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LB: The Wings Go To LA Seeking A Surgically Enhanced Victory
by VooX on 02/06/10 at 03:00 PM ET
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The Wings return to the land of sunshine and silicone for yet another afternoon weekend game.
Thanks to Gary. Ass’ schedule it is the third weekend in a row we play an afternoon game.
But I am in a very bad mood about our last game, and that means today’s LB will feature some nipping and tucking of song choices.
Kronwall is out, as is May who is replaced by Maltby today. I know this because our good friend Jeff from OK told me so in today’s GDT. You see, the past couple of days I haven’t been able to stomach any work of our Diggers. I don’t need drooling analysis of what we all know is a lack of heart and commitment on the Red Wings. I’ll stick to reading the 19 and their blogs for insight with some venom. God bless them all, each and every one of them.
After the amazing victory in San Jose to drop a turd in Anaheim has everybody pissed off. And rightfully so.
So until the Wings start winning games, as we know they are capable of doing, there will be no musical selections for the Live Blog.
If the Wings make us suffer, we shouldn’t sugar coat the LB’s with fun musical choices. It is the homestretch of the season now, the time for fun and games is over. It is time to put the skate to the throat and press down. Bitches.
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Seriously WTF?
Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from Lidstrom's head telling him 1 more year on 02/06/10 at 05:27 PM ET
Awesome. Are we sure Twig isn’t secretly watching the game?
Posted by Bella on 02/06/10 at 05:27 PM ET
OMFG.
James, James, James.
Don’t give them any gifts, man. That was certainly a *#$%@& gift.
Posted by RedMenace from the darkest recesses on 02/06/10 at 05:27 PM ET
AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
a’nutter injury
and a score
//sigh//
Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 02/06/10 at 05:27 PM ET
You fuchers with the 8-7 STFU!
Posted by RWBill from the Land of 12 in 12. on 02/06/10 at 05:27 PM ET
Frack*#&# FU@%#@!
Posted by Rumbear from Top O da Hasek, sippin rum & catchin some rays on 02/06/10 at 05:28 PM ET
Awesome. Are we sure Twig isn’t secretly watching the game?
Posted by Bella on 02/06/10 at 05:27 PM ET
He said he wasn’t going to stop…
Twiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig?
Posted by RedMenace from the darkest recesses on 02/06/10 at 05:28 PM ET
Stuart falls in the neutral zone.
Howard poops his pants.
Your 2009-2010 Detroit Red Wings.
Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 02/06/10 at 05:28 PM ET
My guess is Twig is secretly watching, bitch.
Posted by RWBill from the Land of 12 in 12. on 02/06/10 at 05:29 PM ET
Stuart falls in the neutral zone.
Howard poops his pants.
Your 2009-2010 Detroit Red Wings.
INJURY
INJURY
INJURY
GIVEAWAY
GOAL AGAINST
Your 2009-2010 Detroit Red Wings.
Posted by FranzensMouthguard from Chicago, IL on 02/06/10 at 05:29 PM ET
Why the dick is Williams playing with D and Z?
Posted by RedMenace from the darkest recesses on 02/06/10 at 05:29 PM ET
Your 2009-2010 Detroit Red Wings.
No limits ... to our pain.
Posted by Bella on 02/06/10 at 05:29 PM ET
What is going on? I turn on the game and it is 2-0, I go to do my classwork and when I come back it is 3-2. If they lose this game I am going to throw something.
Posted by Aimee in Austin on 02/06/10 at 05:30 PM ET
*#$%@& *#$%@& *#$%@& *#$%@& FUFK CFUFUJFKUAKFAPLFHAPLFlksdhfklakshdfglasdhl
Are you *#$%@& kidding me?
Posted by RedMenace from the darkest recesses on 02/06/10 at 05:30 PM ET
So apparently 3 goal lead in the second is as 2 goal lead is in the 3rd.
Posted by Chris in A^2 from Nyquist Puck Control on 02/06/10 at 05:30 PM ET
Jesus motherfucking Christ, I hate this team sometimes.
Posted by DetroitHockey on 02/06/10 at 05:30 PM ET
Really? I know we all joke about it, but jesus, really? *#$%@& really?
Posted by stayouttamalibu from Temporarily in Tempe, AZ on 02/06/10 at 05:30 PM ET
That’s the game. Can anyone clear out the front of the fuching net?
Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from Lidstrom's head telling him 1 more year on 02/06/10 at 05:30 PM ET
Jeebus….stop collapsing to the goal.
Waaaay to many guys on their feet..HIT somebody
Posted by Rumbear from Top O da Hasek, sippin rum & catchin some rays on 02/06/10 at 05:31 PM ET
How is this going to play out? Do I have to watch?
Posted by #16 from Michigan on 02/06/10 at 05:31 PM ET
timeout one goal too late?
Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 02/06/10 at 05:31 PM ET
Really? I know we all joke about it, but jesus, really? *#$%@& really?
Posted by stayouttamalibu from Temporarily in Tempe, AZ on 02/06/10 at 05:30 PM ET
I’m pretty sure most of the 19 aren’t joking.
Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 02/06/10 at 05:31 PM ET
FARK Babcock, should of called that timeout 5 minutes ago.
Posted by FranzensMouthguard from Chicago, IL on 02/06/10 at 05:32 PM ET
Anyone have a curling iron, I think I can fit another one in.
And look, Stuart and Ericsson are on the ice for another GA.
This timeout is one goal too late, Uncle Mike.
Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 02/06/10 at 05:32 PM ET
What is going on? I turn on the game and it is 2-0, I go to do my classwork and when I come back it is 3-2. If they lose this game I am going to throw something.
Posted by Aimee in Austin on 02/06/10 at 05:30 PM ET
If that happens, I’m throwing out my teevee for the rest of the season. This season is slowly killing me.
Posted by Jennemy of the Skate from putting the b*tches in the box on 02/06/10 at 05:32 PM ET
Who gave Gramps shit about keeping the painkillers around?
Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 02/06/10 at 05:32 PM ET
This is beyond infuriating.
Kill it with fire.
Posted by RedMenace from the darkest recesses on 02/06/10 at 05:32 PM ET
Jesus motherfucking Christ, I hate this team sometimes
Wow, got by the sensors
Posted by Lindas1st from New England on 02/06/10 at 05:33 PM ET
Was just going to say does anyone else feel that if LA gets the first one the next 3 are gonna come quick?
Posted by RWBill from The Road to 94 began 3 games ago. Wake Up! on 02/06/10 at 05:13 PM ET
Sometimes I should just shut my whore mouth.
Posted by RWBill from the Land of 12 in 12. on 02/06/10 at 05:33 PM ET
When Homer comes back, maybe Babs should have him standing in front of our net.
Posted by HockeyTownTodd on 02/06/10 at 05:33 PM ET
I hate this team.
Posted by pilgrim from the ice at the bottom of the world on 02/06/10 at 05:34 PM ET
I am honestly baffled. We have WAY more than enough talent to not give up 3 unanswered goals. I don’t *#$%@& get it.
Posted by stayouttamalibu from Temporarily in Tempe, AZ on 02/06/10 at 05:34 PM ET
Fauxficiating strikes again.
Posted by Jennemy of the Skate from putting the b*tches in the box on 02/06/10 at 05:35 PM ET
Wow, got by the sensors
Posted by Lindas1st from New England on 02/06/10 at 05:33 PM ET
The censors knew not to mess with me.
Posted by DetroitHockey on 02/06/10 at 05:35 PM ET
ACTIVE STICKS, GUYS.
They’re stagnant on this PK.
Posted by RedMenace from the darkest recesses on 02/06/10 at 05:35 PM ET
Nice pressure by Helm. (Cue “That’s what she said.”)
Posted by Lola from down by the bay on 02/06/10 at 05:35 PM ET
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Posted by Chris in A^2 from Nyquist Puck Control on 02/06/10 at 05:26 PM ET