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LB: The Wings Go To LA Seeking A Surgically Enhanced Victory

The Wings return to the land of sunshine and silicone for yet another afternoon weekend game.

Thanks to Gary. Ass’ schedule it is the third weekend in a row we play an afternoon game.

But I am in a very bad mood about our last game, and that means today’s LB will feature some nipping and tucking of song choices.

Kronwall is out, as is May who is replaced by Maltby today.  I know this because our good friend Jeff from OK told me so in today’s GDT.  You see, the past couple of days I haven’t been able to stomach any work of our Diggers.  I don’t need drooling analysis of what we all know is a lack of heart and commitment on the Red Wings.  I’ll stick to reading the 19 and their blogs for insight with some venom.  God bless them all, each and every one of them.

After the amazing victory in San Jose to drop a turd in Anaheim has everybody pissed off.  And rightfully so.

So until the Wings start winning games, as we know they are capable of doing, there will be no musical selections for the Live Blog.

If the Wings make us suffer, we shouldn’t sugar coat the LB’s with fun musical choices.  It is the homestretch of the season now, the time for fun and games is over.  It is time to put the skate to the throat and press down.  Bitches.

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MOWingsfan19's avatar

11.2. i’ll get another pop. if they go up 3-0, i’ll stop watching.
Posted by Twig in Houston on 02/06/10 at 04:44 PM ET

Uh, bye.

Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 02/06/10 at 04:45 PM ET

DetroitHockey's avatar

Okay, can we get another one?  I’m greedy.

Told ya.

Posted by DetroitHockey on 02/06/10 at 04:45 PM ET

Bella's avatar

11.2. i’ll get another pop. if they go up 3-0, i’ll stop watching.

Posted by Twig in Houston on 02/06/10 at 04:44 PM ET

Been nice knowin’ ya, Twig.

Posted by Bella on 02/06/10 at 04:45 PM ET

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Way to finish the period strong!

Posted by heyheyhockeytown on 02/06/10 at 04:45 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

11.2. i’ll get another pop. if they go up 3-0, i’ll stop watching.

Posted by Twig in Houston on 02/06/10 at 04:44 PM ET

So, Twig…

Thanks for showing up today.  tongue wink

Posted by RedMenace from the darkest recesses on 02/06/10 at 04:45 PM ET

Lola's avatar

I dare not let the words leave my lips… but… perhaps Zetterberg wants me to have some artfully cut potatoes seasoned and cooked in grease, at no cost to me.

Posted by Lola from down by the bay on 02/06/10 at 04:45 PM ET

Gabriel's avatar

Hola, beechez. Quick FYI, couple pictures of fellow 19 added at the H2H picture contest.  More pictures needed…

Posted by Gabriel from San Diego, CA on 02/06/10 at 04:45 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

And Rummie….
TO THE GALLEY. LOL

Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 02/06/10 at 04:45 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

Who called 3-0 by the intermission?

nicccccccccccccccccccce

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 02/06/10 at 04:46 PM ET

Twig in Houston's avatar

haha, fuch you guys i’m watchin!

Posted by Twig in Houston from Houston, TX on 02/06/10 at 04:46 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

OH BITCH YOU GOT JACKED BITCH !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by RWBill from the Land of 12 in 12. on 02/06/10 at 04:46 PM ET

DetroitHockey's avatar

11.2. i’ll get another pop. if they go up 3-0, i’ll stop watching.
Posted by Twig in Houston on 02/06/10 at 04:44 PM ET

Bye.

Posted by DetroitHockey on 02/06/10 at 04:46 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

The Flying Circus is in town today and it feels freaking nice.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/06/10 at 04:46 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

The game is on FSN West regular cable.  I also have the Alpha Tango feed rolling for Kenny and Murf.  Deal is the internet feed is 60 seconds behind the TV.  Instant replay.

Posted by Rumbear from Top O da Hasek, sippin rum & catchin some rays on 02/06/10 at 04:47 PM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

The essence is strong with that one.

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from Lidstrom's head telling him 1 more year on 02/06/10 at 04:47 PM ET

stayouttamalibu's avatar

Look at Ericsson making a nice move down the ice.

Posted by RedMenace from The Pit of Despair on 02/06/10 at 04:44 PM ET

I was thinking the same, created a good chance with Pavel. 

I am kind of shell shocked right now, I can’t believe what is happening.  Please do not let the skate leave the throat.

Posted by stayouttamalibu from Temporarily in Tempe, AZ on 02/06/10 at 04:47 PM ET

Twig in Houston's avatar

in my defense, they scored right before i left the room.

Posted by Twig in Houston from Houston, TX on 02/06/10 at 04:47 PM ET

HockeyTownTodd's avatar

Pens lose in Montreal 5-3.
Pittsburgh plays Washington tomorrow on NBC,
The Caps (on a win streak) had today off.

Posted by HockeyTownTodd on 02/06/10 at 04:47 PM ET

Jennemy of the Skate's avatar

Hola, beechez. Quick FYI, couple pictures of fellow 19 added at the H2H picture contest.  More pictures needed…

Posted by Gabriel from San Diego, CA on 02/06/10 at 04:45 PM ET

Sweet prizes to be had. If no one else submits a photo, do I win everything?  wink

Posted by Jennemy of the Skate from putting the b*tches in the box on 02/06/10 at 04:48 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

Pens lose in Montreal 5-3.
Pittsburgh plays Washington tomorrow on NBC,
The Caps (on a win streak) had today off.
Posted by HockeyTownTodd from the “NOT QUITE DEAD PIRATE” on 02/06/10 at 04:47 PM ET

Dare someone thank Gary?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA.

Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 02/06/10 at 04:49 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

I can’t believe what is happening.

Whore mouth. Zip it.

Posted by Rumbear from Top O da Hasek, sippin rum & catchin some rays on 02/06/10 at 04:49 PM ET

stayouttamalibu's avatar

in my defense, they scored right before i left the room.

Posted by Twig in Houston on 02/06/10 at 04:47 PM ET

It’s the thought that counts.

Posted by stayouttamalibu from Temporarily in Tempe, AZ on 02/06/10 at 04:49 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

So long Twig, check back in later.  gotta be a team player.

Posted by RWBill from the Land of 12 in 12. on 02/06/10 at 04:49 PM ET

Bella's avatar

haha, fuch you guys i’m watchin!

Posted by Twig in Houston on 02/06/10 at 04:46 PM ET

Twig, it’s not about you. That’s the attitude that got Leino shipped to Philly. Stevie Y would be on his way to Atlanta to camp out at the fuching Coca-Cola factory by now.  It’s all about the team.

Posted by Bella on 02/06/10 at 04:50 PM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

Did anyone catch the Habs blow away on the Pen(i)s?

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from Lidstrom's head telling him 1 more year on 02/06/10 at 04:51 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

Valentine’s Day can go eat a poop-covered curling iron.

Posted by RedMenace from the darkest recesses on 02/06/10 at 04:51 PM ET

Baroque's avatar

Well, that was not at all a horrible period.  smile

Posted by Baroque from Michigan on 02/06/10 at 04:52 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

If no one else submits a photo, do I win everything?  wink

Posted by Jennemy of the Skate from putting the b*tches in the box on 02/06/10 at 04:48 PM ET

Oh honey you already win everything, in my book.

Posted by RWBill from the Land of 12 in 12. on 02/06/10 at 04:52 PM ET

stayouttamalibu's avatar

There’s no I in team Twig.

Posted by stayouttamalibu from Temporarily in Tempe, AZ on 02/06/10 at 04:53 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

So did the Lizard King get an assist on that last goal?

Posted by RWBill from the Land of 12 in 12. on 02/06/10 at 04:53 PM ET

J.J. from Kansas's avatar

Jesus, Keating.  Charlie Sheen’s car.

Just…. Masterful.

Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 02/06/10 at 04:54 PM ET

Twig in Houston's avatar

sigh. i hate you all. but only today. see you next game.

Posted by Twig in Houston from Houston, TX on 02/06/10 at 04:54 PM ET

Bella's avatar

WTF was going on with that lion on the Jumbotron behind Murph? It was ... dirty.

Posted by Bella on 02/06/10 at 04:55 PM ET

Lola's avatar

Pittsburgh plays Washington tomorrow on NBC,
The Caps (on a win streak) had today off.

Posted by HockeyTownTodd from the “NOT QUITE DEAD PIRATE” on 02/06/10 at 04:47 PM ET

According to Puck Daddy, the “Sunday SUNDAY Sunday Pens-Capstravaganza!!1leventy1!” could be threatened by the Midlantic Snowpocalypse.  In that case, they’ll show “NHL-related programming” instead of their most-hyped matchup on NBC this year.

Posted by Lola from down by the bay on 02/06/10 at 04:56 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Jesus, Keating.  Charlie Sheen’s car.

Just…. Masterful.

Zing!

Posted by Rumbear from Top O da Hasek, sippin rum & catchin some rays on 02/06/10 at 04:56 PM ET

HockeyTownTodd's avatar

Great 1st, keep it up ...
I’m not putting the painkillers away until the final buzzer.

Posted by HockeyTownTodd on 02/06/10 at 04:56 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Twig, if we believe you aren’t watching that’s all that matters.  if you throw in a ..“WTF just happened”  or “NOW what’s the score?” that should suffice.

Posted by RWBill from the Land of 12 in 12. on 02/06/10 at 04:57 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

Speaking of pain killer, VooX!
Beers all around? Please.

Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 02/06/10 at 04:58 PM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

I find it quite funny that alot of Pen(i)s fans are whining about the schedule and how they played an afternoon game today and have to be in DC for tomorrow’s tilt at noon.

Cry me a river whiny whores.  When your team plays in the wrong conference and has b2bs across multiple time zones you may have my sympathy.  Till then. Eat a richard.

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from Lidstrom's head telling him 1 more year on 02/06/10 at 04:58 PM ET

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moar goalz plz

thx Wings

Posted by Tyler from Arizona on 02/06/10 at 04:59 PM ET

pilgrim's avatar

Great 1st, keep it up ...
I’m not putting the painkillers away until the final buzzer.

Posted by HockeyTownTodd from the “NOT QUITE DEAD PIRATE” on 02/06/10 at 04:56 PM ET

That reminds me, HTT, did you see your shadow this year? I want to know if there are six more weeks of winter on the way.

Posted by pilgrim from the ice at the bottom of the world on 02/06/10 at 04:59 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

One more time bitches.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/06/10 at 05:00 PM ET

stayouttamalibu's avatar

Great 1st, keep it up ...
I’m not putting the painkillers away until the final buzzer.

Posted by HockeyTownTodd from the “NOT QUITE DEAD PIRATE” on 02/06/10 at 04:56 PM ET

So uh..what kind of painkillers you got there?

Posted by stayouttamalibu from Temporarily in Tempe, AZ on 02/06/10 at 05:01 PM ET

stayouttamalibu's avatar

Curly fries for Zata please.

Posted by stayouttamalibu from Temporarily in Tempe, AZ on 02/06/10 at 05:02 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

perhaps Zetterberg wants me to have some artfully cut potatoes seasoned and cooked in grease, at no cost to me.
Posted by Lola from Stay classy, Bay City on 02/06/10 at 04:45 PM ET

curly hairs?

Posted by RWBill from the Land of 12 in 12. on 02/06/10 at 05:03 PM ET

Bella's avatar

Till then. Eat a richard.

What does it say that when I read this, in my head I pronounced it ree-SHARD and thought, ‘What does the Rocket have to do with anything?’

I’m tellin’ ya, the alcohol withdrawal is getting to me.

Posted by Bella on 02/06/10 at 05:03 PM ET

J.J. from Kansas's avatar

That hold by Kopitar on Bert was twice as bad as Bert’s penalty in the first.

Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 02/06/10 at 05:05 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

That hold by Kopitar on Bert was twice as bad as Bert’s penalty in the first.

But the reputation thing and all….

Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 02/06/10 at 05:07 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

I’ve always fostered some latent man-love for Helm, but I think I’m just going to have to go full-blown man-crush now.

Posted by RedMenace from the darkest recesses on 02/06/10 at 05:07 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Good energy…..so far.

Posted by Rumbear from Top O da Hasek, sippin rum & catchin some rays on 02/06/10 at 05:08 PM ET

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