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The Wings return to the land of sunshine and silicone for yet another afternoon weekend game.

Thanks to Gary. Ass’ schedule it is the third weekend in a row we play an afternoon game.

But I am in a very bad mood about our last game, and that means today’s LB will feature some nipping and tucking of song choices.

Kronwall is out, as is May who is replaced by Maltby today.  I know this because our good friend Jeff from OK told me so in today’s GDT.  You see, the past couple of days I haven’t been able to stomach any work of our Diggers.  I don’t need drooling analysis of what we all know is a lack of heart and commitment on the Red Wings.  I’ll stick to reading the 19 and their blogs for insight with some venom.  God bless them all, each and every one of them.

After the amazing victory in San Jose to drop a turd in Anaheim has everybody pissed off.  And rightfully so.

So until the Wings start winning games, as we know they are capable of doing, there will be no musical selections for the Live Blog.

If the Wings make us suffer, we shouldn’t sugar coat the LB’s with fun musical choices.  It is the homestretch of the season now, the time for fun and games is over.  It is time to put the skate to the throat and press down.  Bitches.

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RWBill's avatar

Score first 2 goals.

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Posted by RWBill from the Land of 12 in 12. on 02/06/10 at 04:30 PM ET

sapper78e's avatar

What’s with the suckling buffalo?

Posted by sapper78e on 02/06/10 at 04:30 PM ET

HockeyTownTodd's avatar

Montreal busting loose, MAF looking mediocre,  5-2.

Posted by HockeyTownTodd on 02/06/10 at 04:30 PM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

I’m not into blonds but I’d hit it.  (Helm)

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from Lidstrom's head telling him 1 more year on 02/06/10 at 04:30 PM ET

Trish's avatar

It is never too much to ask for another, and another, and another.  Especially this season, I feel like we won’t be safe until it’s 8-0.

Exactly, skate 2 throat and don’t let up, bitches . . .

Posted by Trish from PalmBeachCntyFL on 02/06/10 at 04:31 PM ET

J.J. from Kansas's avatar

Bert took a penalty?

BURN DOWN THE ROSTER!

Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 02/06/10 at 04:31 PM ET

stayouttamalibu's avatar

Really Bert?  Offensive zone penalty while up 2-0?

Posted by stayouttamalibu from Temporarily in Tempe, AZ on 02/06/10 at 04:31 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

FSKings didn’t show a reply of that penalty.  Was it worth the call?

Posted by RedMenace from the darkest recesses on 02/06/10 at 04:31 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

Or a replay, whichever.

Posted by RedMenace from the darkest recesses on 02/06/10 at 04:32 PM ET

Bella's avatar

Red, FSDetroit didn’t have a reply, either.

Posted by Bella on 02/06/10 at 04:32 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

aw jeebus bert

Posted by RWBill from the Land of 12 in 12. on 02/06/10 at 04:33 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

BURN DOWN THE ROSTER!
Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 02/06/10 at 04:31 PM ET

Look, last year we gave up Kopecky & NOW Leino… how much can we take? tongue laugh

Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 02/06/10 at 04:33 PM ET

Bella's avatar

smile Ha! I did the same thing. This is what happens when I watch hockey sober.

Posted by Bella on 02/06/10 at 04:33 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

Niiiiiiiiice kill boys.

Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 02/06/10 at 04:33 PM ET

stayouttamalibu's avatar

Jesus

Posted by stayouttamalibu from Temporarily in Tempe, AZ on 02/06/10 at 04:33 PM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

Awesome kill.

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from Lidstrom's head telling him 1 more year on 02/06/10 at 04:33 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Holy crap its a target rich environment on our end!!

JIMMAH!

Posted by Rumbear from Top O da Hasek, sippin rum & catchin some rays on 02/06/10 at 04:33 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

stuart almost another save

Posted by RWBill from the Land of 12 in 12. on 02/06/10 at 04:34 PM ET

DetroitHockey's avatar

Eaves now Detroit’s best PK specialist?  I’m thinking so.

Posted by DetroitHockey on 02/06/10 at 04:34 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

smile Ha! I did the same thing. This is what happens when I watch hockey sober.

Posted by Bella on 02/06/10 at 04:33 PM ET

And here I thought you were just being snarky…  wink

Posted by RedMenace from the darkest recesses on 02/06/10 at 04:34 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

whew kill but looks like the PP still

Posted by RWBill from the Land of 12 in 12. on 02/06/10 at 04:35 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

when I watch hockey sober.

I saw that.

Posted by Rumbear from Top O da Hasek, sippin rum & catchin some rays on 02/06/10 at 04:35 PM ET

Bella's avatar

Buckets is feisty this afternoon.

Posted by Bella on 02/06/10 at 04:35 PM ET

Twig in Houston's avatar

i stepped out for 2 minutes to get a pop, come back and it’s 2-0.

Posted by Twig in Houston from Houston, TX on 02/06/10 at 04:36 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

Okay, now that Leino is gone, Lebda and Williams are my current whipping boys.

Williams more so because he makes $1.5M.  I will be tough and ruthless with him.  Or rough and toothless, whichever comes first.

Posted by RedMenace from the darkest recesses on 02/06/10 at 04:36 PM ET

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Skating down the boards looking for the perfect pass isn’t going to work every time Wings

take it to the freaking net

Posted by Tyler from Arizona on 02/06/10 at 04:37 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

i stepped out for 2 minutes to get a pop, come back and it’s 2-0.

Um.. time for another?

Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 02/06/10 at 04:37 PM ET

Trish's avatar

i stepped out for 2 minutes to get a pop, come back and it’s 2-0.

Please go back out & get some more pop Twig, not soda - pop.

Posted by Trish from PalmBeachCntyFL on 02/06/10 at 04:38 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

I wonder if Leino’s exit made anyone else think?

Think “what”?

Many possibilities but all motivational.

Agreed.

Sorry. Just kinda talking to myself out loud.

It’s OK.

Thanks.

Your welcome.

L.G.R.W.

L.G.R.W

(Been a “crazy” season, huh?).

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 02/06/10 at 04:38 PM ET

stayouttamalibu's avatar

Ok we seem to have lost some jump…get to it boys, geez.

Posted by stayouttamalibu from Temporarily in Tempe, AZ on 02/06/10 at 04:39 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

I wonder if Leino’s exit made anyone else think?
Think “what”?

Some merit to that to a certain extent. But look at the other guys, Eaves & Miller… scrap pile rejects earning a spot. Leino had to lose one.

Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 02/06/10 at 04:40 PM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

No time to let up boys.  Remember you have a 2 goal lead.  Which is the same as a tied game this season.  Put the blade to the jugular.

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from Lidstrom's head telling him 1 more year on 02/06/10 at 04:40 PM ET

stayouttamalibu's avatar

Please no whiskey dick, 3-0 at the end of 1 would be amazing.

Posted by stayouttamalibu from Temporarily in Tempe, AZ on 02/06/10 at 04:41 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

i stepped out for 2 minutes to get a pop, come back and it’s 2-0.

Watch this bunch…Last year I went to the kitchen to cook dinner and Wings scored….I got stuck there for 8 games last season.  Superstitious SOB’s

Posted by Rumbear from Top O da Hasek, sippin rum & catchin some rays on 02/06/10 at 04:41 PM ET

edillac's avatar

so Doughty is supposed to be the greatest thing ever?

Posted by edillac from isolation on 02/06/10 at 04:42 PM ET

Twig in Houston's avatar

Um.. time for another?

no i wanna watch!

Posted by Twig in Houston from Houston, TX on 02/06/10 at 04:42 PM ET

Bella's avatar

So much for that.

Posted by Bella on 02/06/10 at 04:42 PM ET

stayouttamalibu's avatar

Cool.

Posted by stayouttamalibu from Temporarily in Tempe, AZ on 02/06/10 at 04:42 PM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

Way to go Bert.  Big lug.

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from Lidstrom's head telling him 1 more year on 02/06/10 at 04:43 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

Watch this bunch…Last year I went to the kitchen to cook dinner and Wings scored….I got stuck there for 8 games last season.  Superstitious SOB’s
Posted by Rumbear from Sandy Eggo on 02/06/10 at 04:41 PM ET

Pizza I think.
Hey, A3 started it… speaking of him… where the hell is he lately?

Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 02/06/10 at 04:43 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

Look at Ericsson making a nice move down the ice.

Posted by RedMenace from the darkest recesses on 02/06/10 at 04:44 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

And I am not superstitious, I am “ritually habitualistic” as I tell my wife.

Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 02/06/10 at 04:44 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

so that’s a penalty but the slash to Eaves on the breakaway the other night was not a penalty

Posted by RWBill from the Land of 12 in 12. on 02/06/10 at 04:44 PM ET

Twig in Houston's avatar

11.2. i’ll get another pop. if they go up 3-0, i’ll stop watching.

Posted by Twig in Houston from Houston, TX on 02/06/10 at 04:44 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

Zatta boy!

Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 02/06/10 at 04:44 PM ET

J.J. from Kansas's avatar

Big E just had a great shift.  Used that big body to angle off the puck-carrier handily.

aaaaaaaaaand we rule.

Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 02/06/10 at 04:44 PM ET

stayouttamalibu's avatar

FUCH YES.

Posted by stayouttamalibu from Temporarily in Tempe, AZ on 02/06/10 at 04:44 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

A 4-on-4 goal?  What the hell?

Posted by RedMenace from the darkest recesses on 02/06/10 at 04:44 PM ET

Bella's avatar

ZATA

Whoever was talking shit about him, keep it the fuch up.

Posted by Bella on 02/06/10 at 04:44 PM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from Lidstrom's head telling him 1 more year on 02/06/10 at 04:44 PM ET

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