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LB: The Wings Go To LA Seeking A Surgically Enhanced Victory
by VooX on 02/06/10 at 03:00 PM ET
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The Wings return to the land of sunshine and silicone for yet another afternoon weekend game.
Thanks to Gary. Ass’ schedule it is the third weekend in a row we play an afternoon game.
But I am in a very bad mood about our last game, and that means today’s LB will feature some nipping and tucking of song choices.
Kronwall is out, as is May who is replaced by Maltby today. I know this because our good friend Jeff from OK told me so in today’s GDT. You see, the past couple of days I haven’t been able to stomach any work of our Diggers. I don’t need drooling analysis of what we all know is a lack of heart and commitment on the Red Wings. I’ll stick to reading the 19 and their blogs for insight with some venom. God bless them all, each and every one of them.
After the amazing victory in San Jose to drop a turd in Anaheim has everybody pissed off. And rightfully so.
So until the Wings start winning games, as we know they are capable of doing, there will be no musical selections for the Live Blog.
If the Wings make us suffer, we shouldn’t sugar coat the LB’s with fun musical choices. It is the homestretch of the season now, the time for fun and games is over. It is time to put the skate to the throat and press down. Bitches.
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FUCH. All of that starts because of Lebda’s shitty failed clear.
Posted by stayouttamalibu from Temporarily in Tempe, AZ on 02/06/10 at 05:08 PM ET
That hold by Kopitar on Bert was twice as bad as Bert’s penalty in the first.
But the reputation thing and all….
Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 02/06/10 at 05:07 PM ET
In fairness, Cleary also could have been called for tackling a Kings’ player down low in the first too.
ROLLERBALLER!
Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 02/06/10 at 05:09 PM ET
Dangle betwixt the legs….sweet.
Posted by Rumbear from Top O da Hasek, sippin rum & catchin some rays on 02/06/10 at 05:09 PM ET
Lebda can’t be traded soon enough. Jimmah firm.
Posted by pilgrim from the ice at the bottom of the world on 02/06/10 at 05:09 PM ET
Good, active sticks from Datsyuk and then Rafalski on that shift.
Posted by heyheyhockeytown on 02/06/10 at 05:10 PM ET
ROLLERBALLER!
Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 02/06/10 at 05:09 PM ET
Okay, so what’s with yelling the seemingly random combination of words (except “roflcopter”)? I must have missed something somewhere along the way…
Posted by RedMenace from the darkest recesses on 02/06/10 at 05:10 PM ET
And Buckets stays on the bench. A fuching gamer, that one.
Posted by Bella on 02/06/10 at 05:10 PM ET
that’s one tough bucket.
Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 02/06/10 at 05:11 PM ET
Cleary is one tough Newfie.
Posted by pilgrim from the ice at the bottom of the world on 02/06/10 at 05:12 PM ET
Crikey…..they be buzzin…
Posted by Rumbear from Top O da Hasek, sippin rum & catchin some rays on 02/06/10 at 05:12 PM ET
Red, it’s a ‘Rookie of the Year’ reference. I’ve explained it twice.
Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 02/06/10 at 05:12 PM ET
Fuch. Kings have too much momentum right now. Fuchers.
Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from Lidstrom's head telling him 1 more year on 02/06/10 at 05:12 PM ET
Great, here we go.
Posted by stayouttamalibu from Temporarily in Tempe, AZ on 02/06/10 at 05:12 PM ET
Argh, dammit.
Posted by Jennemy of the Skate from putting the b*tches in the box on 02/06/10 at 05:12 PM ET
FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
That was all Stuart, from the shitty breakout pass to not clearing Frolov.
Posted by RedMenace from the darkest recesses on 02/06/10 at 05:12 PM ET
Is anyone surprised that a botched clearing attempt turned into a goal against?
Posted by DetroitHockey on 02/06/10 at 05:13 PM ET
Just F^*king stand around and watch fellas, leave it up to Jimmah…..
Posted by HockeyTownTodd on 02/06/10 at 05:13 PM ET
F all day long behind the net but couldn’t clear.
Was just going to say does anyone else feel that if LA gets the first one the next 3 are gonna come quick?
Posted by RWBill from the Land of 12 in 12. on 02/06/10 at 05:13 PM ET
Red, it’s a ‘Rookie of the Year’ reference. I’ve explained it twice.
Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 02/06/10 at 05:12 PM ET
Third time’s the charm?
Never seen that particular film, so I’ll just have to take your word for it.
Posted by RedMenace from the darkest recesses on 02/06/10 at 05:13 PM ET
Stuart can be such a dumbass.
Posted by pilgrim from the ice at the bottom of the world on 02/06/10 at 05:14 PM ET
We need a timeout and a good screaming at.
Posted by stayouttamalibu from Temporarily in Tempe, AZ on 02/06/10 at 05:14 PM ET
Stuart for Vezina. Meech will be runner up.
I feel bad criticising Stuart as he was amazing the first half of the year. But enough is enough, what happened to him?
Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 02/06/10 at 05:15 PM ET
Howard isn’t going to bail you out EVERY TIME Stuart
Posted by Tyler from Arizona on 02/06/10 at 05:15 PM ET
Short answer: The rookie of the year kid is named Rowengartner. His coach can’t get his name right for the life of him and spends the whole movie calling him odd combinations of names.
Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 02/06/10 at 05:15 PM ET
FSN West is focusing on Oscar Moeller. Why? I do not know.
Posted by Rumbear from Top O da Hasek, sippin rum & catchin some rays on 02/06/10 at 05:16 PM ET
Forecheckers give our D shit for brains.
Posted by pilgrim from the ice at the bottom of the world on 02/06/10 at 05:16 PM ET
Wow, that was a close, CLOSE one.
Bounce back, boys. Pot another one.
Posted by RedMenace from the darkest recesses on 02/06/10 at 05:17 PM ET
Since the playoffs last year, Stu’s had two levels: Terrific and Dumb as Shit. I love the guy, but his mistakes tend to be glaringly Lilja-esque.
Tuzzi ... damn.
Posted by Bella on 02/06/10 at 05:17 PM ET
Bert’s all feast or famine. He doesn’t care which, as long as people are suffering.
Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 02/06/10 at 05:18 PM ET
Short answer: The rookie of the year kid is named Rowengartner. His coach can’t get his name right for the life of him and spends the whole movie calling him odd combinations of names.
Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 02/06/10 at 05:15 PM ET
You didn’t actually have to explain it… saying it was from “Rookie of the Year” was enough for me.
Thanks for taking the time out to humour the more brain-dead among us, though. 
Posted by RedMenace from the darkest recesses on 02/06/10 at 05:19 PM ET
Doughty tackles Z….......stuffs em in the net. “I see nothing. Nothing” channeling Sargeant Schultz
Posted by Rumbear from Top O da Hasek, sippin rum & catchin some rays on 02/06/10 at 05:19 PM ET
Okay, Heidi Andorol is taking off articles of clothing and the Kings score.
I’ll have to be perfectly honest here: I hope the score is like, 8-7 Wings.
Posted by RedMenace from the darkest recesses on 02/06/10 at 05:21 PM ET
Holy Crap this sh1t could drive a guy to drink.
Posted by RWBill from the Land of 12 in 12. on 02/06/10 at 05:22 PM ET
Rob Scuderi deked Todd Bertuzzi.
Hello, and welcome to opposite world.
Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 02/06/10 at 05:22 PM ET
I’ll have to be perfectly honest here: I hope the score is like, 8-7 Wings.
Agreed. Maybe a shoot out just to ...... uh, nevermind
Posted by Rumbear from Top O da Hasek, sippin rum & catchin some rays on 02/06/10 at 05:22 PM ET
looks like the Wings need that 5 hour energy drink
Posted by edillac from isolation on 02/06/10 at 05:25 PM ET
What happened to Homer now?
Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from Lidstrom's head telling him 1 more year on 02/06/10 at 05:26 PM ET
aww jeebus Holmstrom out with a leg injury the rest of the way and then some?
where is Leino?
Posted by RWBill from the Land of 12 in 12. on 02/06/10 at 05:26 PM ET
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