-way.html
Intensity, lads. Intensity.
Posted by AndrewFromAnnArbor on 05/17/08 at 01:41 PM ET
I am so cheese nachos right now…
Posted by Mike from La-La Land on 05/17/08 at 01:42 PM ET
*#$%@&
Posted by disch from bat country on 05/17/08 at 01:43 PM ET
Are you kidding me.
I’m going to go die now…
Posted by movesfan13 from Grand Rapids, MI on 05/17/08 at 01:43 PM ET
Like I said...intensity. We can’t convert our odd-man rushes, give them one, and they convert.
Sex sports beef jerky miss november.
Posted by AndrewFromAnnArbor on 05/17/08 at 01:44 PM ET
I hate to say it, but we’re looking a lot like Dallas was those first three games—getting chances, not burying them.
Posted by disch from bat country on 05/17/08 at 01:44 PM ET
Here kitty kitty, where are you bastard!! It’s time!!!
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Hockey Netherworld on 05/17/08 at 01:44 PM ET
DAMMIT...I feel like when Franzen comes back, McCarty’s sitting.
Posted by Bryan from Athens, OH on 05/17/08 at 01:45 PM ET
I love miss november…
Posted by Mike from La-La Land on 05/17/08 at 01:45 PM ET
And incidentally, I am SO SICK of us chasing the lead. Who’s with me?
Posted by AndrewFromAnnArbor on 05/17/08 at 01:45 PM ET
I get the feeling that the Wings are playing “tight”
Please, just *#$%@& skate!!
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Hockey Netherworld on 05/17/08 at 01:46 PM ET
Wings look like they still think they’re on Dallas ice.
Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 05/17/08 at 01:49 PM ET
Hank looks real slow. I keep thinking it’s because he’s at the end of a shift, but he has no acceleration whatsoever.
Posted by IwoCPO from Washington, DC on 05/17/08 at 01:50 PM ET
Andrew—I’m really tired of playing catch-up!!!
A lead would be freaking incredible
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Hockey Netherworld on 05/17/08 at 01:50 PM ET
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I think Hollywood still mostly gives leading roles to black men in action films. Cuba is not an action star.
Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 05/17/08 at 01:30 PM ET